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Penn St. Nittany Lions at Iowa Hawkeyes, Nov 8, 2008 2:30 PM CST


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Iowa-Penn State, 2:30 CST, ABC (Brad Nessler, Bob Griese, Paul Maguire, and Stacey Dales (who has had just about enough of Erin Andrews)).

The weather is ugly.  The football is ugly.  The coaches are ugly.  The final outcome could be ugly.  What I'm saying is, it's ugly out there, folks.  So join us in here, where it's warm, there's a metric ton of football to watch, and you're a mere Google image search away from beauty in all its forms.  Come to our house, won't you?

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Open an hour early because ISU is on television

Well, if you call Versus television, that is

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 12:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

ISU benefits from the worst PI call in the history of humankind

24 yard FG, 3-0 Iowa State

In other news, the inevitable Minnesota meltdown is upon us. 19-0 Michigan at Kinnick North.

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 12:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Minnesota's offense looks down right inept.

This year will be my first trip to minnesota for a game and it should be great.

by Argulor on Nov 8, 2008 12:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I haven't been there since 2002


Nothing could top that

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 1:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Kaeding made those goal posts his bitch...

and then the Iowa fans preceded to.

by Argulor on Nov 8, 2008 1:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Colorado has the worst kicker ever

They were better when their placekicker was a girl.

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 1:14 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I like how the ref has to tell us.

I like how the ref has to tell us that he got the plant leg.

by Argulor on Nov 8, 2008 1:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

As opposed to

a Patrick Duffy leg?

by iceberg on Nov 8, 2008 1:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Iowa State punts, Colorado refrains from running into punter

Man bites dog.

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 1:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Only Northwestern

getting bitch slapped by aOSU 38-10

by iceberg on Nov 8, 2008 1:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

aOSU RUTS

scores w/ :07 left to open it up to 45-10

by Buddy Light on Nov 8, 2008 1:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Did you know?

That you can use the Iron Gym to do push-ups and crunches?!

by Buddy Light on Nov 8, 2008 2:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

God... Doug Flutie

Is really looking old

by MP hawkfan on Nov 8, 2008 2:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Oh man!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha Illinois hahahahahahahahahahahahah.

Nice punt.

by Bucketochicken on Nov 8, 2008 2:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

You're forgetting

Illinois beat us last week, and W. Michigan got us last year. Makes me want to throw up in my mouth.

by TarHeelHawk on Nov 8, 2008 2:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I remember all too well

But in this case, my schadenfreude far outweighs my “if A>B and B>C, then A>C” stuff.

by Bucketochicken on Nov 8, 2008 2:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

But none of the mistakes are his fault

Because Juice is a GREAT quarterback, all the announcers say so!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 2:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Eleventy

Or, more realistically, 7.5 according the Yahoo College Pick ’Em

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 2:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Stanzi is dreaming...is that good?

Early in the week Stanzi said he has been dreaming about making the winning play against the Ninny Lions. Uh oh.

"75 percent of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Smoot." -Fred Smoot, CB, Washington Redskins

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 8, 2008 2:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

He's probably

locked on one receive the whole time in the dream too.

by Buddy Light on Nov 8, 2008 2:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

J Leman loves Freedom

And likes Iowa over PSU!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 2:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WOO J LEMAN WOO

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Penn State is ripe for the picking!

That’s what the tooth fairy told little Ricky.

"75 percent of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Smoot." -Fred Smoot, CB, Washington Redskins

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 8, 2008 2:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Historical week

First we elected a black man president. Iowa can beat PSU.

Go Hawks or epidimititus

by Duez I say on Nov 8, 2008 2:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Now if Penn State can get Palin in the press booth...

then we got a chance.

"75 percent of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Smoot." -Fred Smoot, CB, Washington Redskins

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 8, 2008 2:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know about anybody else.

But what we’ve had hardly counts as "snow’

by MP hawkfan on Nov 8, 2008 2:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

What?!

I can barely see the yard lines! This is a blizzard!

