Black Heart Gold Pants: An SB Nation Community

Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
New Blog: The Nova Blog for Villanova Fans!

Smelley Cock Watch: December 10

As our thousands of devoted readers remember, BHGP was first introduced to the Smelley Cock in early September, when OPS was still writing for FanHouse. We haven't forgotten the magic of that cheap, sophomoric joke, and we are committed to beating that horse back to life. Thus, in the weeks leading up to the Outback Bowl, BHGP will provide daily updates on what the Smelley Cock smells like.

Today, the Smelley Cock smells like:
Smelleyewing_medium

Patrick Ewing


Oh come on, gross! When did you last shower, Smelley Cock? 1985?!

 

0 recs  |  Comment 2 comments |

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

Display:

That is disgusting. Well done.

by txhawkeye on Dec 10, 2008 11:52 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'm torn on this one

One the one hand, Ewing is a fellow Hoya, and thus must be defended to the death. On the other, he really does smell bad.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Dec 10, 2008 1:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

If you don't love it or leave it, USA, Number 1!
Start posting about the Hawkeyes »

Join SB Nation and dive into communities focused on all your favorite teams.

Connect_with_facebook

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recommended FanPosts

Tfj_small
Stanzi IS, by any measure, the Manzi
Cairo_small
Stanzi Will Outlive Us All

Recent FanPosts

B26_small
Moneyball
Bob_sanders_iowa_small
Breaking News - Comments about Lickliter's future.
Addie3_small
There is always schadenfreude
Jr_angle_face_small
The basketball season - in song form
Kcrg_news_iowa-football_small
As long as we are talking football.
Images_small
Finally, proof that ignorance is bliss!
Battleship_small
Jamie Pollard slowly imploding
Small
Offtopic: Arena Football is Back

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >

SBNation.com Recent Stories

Duke students cheer prior to Duke's matchup with North Carolina in an NCAA college basketball game in Durham, N.C., Saturday, March 6, 2010. (AP Photo/Gerry Broome)

Bracketology FAIL: How The NCAA Tournament Selection Committee Botched The Field

Iowa coach Todd Lickliter calls to his team from the sidelines in the first half against Illinois in an NCAA college basketball game Tuesday, Jan. 5, 2010, in Champaign, Ill. (AP Photo/Heather Coit) +1 updates

Iowa Makes It Official: Fires Todd Lickliter As Basketball Coach

Charlotte coach Bobby Lutz directs his team during the second half of an NCAA National Invitation Tournament Tip-off second round college basketball game against Duke in Durham, N.C., Tuesday, Nov. 17, 2009. Duke won 101-59. (AP Photo/Gerry Broome)

Charlotte Fires Coach Bobby Lutz Following 49ers' Late-Season Meltdown

More from SBNation.com >


Managers

Mcqueen_small Hawkeye State

Anchower_small Adam Jacobi

Stains_small jebushchrist

Editors

Editorinchimp_small RossWB

Authors

Images_small StoopsMyAss

Spitzenhofen_small Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride

Official Partner of CBS Sports