Smelley Cock Watch: December 16
by Adam Jacobi on Dec 16, 2008 11:52 PM CST
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PrintAs our thousands of devoted readers remember, BHGP was first introduced to the Smelley Cock in early September, when OPS was still writing for FanHouse. We haven't forgotten the magic of that cheap, sophomoric joke, and we are committed to beating that horse back to life. Thus, in the weeks leading up to the Outback Bowl, BHGP will provide daily updates on what the Smelley Cock smells like.
Today, the Smelley Cock smells like:
Work coffee
Christ, you people can't spend $20 more a year to give us something that doesn't taste like sludge? This only fuels the Marxists, you know. And Smelley Cock, I don't even want to know how or why you smell like this.
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Bravo.
Way to get this one in 8 minutes before the next day. The time stamp for the east coast has it on the 17th. Still fabulous work.
You're learning how BHGP does bidness.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Dec 17, 2008 12:39 AM CST up reply actions
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