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 2:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ferentz

is sporting black. He’s blacking out today.

by Duez I say on Nov 8, 2008 2:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

So am I

But that’s because of the booze

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 2:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

pussy.

/huffs spray paint

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 2:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ferentz is channeling his inner Belichick

That’s a good sign for us, and a bad sign for married men in Johnson County

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

STudent section

Greene out not looking so uniform

by Duez I say on Nov 8, 2008 2:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I am the walrus

The first Paul Maguire sighting

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

A microphone

is all that is keeping Paul Maguire from being arrested and beaten by the police. God he looks bad.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 2:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

McGuire

May be the most useless person in sports announcing.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 2:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

possibly

Ours is retarded and has yet to actually HAVE the new steak gut bomb

by MP hawkfan on Nov 8, 2008 2:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon, Kirk

Tell her you want to kiss her.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 2:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Pickup line

“Does this smell like ether?”

by Duez I say on Nov 8, 2008 2:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We're changing the name of this site

Kissing Stacy Dales

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

So we're banking on

Penn state fucking up? Does this really bode well?

by MP hawkfan on Nov 8, 2008 2:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

CHRISTIAN BALLARD WOOOOOOOOOO

SECOND AND TEN WE’RE GONNA WINNNNNNNNNNNN

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 2:39 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hold the fuck up

How did we start on defense? THAT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:39 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO AUHOGVS:UOUOSFFSH

DAHAOSDIPSGUDASUIGDSFUGDAUGDSUGDSUIGDDADAU

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 2:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOO

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

BULLSHIT

BULLSHIT
BULLSHIT
MOTHERFUCKINGBULLSHIT

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Wouldn't that be a Safety?

He recovered it in teh endzpme

by Bucketochicken on Nov 8, 2008 2:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Anyeurism, Bucket?

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, fine. Fine.

First and 10 at the 25, fine.

Still, fuck you zebras.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 2:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

SHONN GREENE MOTHERFUCKERS

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOUCHDOWN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PIGIOSFSFjiHGES0WTEWTKLNWRB ,M.T3U9PJLINRSVWGEJOPAGEAGEDAEF

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 2:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

BOOM BABY

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

YEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

By whicxh I mean, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

by Bucketochicken on Nov 8, 2008 2:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WHOOOO!!!

he just drug 3 penn guys in with him

by MP hawkfan on Nov 8, 2008 2:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit, yeah they are

Last week must have pissed them off or something, because goddamn

by NorseHawk on Nov 8, 2008 2:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not even the refs

can stop Shonn Greeene

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

COMMERCIAL BREAK

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

taken just seconds

before his hip snapped.

by MP hawkfan on Nov 8, 2008 2:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

did they photoshop out the shotgun?

by MP hawkfan on Nov 8, 2008 2:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

WINNAR

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ballard came to play today

Which is good, because if he didn’t we would need another player at defensive end

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That would be a pretty big story.

You’d think they’d be calling his cell phone by noon at the absolute latest.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 2:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ballard again

He’s great moving east and west. Not a great pass rusher, but dominant at the LOS.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 2:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

We're doing an awesome job stretching Royster's runs out

But no one has outside contain. Gotta fix that

by NorseHawk on Nov 8, 2008 2:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Illinois beats Iowa, loses to WMU

I think I’ll slam my hand in a dresser drawer now.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 2:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

THIS DRIVE IS BULLSHIT

Do the “make them go backwards 20 yards” thing again, Iowa.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 2:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Nesslerism Watch

“No mouthpiece to be found! He says ‘Hawkeyes Hawkeyes Hawkeyes,’ and everyone goes crazy.”

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 2:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

In other news, the sky is cloudy

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and it's kinda windy

Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 2:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He tried his best to fuck that one up

Thankfully, Bradley Fletcher is inexplicably good this year

by NorseHawk on Nov 8, 2008 2:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Clark is awful today.

