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Penn St. Nittany Lions @ Iowa Hawkeyes


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Iowa-Penn State, 2:30 CST, ABC (Brad Nessler, Bob Griese, Paul Maguire, and Stacey Dales (who has had just about enough of Erin Andrews)).

The weather is ugly.  The football is ugly.  The coaches are ugly.  The final outcome could be ugly.  What I'm saying is, it's ugly out there, folks.  So join us in here, where it's warm, there's a metric ton of football to watch, and you're a mere Google image search away from beauty in all its forms.  Come to our house, won't you?

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Open an hour early because ISU is on television

Well, if you call Versus television, that is

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 12:48 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ISU benefits from the worst PI call in the history of humankind

24 yard FG, 3-0 Iowa State

In other news, the inevitable Minnesota meltdown is upon us. 19-0 Michigan at Kinnick North.

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 12:57 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Minnesota's offense looks down right inept.

This year will be my first trip to minnesota for a game and it should be great.

by Argulor on Nov 8, 2008 12:59 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I haven't been there since 2002


Nothing could top that

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 1:03 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Colorado has the worst kicker ever

They were better when their placekicker was a girl.

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 1:14 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Iowa State punts, Colorado refrains from running into punter

Man bites dog.

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 1:25 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Only Northwestern

getting bitch slapped by aOSU 38-10

by iceberg on Nov 8, 2008 1:36 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

aOSU RUTS

scores w/ :07 left to open it up to 45-10

by Buddy Light on Nov 8, 2008 1:54 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh man!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha Illinois hahahahahahahahahahahahah.

Nice punt.

by Bucketochicken on Nov 8, 2008 2:12 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're forgetting

Illinois beat us last week, and W. Michigan got us last year. Makes me want to throw up in my mouth.

by TarHeelHawk on Nov 8, 2008 2:13 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But none of the mistakes are his fault

Because Juice is a GREAT quarterback, all the announcers say so!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 2:23 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eleventy

Or, more realistically, 7.5 according the Yahoo College Pick ’Em

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 2:24 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stanzi is dreaming...is that good?

Early in the week Stanzi said he has been dreaming about making the winning play against the Ninny Lions. Uh oh.

"75 percent of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Smoot." -Fred Smoot, CB, Washington Redskins

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 8, 2008 2:25 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's probably

locked on one receive the whole time in the dream too.

by Buddy Light on Nov 8, 2008 2:26 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

J Leman loves Freedom

And likes Iowa over PSU!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 2:27 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOO J LEMAN WOO

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:27 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Penn State is ripe for the picking!

That’s what the tooth fairy told little Ricky.

"75 percent of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Smoot." -Fred Smoot, CB, Washington Redskins

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 8, 2008 2:28 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Historical week

First we elected a black man president. Iowa can beat PSU.

Go Hawks or epidimititus

by Duez I say on Nov 8, 2008 2:28 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now if Penn State can get Palin in the press booth...

then we got a chance.

"75 percent of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Smoot." -Fred Smoot, CB, Washington Redskins

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 8, 2008 2:29 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't know about anybody else.

But what we’ve had hardly counts as "snow’

by MP hawkfan on Nov 8, 2008 2:32 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What?!

I can barely see the yard lines! This is a blizzard!

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 8, 2008 2:33 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ferentz

is sporting black. He’s blacking out today.

by Duez I say on Nov 8, 2008 2:32 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So am I

But that’s because of the booze

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by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 2:33 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ferentz is channeling his inner Belichick

That’s a good sign for us, and a bad sign for married men in Johnson County

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:34 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STudent section

Greene out not looking so uniform

by Duez I say on Nov 8, 2008 2:33 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am the walrus

The first Paul Maguire sighting

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:33 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A microphone

is all that is keeping Paul Maguire from being arrested and beaten by the police. God he looks bad.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 8, 2008 2:34 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

McGuire

May be the most useless person in sports announcing.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 2:34 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

possibly

Ours is retarded and has yet to actually HAVE the new steak gut bomb

by MP hawkfan on Nov 8, 2008 2:36 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon, Kirk

Tell her you want to kiss her.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 8, 2008 2:37 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pickup line

“Does this smell like ether?”

by Duez I say on Nov 8, 2008 2:37 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We're changing the name of this site

Kissing Stacy Dales

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:37 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So we're banking on

Penn state fucking up? Does this really bode well?

by MP hawkfan on Nov 8, 2008 2:37 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CHRISTIAN BALLARD WOOOOOOOOOO

SECOND AND TEN WE’RE GONNA WINNNNNNNNNNNN

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 8, 2008 2:39 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hold the fuck up

How did we start on defense? THAT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:39 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO AUHOGVS:UOUOSFFSH

DAHAOSDIPSGUDASUIGDSFUGDAUGDSUGDSUIGDDADAU

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 8, 2008 2:40 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOO

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:40 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BULLSHIT

BULLSHIT
BULLSHIT
MOTHERFUCKINGBULLSHIT

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:42 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anyeurism, Bucket?

