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Remember forever how good 8-4 feels.

I went into this season hopeful - hopeful that Iowa would be better than 6-6 like the previous two years.  I allowed myself to fantasize that with the weak schedule, Iowa had a chance at playing for a National Championship.  2002-2004 had given us a taste of what was possible, and I held on to hope, beyond evidence to the contrary (RB, QB, LB, KOK and secondary situation) that this team could surprise everybody.

I read and posted here and elsewhere that 8-4 would be OK (it would be an improvement) but that the record will be better.  I held strong to my convictions even after the Iowa State game, and blamed weather and little brother syndrome on the poor offensive showing.

Then I watched @Pitt and finally succumbed to all of the negativity and reality I'd been ignoring.  Doubt crept in.  Maybe Kirk is lost, afraid to fire a friend, outmatched and outcoached playing an outdated style of football.  And thankfully after the jNW loss I was out of town at a bachelor party, unable to see the horror and allowed to wipe my tear-soaked cheeks on the supple bosom of a stripper.

You all know the emotional roller-coaster which has been the 2008 season thus far, and damned if I don't believe you all agree with me that 8-4 feels pretty freaking great right now.  8-4 was actually pretty fun.  8-4 and bullying the neighbor states and taking their trophies lets me hold my head up high in the office.  8-4 and being "The Team Nobody Wants To Face" rocks.

I don't ever again want to get full of myself as an Iowa fan and feel like 8-4 isn't good enough. Yes, there will be years where expectations are high, and maybe a National Championship is something we can allow ourselves to think about.  But that won't be EVERY year.  And saying so isn't like accepting mediocrity.  I don't want to be like tOSU or Nebraska fans.  I want to be an IOWA fan, and right now I'm 8-4 proud.

Thank you Shonn Greene, Kirk KOK, and Norm Parker for reminding me of this.  With special thanks to Time Brewster.

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Wait a second, who is this?

I was at a bachelor party during the Northwestern game as well. Maybe we were at the same one. Are we friends? I didn’t realize any of my friends were literate.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Dec 4, 2008 9:18 AM CST reply actions  

I wish.

The strippers in West Dubuque are exactly like you would picture them to be.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Dec 4, 2008 10:32 AM CST reply actions  

MAGNIFICENT.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 4, 2008 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Bosoms

I would bet that the bosoms on the strippers in West Dubuque are VERY ample – as well as the rest of their physique.

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Dec 4, 2008 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

AMPLE

Accurate, if not generous term.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Dec 4, 2008 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh

Anyone in here without a c-section scar?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Dec 4, 2008 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you mean East Dubuque?

Unless the strippers with deflated boobs migrated west…

by The Nihilist on Dec 4, 2008 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

You are correct sir

That’s where the real prize winners are……

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Dec 4, 2008 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Time Brewster

Is that like Time Cube?

"Sweet lady fate, why dost thou piss on me so?"

by bluearmadillo on Dec 4, 2008 7:26 PM CST reply actions  

This was a fun season

We were in every game and had a chance to win every game. 4 of them didn’t turn out right, but not even the celebrated team of 2002 beat the three trophy opponents (ISU, Bucky, and Gophers) a combined 110-21.

by shada's revenge on Dec 5, 2008 3:58 PM CST reply actions  

Congrats

Oh, how I wish you had been 7-5.

pax et amor

by jtothep on Dec 6, 2008 10:18 PM CST reply actions  

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