He’s going to throw a pick-six in this game. I know this look.

by Run Up The Score on Nov 8, 2008 2:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Just say no to "pick -six"

Go with TAINT= Touchdown after Int.

by MP hawkfan on Nov 8, 2008 2:56 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

ANGERERERERERRRR

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

See that's what they need to be doing

run the 3 guys get into the backfield play again

Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 2:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

he was going up for the ball!!

that was crap. But here we go with the officials screwing us over

by MP hawkfan on Nov 8, 2008 3:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Can we just replace FAIL with GREENWOOD?

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 2:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Complete Greenwood on the throw there

Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 3:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

KLUG = OPPOSITE OF GREENWOOD

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That was, what, a 19-play drive?

And only 3 points to show for it?

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 3:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

18 plays 71 yards 3 points

Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 3:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Finish Him!

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wrong

He’s going to eat his BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 3:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

PAKI BOMB

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

No way...

Greene likes breaking tackles??!?!

by MP hawkfan on Nov 8, 2008 3:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The sky is blue? WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME THESE THINGS?

by MP hawkfan on Nov 8, 2008 3:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Stanzi roll left

awesome. That’s the money play

Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 3:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

To be fair

They gave him Shonn Greene to block 2 or 3 people, and that’s usually perfect

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 3:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

COMMERCIAL BREAK

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Is KOK dyslexic?

Because that’s the only way to explain why he always has our QBs roll to their opposite side.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 3:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

But they'll never see it coming!

And it worked that one time! Against FIU.

by NorseHawk on Nov 8, 2008 3:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he's dyslexic...

…dyslexic LIKE A FOX

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Get This:

dyslexic like a fox. Get it?

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 3:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Donahue reverts to old habits

A shank of epic proportions, and Iowa completely blows its field position-wind advantage

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Run Derrick Williams' legs off!

Sounds good to me. Tough to run on two bloody stumps.

by Bucketochicken on Nov 8, 2008 3:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

OK, OK, OK, two words

First word…rhymes with…rhymes with…

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

COMMERCIAL BREAK

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:16 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I'll admit, I'm not a big country guy

but are 2 of the 3 biggest country singers from American Idol? Doesn’t that immediately disqualify you from consideration?

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

keep in mind

they have low standards

by MP hawkfan on Nov 8, 2008 3:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

How?

Did we not stop that?

by MP hawkfan on Nov 8, 2008 3:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

All right, 3rd and 8

COVER DERRICK WILLIAMS

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 3:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Need 8 Yards for a First Down?

No prob. We’ll give you a 9 yard cushion.

by storminspank on Nov 8, 2008 3:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cold?

Christ, it can’t be that cold. Can’t even see people’s breath.

by Bucketochicken on Nov 8, 2008 3:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Fletcher with the epic Greenwood

Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 3:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I think every ref threw his flag on that one

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 3:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hey, Iowa

You might want to not let PSU get this close.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 3:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

DAMN IT

TD PSU

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

COMMERCIAL BREAK

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Idiot

It was Marcus Schnoor

by storminspank on Nov 8, 2008 3:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Tim Dwight right?

Or was that just in my dreams?

by NorseHawk on Nov 8, 2008 3:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Shonn Greene?

Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 3:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, tough trivia question

Everyone knows the only Iowa player to win the Heisman was Zeron Flemiester

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Sioux City West

He ripped my team for 300 yards and like 6 TDs when he was in high school.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 3:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

U R ALL STOOPID

IT’S NIAL KINNICK LIKE TEH STASIUM IZ NAMED DUR LOL

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

3rd and short...

I think it’s time for a shitty playcall!

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 3:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Ask

And ye shall receive

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 3:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Fucking Christ

FIRE KOK

Said without a hint of irony

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

COMMERCIAL BREAK

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

It has nothing to do with the game

but I love that picture

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It would be nice if the D could figure out who has the ball

Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 3:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That's the beauty of Spread HD

Nobody knows who has the ball on the field, but it’s crystal-clear to those of us watching on flatscreens at home

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

oooooohh

it was Nile Kinnick. Good one.

Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 3:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WILD NITTANY LION FORMATION

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

"They all look like each other"

Paul Maguire’s racism makes its appearance

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:39 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Christ

PSU is masterful at gaining one more yard than they need for the 1st down.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 3:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

No way... horrible spot

He definitely pulled out his flag 3 yards behind the line of scrimmage

by Buddy Light on Nov 8, 2008 3:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Massive hole in the zone there

Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 3:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Could someone cover Williams?

Because I think they’re going to go to him. Thanks.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 3:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Our Front 4 is Dead

Get the 2nd string in there… Binns, Geary, etcc

by storminspank on Nov 8, 2008 3:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

You think them getting no pressure might have to do with the 7 blockers

rather than the problems in run D?

Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 3:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Whoooaaa...

What was that weird thing the defense guy just did where he ran straight at the QB? What do they call that? A bris?

by Bucketochicken on Nov 8, 2008 3:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

KOK better just hand the ball off to SG

No funny business. Go in down 6 and get the ball at half.

by storminspank on Nov 8, 2008 3:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hoping for a KO return to around the 30-35

And maybe KOK will think it’s a good idea.

by Run Up The Score on Nov 8, 2008 3:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Iowa is about to run their 12th offensive play

with one minute to go in the 1st half

Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 3:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Within a TD with a minute left in the half?

Pretty good really. But not too many encouraging signs.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 3:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

COMMERCIAL BREAK

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Wouldn't it be cool

If the PSU guy’s leg like, lifted up the Wisconsin guy, and he launched helmet first into JoePa at full speed?

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 3:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You watch too much pro wrestling

(if, of course, there is such thing as “too much pro wrestling”)

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 3:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dude no

Charlie Weis’ leg was replaced by Patrick Duffy. They can’t BOTH have Duffy legs, that would be ridiculous. Please try to keep up.

by NorseHawk on Nov 8, 2008 3:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Plot twist!

It’s all just so hard to follow.

by Run Up The Score on Nov 8, 2008 3:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

By the way

Iowa State is down 28-24 with 1:20 to play. First and ten ISU at about their own 45

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Why did that trash can say

“Herky’s Dream Machine?” I’m not making that up.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 3:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

It's "Herky's Scream Machine"

It’s an ongoing joke at the HS house

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sir.

Nothing is better than Herky’s Cream Machine.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 3:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

There's strong, then there's Army Strong.

And then there’s Retard Strong.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 3:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

it was their 13th play

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6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 3:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What in the hell

Why did 3 seconds come off the clock after DJK was tackled?

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 3:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

57 yard FG attempt

the Raiders would do it

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6.3 yards per carry
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by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 3:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

hurrrrrr how'd do I managed clock.

I seriously have no idea what’s going on this drive

by NorseHawk on Nov 8, 2008 3:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Announcers advocating a RB draw.

Although that’s better than being sacked probably.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 3:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

RB draw=football white flag

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6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 3:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Draw to win, sir

Draw to win

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Moot points

It’s not like there was going to be a 40 yard pass TD or a 57 yard FG. At that point, just give to SG and hope.

by storminspank on Nov 8, 2008 3:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Whatever, that's just giving up

At least give Stanzi a chance to do something. You can’t run every fucking play, stop whining every single time they call a pass.

by NorseHawk on Nov 8, 2008 3:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT WOOOO FIGHT!

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Kirk:

Oddly jolly, or so pissed off that he’s giggly with rage?

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 3:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The Versus guys are crucifying Iowa State's playcalling at the end of the game

KOK is calling it brilliant

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 3:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WOAH

New PSU commercial not exactly Appy State material, but as close as something with good production values might get

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Videographer:

OK, OK, we need something to make this production POP. I know! We’ll put the credits in the corner! It’ll be like the MTV! Hello, college Emmy!

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 4:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Penn State O

18 first downs. 200 total yards 23:34 time of possession, 13 points, 6 point lead

Bend but don’t break D only works if the O can actually score. Lets go O.

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6.3 yards per carry
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by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 4:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WOW!!

A pass to a wideopen Greene in the flat!

by storminspank on Nov 8, 2008 4:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Stanziball

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

working?

Greene had more yards per rush than Stanzi had yards per dropback.

