WOOLIVEGAMETHREAD: GREETINGS FROM CUBICLEVILLE
Iowa Hawkeyes at Ohio St. Buckeyes, Dec 31, 2008 3:00 PM CST

Leave it to the Big Ten to schedule conference openers - including today's Iowa-Ohio State tilt (3:00, BTN) - for a Wednesday afternoon. I'm still at the office, and will be for at least the first half. Anyone escape to provide some updates?
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Hey look! It's an Iowa game!
Since it’s on the BTN, I will be able to watch it… that is if I can tear myself away from the Dog marathon on A&E…
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 2:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
We played our game of the year against tOSU last year
Will we do it again? YES!
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Take 5 hour energy or I will poop on you!
/ Osi Umenyiora
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ed Hightower on the whistle.
Sweet.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
… and Cyrus the Virus has 2 fouls in 2 minutes.
Least he won’t be tired in the 2nd half!
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
According to Tim McCormick, Diebler wasn’t actually a ‘gym rat’ as a child, he literally lived in a gym. Sad.
Also sad? Iowa down 8-0.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
… and then Cole misses a fadeaway hook shot from 2 feet, misses, and jumps on a Buckeye’s back.
First TV timeout.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Im sure I'd have some
insightful comments to make, but I literally don’t know who half these guys are.
by icculus on Dec 31, 2008 3:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Just say things like “NICE CALL, HIGHTOWER! YOU ASSHOLE!” and “JESUS, THAT tOSU GUARD IS A MONSTER!” and “STOP DRIBBLING, IOWA!”
Those always apply.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You've embarassed yourself
Bawinkel made the first 3.
by icculus on Dec 31, 2008 3:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You've embarrassed us both
Because you listened to the announcer, who was incorrect. I backed it up on DVR and it was Kelly.
-2 to you
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll defer to you but
Listened to the announcer? Not me, I’ve got some sweet tunes playing.
by icculus on Dec 31, 2008 3:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
OMFG
Iowa’s offense is a mess. Wow.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
And another 3 for Iowa
Iowa 9 – Bucks 15
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Tate comes back in for 12 seconds
and picks up his 3rd personal… and I believe a technical for good measure!
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
These Drunk Driving commercials are gross. Are they saying if you drive drunk you will fill your car to the windows with piss? I don’t get it.
Don’t drive drunk!
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Bucks miss 2 FTs
and Iowa hits another 3 – making it 12-17
As shitty as Iowa has played, we’re in this game.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This is fucking unwatchable
Lickliter didn’t do Tate any favors by putting him back in the game with 2 fouls.
by TarHeelHawk on Dec 31, 2008 3:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Unwatchable?
Dribble drive, kick out for 3? Textbook.
by icculus on Dec 31, 2008 3:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Lickliter is livid
Yes, but honestly, where does he begin?
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
No points in the paint, can't break the zone? Lickliter putting his players in bad situations?
by TarHeelHawk on Dec 31, 2008 3:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Bullwinkle with the 3
Iowa cuts it to 8
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
… and turns it over
… and gets called for a foul on a fucking sweet, clean, block
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
"A prolific 3 point display by the Hawkeyes!"
(we’re 5 of 10 – which is far from prolific)
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's not bad
It’s the 0 fer from inside the arc that’s horrible.
by icculus on Dec 31, 2008 3:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The Bucks miss 2 FTs (again)
… and get the rebound, score, and get a 3pt play.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That block wasn't clean, he hit his hand
10 turnovers now
by TarHeelHawk on Dec 31, 2008 3:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
We suck so hard
I just bit my tongue in anger while typing
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Still waiting for these pussies to get a layup
by TarHeelHawk on Dec 31, 2008 3:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yes
and you know, a free throw attempt? That would be nice.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Jake Kelly is shooting like a man with broken fingers on both hands
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Is Lickliter really bitching about the foul disparity?