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:43 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SHONN GREENE MOTHERFUCKERS

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOUCHDOWN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PIGIOSFSFjiHGES0WTEWTKLNWRB ,M.T3U9PJLINRSVWGEJOPAGEAGEDAEF

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 8, 2008 2:44 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BOOM BABY

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:44 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

By whicxh I mean, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

by Bucketochicken on Nov 8, 2008 2:44 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHOOOO!!!

he just drug 3 penn guys in with him

by MP hawkfan on Nov 8, 2008 2:44 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Holy shit, yeah they are

Last week must have pissed them off or something, because goddamn

by NorseHawk on Nov 8, 2008 2:46 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not even the refs

can stop Shonn Greeene

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:45 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

COMMERCIAL BREAK

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:47 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ballard came to play today

Which is good, because if he didn’t we would need another player at defensive end

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:50 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That would be a pretty big story.

You’d think they’d be calling his cell phone by noon at the absolute latest.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 8, 2008 2:52 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ballard again

He’s great moving east and west. Not a great pass rusher, but dominant at the LOS.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 8, 2008 2:51 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Illinois beats Iowa, loses to WMU

I think I’ll slam my hand in a dresser drawer now.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 8, 2008 2:52 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THIS DRIVE IS BULLSHIT

Do the “make them go backwards 20 yards” thing again, Iowa.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 8, 2008 2:53 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nesslerism Watch

“No mouthpiece to be found! He says ‘Hawkeyes Hawkeyes Hawkeyes,’ and everyone goes crazy.”

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 8, 2008 2:55 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In other news, the sky is cloudy

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:56 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and it's kinda windy

Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 2:56 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He tried his best to fuck that one up

Thankfully, Bradley Fletcher is inexplicably good this year

by NorseHawk on Nov 8, 2008 2:56 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ANGERERERERERRRR

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:59 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

See that's what they need to be doing

run the 3 guys get into the backfield play again

Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 2:59 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he was going up for the ball!!

that was crap. But here we go with the officials screwing us over

by MP hawkfan on Nov 8, 2008 3:00 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Complete Greenwood on the throw there

Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 3:01 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

KLUG = OPPOSITE OF GREENWOOD

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:02 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was, what, a 19-play drive?

And only 3 points to show for it?

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 8, 2008 3:02 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

18 plays 71 yards 3 points

Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 3:04 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Finish Him!

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:05 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wrong

He’s going to eat his BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 3:05 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PAKI BOMB

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:05 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No way...

Greene likes breaking tackles??!?!

by MP hawkfan on Nov 8, 2008 3:07 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The sky is blue? WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME THESE THINGS?

by MP hawkfan on Nov 8, 2008 3:08 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stanzi roll left

awesome. That’s the money play

Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 3:07 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

To be fair

They gave him Shonn Greene to block 2 or 3 people, and that’s usually perfect

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 8, 2008 3:08 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

COMMERCIAL BREAK

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:08 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is KOK dyslexic?

Because that’s the only way to explain why he always has our QBs roll to their opposite side.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 3:08 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But they'll never see it coming!

And it worked that one time! Against FIU.

by NorseHawk on Nov 8, 2008 3:09 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, he's dyslexic...

…dyslexic LIKE A FOX

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:09 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ryan Donahue reverts to old habits

A shank of epic proportions, and Iowa completely blows its field position-wind advantage

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:11 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Run Derrick Williams' legs off!

Sounds good to me. Tough to run on two bloody stumps.

by Bucketochicken on Nov 8, 2008 3:12 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK, OK, OK, two words

First word…rhymes with…rhymes with…

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:17 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll admit, I'm not a big country guy

but are 2 of the 3 biggest country singers from American Idol? Doesn’t that immediately disqualify you from consideration?

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:18 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How?

Did we not stop that?

by MP hawkfan on Nov 8, 2008 3:18 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

All right, 3rd and 8

COVER DERRICK WILLIAMS

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 8, 2008 3:20 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Need 8 Yards for a First Down?

No prob. We’ll give you a 9 yard cushion.

by storminspank on Nov 8, 2008 3:20 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cold?

Christ, it can’t be that cold. Can’t even see people’s breath.

by Bucketochicken on Nov 8, 2008 3:20 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fletcher with the epic Greenwood

Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 3:21 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think every ref threw his flag on that one

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 3:21 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, Iowa

You might want to not let PSU get this close.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 8, 2008 3:22 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DAMN IT

TD PSU

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:23 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

COMMERCIAL BREAK

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:23 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Play Action Pass on 1st Down

Don’t do it KOK. Don’t you dare.

by storminspank on Nov 8, 2008 3:24 PM