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6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 4:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

math was for the game not the drive

by bad

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by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 4:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Stanziball

like you wouldn’t believe. that was fucking awful

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6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 4:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

STANZIBALL

FUCK, FUCK, FUCKITY FUCK

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 4:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

into quadruble coverage

a personal best

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6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 4:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

It's incredibly early to say it

but that’s a devastating turnover

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Really?

I hadn’t heard

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not only that

King and Kroul are an Odd Couple!

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 4:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I hadn't heard

Thanks for that. Anyone know who the only Iowa player to win the Heisman is?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 4:22 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

He's also scrappy and a hard worker

Oh, and has long hair. Haha, just look at that hair. I bet bald announcers wish they had hair like that!

by NorseHawk on Nov 8, 2008 4:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I disagree on general principle

but man, after that throw…….the seed is planted.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 4:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll ban your ass

Don’t tempt me, stormy.

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Would you rather have all the passes kind of suck

or a few really suck?

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by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 4:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Handicapped Extreme Makeover

The Soup inks five year extension on that footage alone.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 4:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Boise State had four different players throw touchdown passes

including a running back and a receiver. I don’t even know what to say about that.

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

3rd and five

I smell bubble screen.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 4:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

a straight dropback?

not screen or roll the wrong way on 3rd down. What have you done to KOK

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6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 4:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

DJK

With the faux hawk?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 4:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That was a rocket

Gunslingin’ Dick Stanzi

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Smash route

Smart football makes me so happy

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Did you guys see that?

Right handed QB rolling to his right??? Amazing!!!

by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Nov 8, 2008 4:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I don't understand

Aren’t right-handed quarterbacks supposed to roll left?

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

WHY ARE WE RUNNING???????

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

two third downs in a row

without a roll the wrong way or a bubble screen?

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6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 4:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

GOD DAMN JULIAN VANDERVELDE

/Jeremiah Wright’d

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he's been kinda crappy the last couple weeks

I think he needs to rotate with someone else to be effective.

by NorseHawk on Nov 8, 2008 4:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Stacy Dales

watching mouths

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

RETURN OF DJK

ABOUT FUCKING TIME

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TOUCHDOWN JOHNSON-KOULIANOS-POPADOPALIS

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 4:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Uncle Jesse has nothing to do with this

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Epic Greenwood on the deep safety

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6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 4:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

After watching that replay

The safety bit on a really half-assed pump fake.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 4:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WHY CAN'T YOU GIVE STANZI CREDIT FOR ANYTHING?!

Jerk

Seriously though, that was pretty funny.

by NorseHawk on Nov 8, 2008 4:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

COMMERCIAL BREAK

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Williams scares me more than someone that size has a right to do

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

This is where I want that RUTS pick six

Make it happen, Popinski

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

How is this happening?

Griese said PSU wouldn’t make another mistake for the rest of the game.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 4:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

MAKE THAT PICK, KING!

WOOOO THREE AND OUT

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 4:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Bluh...bluh...bllitz?

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

MOCKERY FROM THE STUDENTS

I love it

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

To be fair, so am I

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think he saw exactly where it came from

That gaping hole in the middle of the line, specifically

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 4:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Classy!

Nice Minnesota North Stars hoodie in the crowd.

by Run Up The Score on Nov 8, 2008 4:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Stanzifumble

flag canceled though?

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6.3 yards per carry
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by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 4:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WTF?

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Why

Has Stanzi reverted to the Week 5 version of himself?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 4:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That's on the center

Doesn’t matter. That was a huge turnover.

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

FUCK fUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

why does the offense have to be so full of Greenwood?

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6.3 yards per carry
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by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 4:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

God damn it

Williams is killing us

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

15:29

9 points.

Keep the faith.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 4:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

the faith is there

the confidence? not so much

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6.3 yards per carry
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by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 4:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Moeaki

with the reception and NO injury.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 4:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

- a thousand

mee-lee-wah-kay is “the good land,” you bastard.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 4:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I did not know that.

