Housekeeping You Want Me Fluff Pillow?
A couple quick notes about the site for all (approximately) 844,000,000,000 of our readers...
1) Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride is in the house. There's two things we hold dear at BHGP: substance a twisted sense of humor and analysis the ability to go Beyond Photoshop. To that end, we have promoted Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride to staff writer, so he's part of the family now. It was largely just an administrative move; now we don't have to go through the trouble of promoting everything he does to the main page. Yep, no more filter on HFMR, whatever he wants to put on the front page goes there, automatically.
2) JoePa's birthday is next week! You may notice, if you scroll down far enough on the left, a neat little "widget" (okay, image with a link) advertising what must be a Blogfrican first: a surprise party... on the Internet... for an 82-year-old man. As near as we can tell, it's completely earnest and genuine, if a bit unusual, so go say hi to JoePaBirthday.blogspot.com. Go on, do it. And be nice.
3) Our readers are awesome. Without your comments, FanPosts, and feedback, we'd just be shouting at and into the wind here, so very, very thank you from everyone at BHGP. Our FanPosts have been exceptionally high-quality lately; even the ones that don't fit on the front page often spark discussions that last for several days, and they just plain make the site better. You guys keep playing your cards right, and we'll get you a picture of Hawkeye State spread eagle on a pool table for Christmas. Nude and graphic. You just gotta keep earning it.
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Earning it
After reading this post, I couldn’t help but sign up. Thanks for the quality blog, everyone; BHGP is the reason I get up every morning am several days behind schedule at work.
Also
What are we putting the odds at that the JoePaBirthdaySurprise!! website is run by none other than JayPa himself? 90%?
HFMR
Quality stuff, good sir. Hey, whatever happened to the last promotion? Have a kid and drop off the face of the earth? Geez, not like kids are THAT important.
KIDS ARE EVERYTHING
I love it when coworkers constantly talk about theirs and put way too many pictures up. Just today I went up to another department and saw some Grandma’s cube full of pictures of babies. Even naked ones. Only Grandmas can get away with that. They made me take mine down and I don’t even have any kids. Weird.
HFMR
First awarded best screen name, and now “staff writer” position. How can 2009 top 2008?
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Dec 18, 2008 8:39 AM CST reply actions
Thanks team
This is easily the greatest accomplishment of my life.
If it wasn’t for my unnatural obsession for poopy photos and scrotum jokes, none of this would have been possible.
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Dec 18, 2008 10:17 AM CST reply actions
You haven't seen mine yet
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Dec 18, 2008 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
BOTH Hawkeye State AND HFMR naked?
It’s a Christmas miracle!!! In hell.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Satan
is Santa spelled inside-out
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Dec 19, 2008 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
People please!
I believe the correct term is “testicular baggie”
Don’t get too comfortable – OPS already honored the first post-er with a tribute. And one so honored as you only has one direction to go. No pressure. Now, entertain me.
I'll try my best

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Dec 18, 2008 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
Jesus, do I have to do everything around here?
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Dec 18, 2008 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
Grats HFMR
And now I know I’m going to get fired at work for looking at NWFW pictures.
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 18, 2008 10:50 AM CST reply actions
Since I dont do shit at work anymore
I will add to my resume Senior Blog Analyst for my current role
Congrats HFMR
My boss is now an avid fan of yours, and of BHGP in general
make your boss send us money
/doesn’t know how blogs work
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Dec 18, 2008 12:11 PM CST up reply actions
Is it really a good idea to surprise an 82-year old man?
Seems like they should let him know there’s a party in advance.
Course, they’d have to tell him about the internet too.
Anyway.
congrats Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride
I look forward to directing some of my innapropriate comments your way now.
Shit, from what I've seen you fight dirty.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Dec 18, 2008 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
I'm the
headless dude who just missed putting his left index finger into his shirt pocket. Note how my physique emphasizes the shirt’s best feature: the second button from the bottom.
OK, so one girl punches another girl / man / girlish man/ mannish girl/.whatever/person. What in the hell is the girl doing who’s head is under the puncher’s armpit? Holding a spit bucket?
That's a woman??
In that case, I feel so relieved that the pic got me all hot and bothered. Because if it were a dude, it would have just been wrong.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
oh, the forearm
now it makes sense. Armpit girl is about to gnaw that thing like a turkey leg. Thanks for clearing that up.
Tattooed cannibalistic shemales – what is this, Flavor of Love?
Wait wait wait
Does the punchee have those weird ear lobe ear ring hole things like an african tribesman? I think she does! So many layers of greatness.
I think
Armpit shman/Man bear pig/Bear pig man/ the chick who is under the punch looks like shes fingering herself and is at climax the very moment the photographer said cheese.

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