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"Look, there's a reason why Mizzou-jNWU is the most lopsided line in all the bowls this year. It's a simple, three-word statement of fact.

They're just Northwestern."

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Tool

Why don’t you try to beat “JNU” instead of making excuses year in and year out. You’ve proven that you’re a fool all season long.

by blacksuxgoldswallows on Dec 24, 2008 8:42 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Tool? Fool?

You probably think you’re pretty cool. Why don’t you go for swim at the pool. Try not to drool.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Dec 24, 2008 11:27 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I think they only tools are the one’s that get the panties in a bunch over some blog post. Especially a post that only exists to incite the little brother mentality of just Northwestern fans/apologists.

It appears OPS’ goal was accomplished.

by Assault & Slattery on Dec 24, 2008 9:53 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

butbutbutbutbut

MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD, YOU BIG MEANIE!!!

by imadirtyoldman on Dec 24, 2008 10:18 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

First of all, let me use the abbreviation "NW" for Northwestern...

….and then I’ll wait until one of their’ ‘fans’ corrects me:

“It’s NOT NW—it’s NU.”

Really? Seen a compass lately?

When you haven’t won a bowl for over 65 years, yes you end up being upsetted by immature, baiting blog posts. Still, I’m a B10 guy, and I hope they beat Mizzou to uphold the honor of the B10, no matter how annying I find ’Cats fans.

I also hope that I shit gold tomorrow and that my free month’s supply of Enzyte finally takes hold, too. Either of those is a ‘push’ compared to a ’Cats victory, however.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Dec 24, 2008 11:04 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I can beat up my dad too.

by Assault & Slattery on Dec 24, 2008 11:17 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Still losing, still making excuses.

Don’t you have some corn to shuck?

by eatingcornthelongway on Dec 24, 2008 11:26 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

That's my cousin

If he knew you were posting his photo on “The Internets” he would beat your fucking ass.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Dec 24, 2008 11:30 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I think you need to be corrected

That’s a picture of my mom and say, friend, aren’t her tits amazing?

by Twin Cities Hawk on Dec 24, 2008 11:34 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

eatingcornthelongway is amazing

He called me Hayden Fry’s Hairy Beaver…..HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK THAT’S CLEVER!

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Dec 24, 2008 11:41 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Honestly

That guy is an embarrassment, even as jNWU fans go.

by jebushchrist on Dec 24, 2008 2:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

TarHeelHawk

Commends OPS for a job well done.

by TarHeelHawk on Dec 24, 2008 12:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Excellent

job stirring up your stalkers. Mizzou only allows fun for a little while. ECTLW appears to have some kind of unnatural stiffy for you, sir.

by txhawkeye on Dec 24, 2008 1:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

That puts it mildly

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 24, 2008 1:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

For Shame

I really think you have gone too far this time OPS. We need to show respect to jNU and the proud and honorable fan base that they bring to the table. On second thought, fuck that.

I will haunt your dreams and eat your children.

by Dr. Hawk on Dec 24, 2008 1:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Final Fantasy music sucks, JNU fan. Zelda music is much better.

"Sweet lady fate, why dost thou piss on me so?"

by bluearmadillo on Dec 24, 2008 2:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Willie looks cute.

How about you beat Northwestern. Haven’t they beat you 3 of 4? It’s not just football either. Across the board they smoke you, with the exception of basketball. You’ll have your hands full with the hoops team this year. It must be fun getting a third rate education and having mediocre athletics.

by blacksuxgoldswallows on Dec 24, 2008 2:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Why do you suck and swallow?

Go away please.

by jebushchrist on Dec 24, 2008 2:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

"It must be fun getting a third rate education and having mediocre athletics."

I wuldn’t know. I didn’t go to just Northwestern.

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Dec 24, 2008 2:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Not that I care, but

Iowa is 26th in the country.

http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/college/national-top-public

Ahead of the likes of Indiana and Michigan State; tied with Purdue; and barely behind Minnesota, at 22. So while “3rd rate” in your mind may equal anything behind the top 20 (which is ludicrous, but you’re grasping at straws, so I’ll grant it to you), so is half the Big 10.

