[Bumped while giggling uncontrollably. STOP BEING SO LOSERY ISU AND WE WILL STOP DUMPING ON YOU--OPS]

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20081220/NEWS10/812200324/1001/NEWS

Again the Register is burying the lead of epic Cyclone failure by cramming this story into the Saturday paper (circulation - 13).

Who knew Wayne Morgan now owned his own satellite dish company? I can't believe I didn't have him install my dish when I switched to DirecTV last year.

There's not enough money in the world that could replace the comedic gold mine of calling my cyclone fan friends and  tell them their former basketball coach is in my basement hooking up my TV.

Now, if I can just get Larry Eustachy to go on a beer run for me...