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Smelley Cock Watch: December 10

As our thousands of devoted readers remember, BHGP was first introduced to the Smelley Cock in early September, when OPS was still writing for FanHouse. We haven't forgotten the magic of that cheap, sophomoric joke, and we are committed to beating that horse back to life. Thus, in the weeks leading up to the Outback Bowl, BHGP will provide daily updates on what the Smelley Cock smells like.

Today, the Smelley Cock smells like:
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Patrick Ewing


Oh come on, gross! When did you last shower, Smelley Cock? 1985?!

 

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That is disgusting. Well done.

by txhawkeye on Dec 10, 2008 11:52 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm torn on this one

One the one hand, Ewing is a fellow Hoya, and thus must be defended to the death. On the other, he really does smell bad.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Dec 10, 2008 1:03 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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