Have your team attempt a shot in the paint and you might draw a foul.
by TarHeelHawk on Dec 31, 2008 3:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
A 2!!!!!!11
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WE'RE COMIN BACK
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Gatens with Iowa's 7th 3
Iowa 23 – Bucks 30
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
THIS GATENS IS SWINGING!!
sorry
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Why is Joe Tiller sitting behind Coack Lick?
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Lickliter uses cream cheese as styling mousse
Tiller can smell cream cheese from two states away
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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 3:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It may have been Andy Reid
Your theory still applies.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Iowa has zero business being in this game
This bodes well.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Cole goes up strong for a 2
Gatens with the board and Iowa can cut it to 2.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
more like the Vadgers
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Did I ever tell you my plan about gving myself extra balls?
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, you know Neuticles, right?
I figure I have enough room in the beanbag for like 5 of em.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
WARNING
DO NOT GOOGLE NEUTICLES AS THEY ARE NOT SAFE FOR LIFE!
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
here
Here’s their official site, which is safe for weenies like Jebus (SFWLJ).
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's worth mentioning
I’m not wearing pants.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Updates
Thank for the updates. I’m at work too and don’t have TV/Radio.
Being at work sucks almost as bad as trying to keep track of the game on ESPN Gamecast.
by Internet Legend on Dec 31, 2008 3:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
"He brought in Todd Branch, the wrestling coach, to talk to the players"
BTN announcers somehow, inexplicably, keeps getting worse
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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 3:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Peterson bricks an open three, questionable call gives OSU the ball
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
And now following an OSU charge...
Iowa turns it over, apparently on general principle.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
11 turnovers
0 free throws
Down by 5
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
In other words, your typical Iowa half under Steve Alford
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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 3:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
OSU drills a 3 at the buzzer.
36-28. Damn it all.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'd trust Jimmy Jackson more if he was wearing a Cosby sweater
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
He almost lost his train of thought there.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Not this kind, hopefully...
Cosby Sweater
The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other ‘bright, colorful’ breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980’s sitcom “The Cosby Show”.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cosby+sweater
by TarHeelHawk on Dec 31, 2008 4:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Braylon Edwards is the 5-hour designated driver.
… this just in, a confused Bengals front office trades 3 first round picks to Cleveland for Braylon Edwards, citing his ability to drive without intoxication.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 3:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Why does Hooper Corporation get to use video of Vince Lombardi?
1) it made no sense; 2) that can’t be legal.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 3:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Burt, Jan-Michael Vincent, Brian Keith, Adam West, and Bradshaw. Pure awesomeness.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
plus this guy

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
First Half Recap:
Neuticles
Cosby Sweaters
Granville Waiters
Joe Tiller
and no pants, at all
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
PIP!
Points! In! Paint!
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Two quick buckets for Iowa
Now 36-32. Again, no business being in this.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
soon.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus, did they raise the baskets at the half?
Fucking bricklaying on both ends up in this piece
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Is Dallas Lauderdale on the football team?
Because he should be.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Gatens for 3!
Iowa’s back within 3, and I am giggling uncontrollably like I am robbing a bank and nobody is stopping me.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
TIE GAME!
Gatens for another 3! Thad Matta is now brandishing a firearm and raving like a drunk.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
They look like an entirely different team. LIke the real team was in the locker room for the 1st 1/2
by TarHeelHawk on Dec 31, 2008 4:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I prefer the team that hits 3s at will.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Incredible
Jermain Davis’s obvious flop doesn’t get called. I thought that was an automatic charge call in the BXI.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Now they call BLOCKING on a flop?!
Am I taking crazy pills??
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
NICE CALL HIGHTOWER! YOU ASSHOLE!
like that?
by icculus on Dec 31, 2008 4:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Just like that, OSU back up by 7
Deedler or whatever with a 3.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Gatens is STRRRROOONG!
18 points (not to be confused with Tucker’s 18 pints).
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
What does he drink?
Basa Ale? Harp?
