Smelley Cock Watch: December 10
As our thousands of devoted readers remember, BHGP was first introduced to the Smelley Cock in early September, when OPS was still writing for FanHouse. We haven't forgotten the magic of that cheap, sophomoric joke, and we are committed to beating that horse back to life. Thus, in the weeks leading up to the Outback Bowl, BHGP will provide daily updates on what the Smelley Cock smells like.
Today, the Smelley Cock smells like:
Patrick Ewing
Oh come on, gross! When did you last shower, Smelley Cock? 1985?!
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I'm torn on this one
One the one hand, Ewing is a fellow Hoya, and thus must be defended to the death. On the other, he really does smell bad.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on
Dec 10, 2008 1:03 PM CST
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