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Iowa Hawkeyes at Ohio St. Buckeyes, Dec 31, 2008 3:00 PM CST


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Leave it to the Big Ten to schedule conference openers - including today's Iowa-Ohio State tilt (3:00, BTN) - for a Wednesday afternoon.  I'm still at the office, and will be for at least the first half.  Anyone escape to provide some updates?

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Hey look! It's an Iowa game!

Since it’s on the BTN, I will be able to watch it… that is if I can tear myself away from the Dog marathon on A&E…

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 2:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

No way.

I’m the 5 hour energy designated driver.

by icculus on Dec 31, 2008 3:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ed Hightower on the whistle.
Sweet.

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

2 possessions, 2 turnovers
whoops!

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

3 possessions, 3 turnovers

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

… and Cyrus the Virus has 2 fouls in 2 minutes.
Least he won’t be tired in the 2nd half!

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

According to Tim McCormick, Diebler wasn’t actually a ‘gym rat’ as a child, he literally lived in a gym. Sad.

Also sad? Iowa down 8-0.

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

… and then Cole misses a fadeaway hook shot from 2 feet, misses, and jumps on a Buckeye’s back.

First TV timeout.

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Im sure I'd have some

insightful comments to make, but I literally don’t know who half these guys are.

by icculus on Dec 31, 2008 3:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Just say things like “NICE CALL, HIGHTOWER! YOU ASSHOLE!” and “JESUS, THAT tOSU GUARD IS A MONSTER!” and “STOP DRIBBLING, IOWA!”
Those always apply.

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Kelly with 2 3’s makes it 6-11.

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

You've embarassed yourself

Bawinkel made the first 3.

by icculus on Dec 31, 2008 3:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You've embarrassed us both

Because you listened to the announcer, who was incorrect. I backed it up on DVR and it was Kelly.

-2 to you

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll defer to you but

Listened to the announcer? Not me, I’ve got some sweet tunes playing.

by icculus on Dec 31, 2008 3:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OMFG

Iowa’s offense is a mess. Wow.

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Tate comes back in for 12 seconds

and picks up his 3rd personal… and I believe a technical for good measure!

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

These Drunk Driving commercials are gross. Are they saying if you drive drunk you will fill your car to the windows with piss? I don’t get it.

Don’t drive drunk!

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Bucks miss 2 FTs

and Iowa hits another 3 – making it 12-17

As shitty as Iowa has played, we’re in this game.

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

This is fucking unwatchable

Lickliter didn’t do Tate any favors by putting him back in the game with 2 fouls.

by TarHeelHawk on Dec 31, 2008 3:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Unwatchable?

Dribble drive, kick out for 3? Textbook.

by icculus on Dec 31, 2008 3:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Lickliter is livid

Yes, but honestly, where does he begin?

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

… and turns it over
… and gets called for a foul on a fucking sweet, clean, block

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

"A prolific 3 point display by the Hawkeyes!"

(we’re 5 of 10 – which is far from prolific)

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That's not bad

It’s the 0 fer from inside the arc that’s horrible.

by icculus on Dec 31, 2008 3:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The Bucks miss 2 FTs (again)

… and get the rebound, score, and get a 3pt play.

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

We suck so hard

I just bit my tongue in anger while typing

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Jake Kelly is shooting like a man with broken fingers on both hands

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Is Lickliter really bitching about the foul disparity?

Have your team attempt a shot in the paint and you might draw a foul.

by TarHeelHawk on Dec 31, 2008 3:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WE'RE COMIN BACK

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

THIS GATENS IS SWINGING!!

sorry

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Lickliter uses cream cheese as styling mousse

Tiller can smell cream cheese from two states away

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 3:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cut it to 4 with an 11-0 run.

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Iowa has zero business being in this game

This bodes well.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Cole goes up strong for a 2

Gatens with the board and Iowa can cut it to 2.

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

more like the Vadgers

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I...

no. You did not.
Continue.

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, you know Neuticles, right?

I figure I have enough room in the beanbag for like 5 of em.

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

WARNING

DO NOT GOOGLE NEUTICLES AS THEY ARE NOT SAFE FOR LIFE!

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

here

Here’s their official site, which is safe for weenies like Jebus (SFWLJ).

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's worth mentioning

I’m not wearing pants.

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Updates

Thank for the updates. I’m at work too and don’t have TV/Radio.

Being at work sucks almost as bad as trying to keep track of the game on ESPN Gamecast.

by Internet Legend on Dec 31, 2008 3:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

"He brought in Todd Branch, the wrestling coach, to talk to the players"

BTN announcers somehow, inexplicably, keeps getting worse

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 3:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

And now following an OSU charge...

Iowa turns it over, apparently on general principle.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

OSU drills a 3 at the buzzer.

36-28. Damn it all.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

He almost lost his train of thought there.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not this kind, hopefully...

Cosby Sweater
 The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other ‘bright, colorful’ breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980’s sitcom “The Cosby Show”.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cosby+sweater
 

by TarHeelHawk on Dec 31, 2008 4:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Braylon Edwards is the 5-hour designated driver.

… this just in, a confused Bengals front office trades 3 first round picks to Cleveland for Braylon Edwards, citing his ability to drive without intoxication.

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Why does Hooper Corporation get to use video of Vince Lombardi?

1) it made no sense; 2) that can’t be legal.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Burt, Jan-Michael Vincent, Brian Keith, Adam West, and Bradshaw. Pure awesomeness.

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

First Half Recap:

Neuticles
Cosby Sweaters
Granville Waiters
Joe Tiller
and no pants, at all

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

PIP!

Points! In! Paint!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Virus

It’s contagious.

by icculus on Dec 31, 2008 4:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Two quick buckets for Iowa

Now 36-32. Again, no business being in this.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Jesus, did they raise the baskets at the half?

Fucking bricklaying on both ends up in this piece

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Gatens for 3!

Iowa’s back within 3, and I am giggling uncontrollably like I am robbing a bank and nobody is stopping me.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

TIE GAME!

Gatens for another 3! Thad Matta is now brandishing a firearm and raving like a drunk.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Incredible

Jermain Davis’s obvious flop doesn’t get called. I thought that was an automatic charge call in the BXI.

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:14 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Now they call BLOCKING on a flop?!

Am I taking crazy pills??

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Just like that, OSU back up by 7

Deedler or whatever with a 3.

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Gatens is STRRRROOONG!

18 points (not to be confused with Tucker’s 18 pints).

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

What does he drink?

Basa Ale? Harp?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Bass. I mean Bass.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Iowa is undeterred

Cole, Gatens with 2s, then an obvious offensive foul called on OSU. Back within a field goal.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Tied again!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

IOWA FOR THE LEAD!

Bawinkel was wide, wide open. Yes, of course, a 3.

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

On a 10-1 run, with the ball, 48-46 Iowa

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Beebler hits a 3 to cut the Iowa lead to 1

When it was 30-15 OSU, I was pretty sure the above headline wasn’t going to happen.

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Thats 2 timeout that Matta has burned

when the next dead ball would be a media timeout. Nice to see someone other than Lickliter doing that for a change.

by TarHeelHawk on Dec 31, 2008 4:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Things Iowa has in addition to the lead

No FT
No blocks
No 2nd chance points
No fast break points

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WE'RE GONNA GET FREE THROWS!

Sure, it only took like 30 minutes of game time.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'd like to blame

HIGHTOWER, but can I really?

by icculus on Dec 31, 2008 4:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

no.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No

I haven’t even seen him.

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jay Fiedler hits a 3, ties it

Gatens forces a 3, misses.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

BAWINKEL!

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That's the 3rd time we've been watching a "highlight" and missed in game action.

Well played, BTN.

And Bullwinkle with another 3. Iowa up by 1 with 8 to go.

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I! AM! BAWINKEL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHOaDT9ta9w&feature=related

Iowa leads 55-54.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

And jesus, Deebler answers

57-55 OSU.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Gatens is God.

He’s guarding someone 7’1.

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

"Cole, pounded from behind"

Disgusting.

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

COLE POUNDED FROM BEHIND!

Wayne Larrivee might want to just make a tape of what he says in a normal day and listen for mistakes

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That is Peterson's SECOND FOUL!

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Lauderdale bombs the USS Cole with a foul!

It’s not too soon anymore, right?

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

HS said it was!

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I said nothing of the sort!

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OK, maybe I did

but you said Nirvana is overrated, so THERE

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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cole bangs that one!

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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

disclaimer

I’m a Packers fan, and Larrivee is the Packers radio guy

by TarHeelHawk on Dec 31, 2008 4:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

BANNED

I knew I didn’t like you for some reason

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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

TV magic

The announcer, who MIGHT NOT BE WAYNE LARRIVEE, said “moving screen” and the camera automatically cut to Dallas Lauderdale even though he’s sitting on the bench.