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Bass. I mean Bass.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Iowa is undeterred
Cole, Gatens with 2s, then an obvious offensive foul called on OSU. Back within a field goal.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Tied again!
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
YOU CAN'T STOP BULLWINKLE!!!!!
IOWA IN THE LEAD
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
IOWA FOR THE LEAD!
Bawinkel was wide, wide open. Yes, of course, a 3.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
On a 10-1 run, with the ball, 48-46 Iowa
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Beebler hits a 3 to cut the Iowa lead to 1
When it was 30-15 OSU, I was pretty sure the above headline wasn’t going to happen.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Am I the only one who wants a pickup full of beer?
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Thats 2 timeout that Matta has burned
when the next dead ball would be a media timeout. Nice to see someone other than Lickliter doing that for a change.
by TarHeelHawk on Dec 31, 2008 4:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Thad Matta is a saint! You take that back!
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He coached Greg Oden!
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Scoonie Penn with the board!
(or someone similar)
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Things Iowa has in addition to the lead
No FT
No blocks
No 2nd chance points
No fast break points
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WE'RE GONNA GET FREE THROWS!
Sure, it only took like 30 minutes of game time.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to blame
HIGHTOWER, but can I really?
by icculus on Dec 31, 2008 4:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
no.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
How does Ohio State only have 5 team fouls?
seems like it should be more
by TarHeelHawk on Dec 31, 2008 4:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Jay Fiedler hits a 3, ties it
Gatens forces a 3, misses.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
BAWINKEL!
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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's the 3rd time we've been watching a "highlight" and missed in game action.
Well played, BTN.
And Bullwinkle with another 3. Iowa up by 1 with 8 to go.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I! AM! BAWINKEL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHOaDT9ta9w&feature=related
Iowa leads 55-54.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
And jesus, Deebler answers
57-55 OSU.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Deebler, is he the elf that makes cookies?
Or has that joke already been made?
by The Nihilist on Dec 31, 2008 4:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Gatens is God.
He’s guarding someone 7’1.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
"Cole, pounded from behind"
Disgusting.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
COLE POUNDED FROM BEHIND!
Wayne Larrivee might want to just make a tape of what he says in a normal day and listen for mistakes
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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I like how Larrivee is trying really hard to be Gus Johnson
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That is Peterson's SECOND FOUL!
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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That isn't Wayne Larrivee, I don't think.
by TarHeelHawk on Dec 31, 2008 4:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
well whatever
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Lauderdale bombs the USS Cole with a foul!
It’s not too soon anymore, right?
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
HS said it was!
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I said nothing of the sort!
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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
OK, maybe I did
but you said Nirvana is overrated, so THERE
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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Cole bangs that one!
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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
disclaimer
I’m a Packers fan, and Larrivee is the Packers radio guy
by TarHeelHawk on Dec 31, 2008 4:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
BANNED
I knew I didn’t like you for some reason
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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
TV magic
The announcer, who MIGHT NOT BE WAYNE LARRIVEE, said “moving screen” and the camera automatically cut to Dallas Lauderdale even though he’s sitting on the bench.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Three-ball #14 can't come soon enough
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That was a pretty awful call on OSU.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
holy shit, Hawks in the bonus
gotta make these.
by TarHeelHawk on Dec 31, 2008 4:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Peterson makes em both, 59-58 OSU
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
"Drink me! Drink me!"
—beer
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Watch out for Buford
Hits a baseline jumper, OSU’s back up by 3.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Sweet ball movement, and Gatens with the dunk!
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Beautiful cut down the lane by Gatens
Iowa back up by 1
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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
and Kelly is being mugged by fucking Mullens non-stop underneath.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Beebler gets another 3
That’s only his 7th of the da—HOLY SHIT THREE FOR IOWA WE LEAD AGAIN HOLY SHIT THIS IS UNLIKE ALL IOWA BASKETBALL EVER WHAT IS HAPPENING
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Look into his eyes
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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Deebler makes another, Kelly answers immediately
This game is incredible. Iowa up 1, just under 4:00 to play
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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
When was the last time Iowa had a game this entertaining?