I can’t believe I got shredded for kind of misquoting a 16-year-old movie.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 5:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Tony Moeaki sighting!

He’ll soon be gravely injured after his last name is mispronounced.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 4:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

God damn you

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Tony Moeaki sighting

He was immediately carted off with a herniated rectum

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 4:55 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

WTF was Stanzi doing he had a good pocket

then rolled out creating the pressure

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6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 4:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

DVR'ed it back

there was zero pressure, then Stanzi rolled out to where there were no receivers.

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6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 4:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the TD was while he was standing in the pocket

but DJK was WIDE open on that one.

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6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 4:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Did Greenwood just Greene that coverage?!

DAY IS NIGHT AND NIGHT IS DAY

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 5:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Nice play by Greenwopdsafawunv;fis;lrmcsdhvbndc,.s

Sorry, typing that induced a seizure

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 5:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Greenwood makes a good play

on a play where the CB would have knocked it down anyway

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6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 5:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

PSU cannot throw deep against the wind

Norm needs to adjust accordingly and bring it.

by storminspank on Nov 8, 2008 5:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

They don't need to throw deep, and they wouldn't even if there was no wind

Run run run run run run run

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 5:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Shonn Greene is at a season low YPC

only 4.5

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6.3 yards per carry
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by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 5:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

PAKI BOMB

goes boom, baby

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 5:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

MARCUS SCHNOOR TIME!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 5:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

TE throwback screen!

Wheeeeee…oh wait not a TD.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 5:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Griese's right

That should have been at least 12 yards

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 5:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

100 yards for Greene

again

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6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 5:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

bullshit I beat you

refreshed and mine was still first

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140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 5:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

shake and bake won

EPIC GREENWOOD BY SPANKY

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 5:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Shonn lays the lumber

That was a frustration hit, and well-deserved

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 5:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

hah

I love that too

by storminspank on Nov 8, 2008 5:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

GREEEEEEENE WOOOOOOOGREENEWOOOOOOOO

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 5:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

SHONN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOO———NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DO NOT BE HURT YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 5:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

...ruh roh

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 5:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

ESPN gamecenter calls Swinging Dick Stanzi

Richard

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6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 5:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha

they said richard

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 5:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Correct

Oh, and thanks for holding my penis for me

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 5:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Happy now, you bastard?

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 5:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Really weird picture of Bowden

Really, really weird

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 5:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Wait

did Bobby Bowden die?

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 5:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

No

Just his coaching skills

by storminspank on Nov 8, 2008 5:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Look, Clayborn

Going for the strip is honorable, but when your teammate is getting dragged, perhaps it’s best to impede the progress of the runner instead of standing nearby.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 5:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BIG STOP D YEAAAAHHHH

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 5:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Shit shit shit

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 5:14 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

BULLCRAP

He didn’t TOUCHHIM

by storminspank on Nov 8, 2008 5:14 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

He did, barely.

The foot hit his shoulder pad.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 5:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

as he was bring his foot back down

if anything he kicked him

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6.3 yards per carry
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by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 5:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's, what, his third roughing call this year?

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 5:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Horse fucks shit

Film at 11

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 5:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Between the boxes...

which contain multiple copies of “Vlade Divac’s School of Acting” DVDs

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 5:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We win this thing

and I’ll be between the boxes at the SpoCo by 7:30

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 5:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They aren't giving any credit to JayPa at all

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 5:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Neither is anyone in Happy Valley

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 5:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

3rd and long here

Could really, really use a stop here.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 5:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Can't let them get the TD

a turnover would be awesome, but a FG isn’t the end of the world

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6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 5:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yep, I think so

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 8, 2008 5:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Holding!

Do you accept or take the 4th down?

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 5:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

there you go.

I hope we don’t get Zooked on it.

AKA Shadow

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 8, 2008 5:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

oh really

they would go on 4th instead of kicking the FG to make Iowa score a TD instead of a FG to win

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6.3 yards per carry
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by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 5:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yep

Take the hold

by storminspank on Nov 8, 2008 5:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

awesome

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6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

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