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Three-ball #14 can't come soon enough

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That was a pretty awful call on OSU.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Peterson makes em both, 59-58 OSU

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Watch out for Buford

Hits a baseline jumper, OSU’s back up by 3.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Sweet ball movement, and Gatens with the dunk!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Beautiful cut down the lane by Gatens

Iowa back up by 1

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

and Kelly is being mugged by fucking Mullens non-stop underneath.

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Beebler gets another 3

That’s only his 7th of the da—HOLY SHIT THREE FOR IOWA WE LEAD AGAIN HOLY SHIT THIS IS UNLIKE ALL IOWA BASKETBALL EVER WHAT IS HAPPENING

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Look into his eyes

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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Deebler makes another, Kelly answers immediately

This game is incredible. Iowa up 1, just under 4:00 to play

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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I was pretty entertained by the ISU ass-kicking...

but this has certainly been a lot more dramatic…

by RossWB on Dec 31, 2008 4:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thread-drift...

but the Oregon St-Pitt game was the antithesis of entertaining.

3-0!

Stupid, stupid Wannstache.

by RossWB on Dec 31, 2008 4:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wasn't that annoying

chick on FULL HOUSE named Deebler or something?

by RossWB on Dec 31, 2008 4:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Gibbler?

I think?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Dec 31, 2008 4:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

this chick?

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Coul-ier?

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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Foul on Gatens, last media timeout

65-64 Iowa, 3:14 to play, and I think OSU’s going to the line.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'm a little late to the party...

But thanks for the update. Wish i could watch or listen, but this isn’t a bad alternative…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Dec 31, 2008 4:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Is it just me, or do the commercials make 5-hour energy sound more than a little like liquid methamphetamine?

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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Not just you

Especially with southern stockcar racers makin the pitch.

by icculus on Dec 31, 2008 4:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You just mentioned NASCAR without saying redneck! That’s a first.

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's rid-icculus!

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Have you EVER

seen a more mediocre team hang in a game so long? Haha. GO HAWKS GO

ABRACABOOYA!!!

by ABRA CABOOYA on Dec 31, 2008 4:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

3 in the key violation wipes out a wide open 3.

OSU still up 1, under three minutes to play.

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

a 3 second violation? Really?

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Text Message from friend:

I hope Hightower gets raped.

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Awful offensive foul call on Iowa

Jake Kelly couldn’t do that to someone without a baseball bat or the bumper of an F-150. At 35 mph.

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Oh shit I thought that flop sealed the deal.

Then Kelly goes and misses a ’throw.

ABRACABOOYA!!!

by ABRA CABOOYA on Dec 31, 2008 4:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

If that call was a member of the Roots

It would be ?uestionable.

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Kelly biffs the front end, OSU misses their shot, timeout Iowa

1:01 to go, still a 2-point lead for the Buckeyes.

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Why do I have the feeling

that this will somehow come down to Andrew Brommer on the line with no time left again?

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I thought he was summarily executed after that BC loss

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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Aw,

shit.

ABRACABOOYA!!!

by ABRA CABOOYA on Dec 31, 2008 4:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Bad clock management there

waiting until there was less than 35 seconds to go was not a good idea.

by TarHeelHawk on Dec 31, 2008 4:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

It was an open shot.

But alas.

Now OSU’s at the line to protect their 2-point lead with about 25 ticks left.

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

You rang?

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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, no foul? Really?

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Deabler at the line

3-6 today, much better usually.

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Make that 3-7

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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Misses the first...

Iowa’s still alive.

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Still alive

The Diebler Elf giving us a present

ABRACABOOYA!!!

by ABRA CABOOYA on Dec 31, 2008 4:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Makes the second

Iowa down 3 with the ball and 20 to go.

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

If we don’t shoot a 3 I will kick the neighbor lady in the esophagus.

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

FUCK THAT

Out of bounds!

ABRACABOOYA!!!

by ABRA CABOOYA on Dec 31, 2008 4:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Gatens misses, ball stays out of control until game over.

fuck.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

God damn it

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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 5:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'm out, gents.

and for those of you going out tonight? Call a cab. We can’t lose any of you before the game tomorrow.

Peace.

by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 5:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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Iowa vs. Utah Valley Wrestling

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13 Year Old QB Commits to USC

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A completely off topic apology.

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7 Hawkeyes get NFL combine invites

by shake n bake 7 days ago

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Bud Bowl II was apparently played in Iowa!

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Girl's Generation - Oh! Iowa!

by HawkeyeRecon 9 days ago

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Recruiting snobs list bigten worst conf. in this years class

by schawkeye 9 days ago

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Tim Dwight at the Millrose Games (Super 60)

by Space Hawkeye 11 days ago

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Typical Iowa State: Paul Shirley.

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