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I was pretty entertained by the ISU ass-kicking...
but this has certainly been a lot more dramatic…
by RossWB on Dec 31, 2008 4:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thread-drift...
but the Oregon St-Pitt game was the antithesis of entertaining.
3-0!
Stupid, stupid Wannstache.
by RossWB on Dec 31, 2008 4:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't that annoying
chick on FULL HOUSE named Deebler or something?
by RossWB on Dec 31, 2008 4:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
this chick?

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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Coul-ier?
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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Foul on Gatens, last media timeout
65-64 Iowa, 3:14 to play, and I think OSU’s going to the line.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'm a little late to the party...
But thanks for the update. Wish i could watch or listen, but this isn’t a bad alternative…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Dec 31, 2008 4:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me, or do the commercials make 5-hour energy sound more than a little like liquid methamphetamine?
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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Rusty Wallace was the first man to ever put his finger in my ass
True story.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
But certainly not the last
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by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Not just you
Especially with southern stockcar racers makin the pitch.
by icculus on Dec 31, 2008 4:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You just mentioned NASCAR without saying redneck! That’s a first.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's rid-icculus!
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Have you EVER
seen a more mediocre team hang in a game so long? Haha. GO HAWKS GO
ABRACABOOYA!!!
by ABRA CABOOYA on Dec 31, 2008 4:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
3 in the key violation wipes out a wide open 3.
OSU still up 1, under three minutes to play.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hightower, with the most flamboyant three-seconds call ever
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Text Message from friend:
I hope Hightower gets raped.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Awful offensive foul call on Iowa
Jake Kelly couldn’t do that to someone without a baseball bat or the bumper of an F-150. At 35 mph.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Iowa needs a basket here.
/Captain Obvious
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Oh shit I thought that flop sealed the deal.
Then Kelly goes and misses a ’throw.
ABRACABOOYA!!!
by ABRA CABOOYA on Dec 31, 2008 4:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
If that call was a member of the Roots
It would be ?uestionable.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Kelly biffs the front end, OSU misses their shot, timeout Iowa
1:01 to go, still a 2-point lead for the Buckeyes.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Why do I have the feeling
that this will somehow come down to Andrew Brommer on the line with no time left again?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I thought he was summarily executed after that BC loss
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
After the game
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t122/redleghawk/edtitanic.gif?t=1200951233
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Bad clock management there
waiting until there was less than 35 seconds to go was not a good idea.
by TarHeelHawk on Dec 31, 2008 4:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
It was an open shot.
But alas.
Now OSU’s at the line to protect their 2-point lead with about 25 ticks left.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
You rang?
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What happened?
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Dec 31, 2008 4:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dude, no foul? Really?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Deabler at the line
3-6 today, much better usually.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Make that 3-7
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 4:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Misses the first...
Iowa’s still alive.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Still alive
The Diebler Elf giving us a present
ABRACABOOYA!!!
by ABRA CABOOYA on Dec 31, 2008 4:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Makes the second
Iowa down 3 with the ball and 20 to go.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
If we don’t shoot a 3 I will kick the neighbor lady in the esophagus.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 4:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
FUCK THAT
Out of bounds!
ABRACABOOYA!!!
by ABRA CABOOYA on Dec 31, 2008 4:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Gatens misses, ball stays out of control until game over.
fuck.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 31, 2008 4:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
We got a great look, and couldn't convert. Game over, man.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 5:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Gatens had to
shoot it over an tOSU MONSTER!1
by icculus on Dec 31, 2008 5:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
God damn it
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
by Hawkeye State on Dec 31, 2008 5:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'm out, gents.
and for those of you going out tonight? Call a cab. We can’t lose any of you before the game tomorrow.
Peace.
by jebushchrist on Dec 31, 2008 5:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs





















