Smelley Cock Watch: December 19
As our thousands of devoted readers remember, BHGP was first introduced to the Smelley Cock in early September, when OPS was still writing for FanHouse. We haven't forgotten the magic of that cheap, sophomoric joke, and we are committed to beating that horse back to life. Thus, in the weeks leading up to the Outback Bowl, BHGP will provide daily updates on what the Smelley Cock smells like.
Today, the Smelley Cock smells like:
Grandma
Smelley Cock, why isn't Grandma waking up? She's sleeping and I see her and I can't wake her up! Smelley Cock, why do you smell just like her??
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I needed that
It’s been one of those weeks at work where I’m debating on punching random people here and this made me forget the shithole that is the office for a minute. Absolutely hilarious! I was talking to a friend the other day and we were talking about how the daily Smelly Cock Watches is easily one of the funniest things out right now on the intertubes. Keep up the good work.
by Twin Cities Hawk on Dec 19, 2008 10:49 AM CST reply actions
Oh, you're so above it.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Dec 19, 2008 11:19 AM CST up reply actions

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