Be mad at Iowa for being a more attractive school for bowl organizers, bro. Talk shit on Iowa, on Iowa City, on our farmers, on anything you want. Ultimately, you’re suffering from a really weird version of short-man syndrome, and we aren’t bothered by it. So have fun.

by imadirtyoldman on Dec 24, 2008 2:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Let it go

Let them come here and scream and cry and whine and make futile attempts at humor that even Iowa State fans would say are unfunny. They have already lost all their money in a credit default swap scheme gone wrong. They have already lost their pride at Indiana. Let them lose what shred of dignity they have left. Let them obsess over the few things they have left in the hollow shell of their collective life. Let them bitch all through the postseason, for all I care.

This? This reaction from what I can only hope are DePaul graduates (because if Northwestern graduates are this idiotic and unfunny, the entire country is totally fucked)? This just proves we’re much, much better at this than they are. Let them deal with that reality.

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Dec 24, 2008 2:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I'm just having fun HS

Only like to point out glaring misconceptions (i.e. "3rd rate education). But I’ll stop.

by imadirtyoldman on Dec 24, 2008 4:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Haha

You guys are fun to read. Good luck against SC. We’ll see you again in Kinnick next year, hopefully to take the 4th of 5!

by go cats! on Dec 24, 2008 6:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks for the civility!

I least one Cats fan is in the Christmas Spirit.

by Argulor on Dec 24, 2008 10:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

3rd rate education

Pointing out that you provide a 3rd rate education is the same thing as you arguing that you’ve had a better football program than Northwestern since 1995.

by blacksuxgoldswallows on Dec 24, 2008 10:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

lol dude wut

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 24, 2008 11:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

You're right, that really didn't make sense...

Kind of like how the same people who are still bitching and moaning about Brad Phillips hit on Shonn Greene are calling Northwestern fans whiners.

by Closso on Dec 25, 2008 1:37 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

The best thing about Iowa fans

is with our superior education we make sense. Not sure what you’re reading bsgs, but go hone your blog skills on a jc blog, then come back. Happy holidays.

by txhawkeye on Dec 24, 2008 11:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Insecure much?

I know living in Iowa can’t be fun, but do you really have nothing better to do than to post random hate letters at third party blogs? Seriously, you got the better bowl with a worse record and ranking, but you still can’t let go of this laughably idiotic quest to rename Northwestern “jNU”? Iowa is a large state school with a rapid fan base and should be nationally ranked every year. Northwestern is private school that, by all rights, should be perennial bottom feeders in the Big Ten. And yet we’ve beaten you in 3 out of the last 4 games, and you’re posting petty and (more importantly) unfunny messages at a Big 12 school’s blog. Somehow, I don’t think we’re the ones with the “short-man syndrome.”

Happy Kwanzaa bitches.

by benji929 on Dec 25, 2008 5:06 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Hey, they asked me.

What am I going to do, say no to a fellow SBN member? C’mon. Take a damn joke, little brother.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 25, 2008 12:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Hmm...

They asked you to write a “why you should hate Northwestern” post? If that’s the case, then my bad.

by benji929 on Dec 25, 2008 4:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

You jNW guys are sooooo bad at taking a joke

by NorseHawk on Dec 25, 2008 10:40 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Yeah...

I’d definitely say some of these responses are people not being able to take a joke… on the other hand, what’s joking back at you? Both sides are showing signs of not being able to take a joke.

by Closso on Dec 25, 2008 3:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Joking back at fine

I was just talking about a lot of the jNW fans (like blacksuxgoldswallows, or eatingcornthelongway) who get, like, genuinely outraged whenever there’s a post here that makes fun of Northwestern and wind up embarrassing themselves with their painfully unfunny attempts to get back at OPS. It was hilarious at first, but it’s getting to the point where it’s almost painful to read. It’s college football, people, it’s supposed to be fun.

by NorseHawk on Dec 25, 2008 9:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs