LIVEGAMEJOEPAOPENTHREAD: LOOK AWAY
by Patrick Vint on Nov 8, 2008 12:45 PM CST
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PrintPenn St. Nittany Lions at Iowa Hawkeyes, Nov 8, 2008 2:30 PM CST
Iowa-Penn State, 2:30 CST, ABC (Brad Nessler, Bob Griese, Paul Maguire, and Stacey Dales (who has had just about enough of Erin Andrews)).
The weather is ugly. The football is ugly. The coaches are ugly. The final outcome could be ugly. What I'm saying is, it's ugly out there, folks. So join us in here, where it's warm, there's a metric ton of football to watch, and you're a mere Google image search away from beauty in all its forms. Come to our house, won't you?
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Open an hour early because ISU is on television
Well, if you call Versus television, that is
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ISU benefits from the worst PI call in the history of humankind
24 yard FG, 3-0 Iowa State
In other news, the inevitable Minnesota meltdown is upon us. 19-0 Michigan at Kinnick North.
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Minnesota's offense looks down right inept.
This year will be my first trip to minnesota for a game and it should be great.
I haven't been there since 2002
Nothing could top that
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Western Michigan is embarassing another Big Ten program...
20-7. There is the Zooker we know and love.
Ron's still in mourning over Bobert, apparently.
by Run Up The Score on Nov 8, 2008 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
That would account for his lack of focus today.
by Run Up The Score on Nov 8, 2008 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
Colorado has the worst kicker ever
They were better when their placekicker was a girl.
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Iowa State punts, Colorado refrains from running into punter
Man bites dog.
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You're forgetting
Illinois beat us last week, and W. Michigan got us last year. Makes me want to throw up in my mouth.
I remember all too well
But in this case, my schadenfreude far outweighs my “if A>B and B>C, then A>C” stuff.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 8, 2008 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
You don't throw out the 27 points I got for taking Wyoming
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But none of the mistakes are his fault
Because Juice is a GREAT quarterback, all the announcers say so!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Dr. Lou just said
“thubjugate”
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 2:25 PM CST reply actions
Stanzi is dreaming...is that good?
Early in the week Stanzi said he has been dreaming about making the winning play against the Ninny Lions. Uh oh.
"75 percent of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Smoot." -Fred Smoot, CB, Washington Redskins
Penn State is ripe for the picking!
That’s what the tooth fairy told little Ricky.
"75 percent of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Smoot." -Fred Smoot, CB, Washington Redskins
Now if Penn State can get Palin in the press booth...
then we got a chance.
"75 percent of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Smoot." -Fred Smoot, CB, Washington Redskins
Has there been any snow in Iowa City?
I know we haven’t had any 50 miles to the east
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What?
You wanted Pam Ward?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
Is he joined by "The Coach" Lee Corso and "The Quarterback" Kirk Herbstreit?
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You always get that way when you drink ginger ale?
He was sniffing glue in the parking lot.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
Ferentz is channeling his inner Belichick
That’s a good sign for us, and a bad sign for married men in Johnson County
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southeast of What Cheer.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 2:33 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I know where that is!!!
Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Go Hawkswoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
by Bucketochicken on Nov 8, 2008 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
I am the walrus
The first Paul Maguire sighting
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A microphone
is all that is keeping Paul Maguire from being arrested and beaten by the police. God he looks bad.
AKA Shadow
McGuire
May be the most useless person in sports announcing.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
We're changing the name of this site
Kissing Stacy Dales
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Stacey Dales
Kirkgasm imminent.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 2:37 PM CST reply actions
Hold the fuck up
How did we start on defense? THAT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
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BULLSHIT
BULLSHIT
BULLSHIT
MOTHERFUCKINGBULLSHIT
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Thats what Im talking about
ALL DAY BITCHES
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 2:44 PM CST reply actions
SHONN GREENE MOTHERFUCKERS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOUCHDOWN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PIGIOSFSFjiHGES0WTEWTKLNWRB ,M.T3U9PJLINRSVWGEJOPAGEAGEDAEF
AKA Shadow
Holy shit, yeah they are
Last week must have pissed them off or something, because goddamn
Thank you Brad for the first truly gay comment of the day
“Shonn Greene just got his full back Brett Morse’s butt.”
Roger Craig: Unsung Hero
But went to Nebraska so fuck him.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
Shouldn't he be chasing those kids OFF the grass?
by Bucketochicken on Nov 8, 2008 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
Ballard came to play today
Which is good, because if he didn’t we would need another player at defensive end
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That would be a pretty big story.
You’d think they’d be calling his cell phone by noon at the absolute latest.
AKA Shadow
Ballard again
He’s great moving east and west. Not a great pass rusher, but dominant at the LOS.
AKA Shadow
The Royster. Roy-O-Rama.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
We're doing an awesome job stretching Royster's runs out
But no one has outside contain. Gotta fix that
Nesslerism Watch
“No mouthpiece to be found! He says ‘Hawkeyes Hawkeyes Hawkeyes,’ and everyone goes crazy.”
AKA Shadow
and it's kinda windy
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
He tried his best to fuck that one up
Thankfully, Bradley Fletcher is inexplicably good this year
Clark is awful today.
He’s going to throw a pick-six in this game. I know this look.
by Run Up The Score on Nov 8, 2008 2:56 PM CST reply actions
Just say no to "pick -six"
Go with TAINT= Touchdown after Int.
by MP hawkfan on Nov 8, 2008 2:56 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
BOOOOO GO BACK TO YOUR OWN BLOG BOOOOO
We don’t take kindly to your kind round these parts
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See that's what they need to be doing
run the 3 guys get into the backfield play again
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Complete Greenwood on the throw there
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
18 plays 71 yards 3 points
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
JoePa's strategy of recruiting 4' QBs
didn’t work out so well.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
I would give my left nut for an Iowa omelet right about now
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Stanzi roll left
awesome. That’s the money play
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Is KOK dyslexic?
Because that’s the only way to explain why he always has our QBs roll to their opposite side.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Really? We both came up with the idiotic response?
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But they'll never see it coming!
And it worked that one time! Against FIU.
Yeah, he's dyslexic...
…dyslexic LIKE A FOX
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Get This:
dyslexic like a fox. Get it?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
Ryan Donahue reverts to old habits
A shank of epic proportions, and Iowa completely blows its field position-wind advantage
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Guys? Someone might want to tackle Derrick Williams
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He's run 20 times this season
Clearly Jay Paterno saw something in the film. Or he just can’t tell the difference between Clark, Royster, and WIlliams.
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OK, OK, OK, two words
First word…rhymes with…rhymes with…
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COMMERCIAL BREAK
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by Patrick Vint on Nov 8, 2008 3:16 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Well, our cheerleaders can't read, so it's even tougher
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They seem to be able to read the creepy notes I leave at their apartments.
At least judging by the restraining orders.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
I'll admit, I'm not a big country guy
but are 2 of the 3 biggest country singers from American Idol? Doesn’t that immediately disqualify you from consideration?
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Fletcher with the epic Greenwood
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Tim Dwight right?
Or was that just in my dreams?
Shonn Greene?
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Wow, tough trivia question
Everyone knows the only Iowa player to win the Heisman was Zeron Flemiester
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Sioux City West
He ripped my team for 300 yards and like 6 TDs when he was in high school.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
Oooh Ooh I know the answer to the trivia question!
Way to challenge us ABC
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Nov 8, 2008 3:28 PM CST reply actions
AFLAC with the mind-blowing quiz bowl
Alex Karras? Hmmmmmmmmm
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 3:28 PM CST reply actions
U R ALL STOOPID
IT’S NIAL KINNICK LIKE TEH STASIUM IZ NAMED DUR LOL
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yeah the Stanzi gets stripped play was a poor choice
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Jesus Fucking Christ
FIRE KOK
Said without a hint of irony
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It has nothing to do with the game
but I love that picture
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In Soviet Russia, cheese eats
guh. Sorry.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 8, 2008 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
It would be nice if the D could figure out who has the ball
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
That's the beauty of Spread HD
Nobody knows who has the ball on the field, but it’s crystal-clear to those of us watching on flatscreens at home
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oooooohh
it was Nile Kinnick. Good one.
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
This game has four bonus quarters.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
"They all look like each other"
Paul Maguire’s racism makes its appearance
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Massive hole in the zone there
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Could someone cover Williams?
Because I think they’re going to go to him. Thanks.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
You think them getting no pressure might have to do with the 7 blockers
rather than the problems in run D?
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Whoooaaa...
What was that weird thing the defense guy just did where he ran straight at the QB? What do they call that? A bris?
Hoping for a KO return to around the 30-35
And maybe KOK will think it’s a good idea.
by Run Up The Score on Nov 8, 2008 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa is about to run their 12th offensive play
with one minute to go in the 1st half
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Within a TD with a minute left in the half?
Pretty good really. But not too many encouraging signs.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 3:45 PM CST reply actions
Wouldn't it be cool
If the PSU guy’s leg like, lifted up the Wisconsin guy, and he launched helmet first into JoePa at full speed?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
You watch too much pro wrestling
(if, of course, there is such thing as “too much pro wrestling”)
AKA Shadow
AND MY LEG WAS REPLACED BY PATRICK DUFFY.
THANK YOU.
by Run Up The Score on Nov 8, 2008 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
Dude no
Charlie Weis’ leg was replaced by Patrick Duffy. They can’t BOTH have Duffy legs, that would be ridiculous. Please try to keep up.
Plot twist!
It’s all just so hard to follow.
by Run Up The Score on Nov 8, 2008 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
By the way
Iowa State is down 28-24 with 1:20 to play. First and ten ISU at about their own 45
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It's "Herky's Scream Machine"
It’s an ongoing joke at the HS house
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it was their 13th play
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
57 yard FG attempt
the Raiders would do it
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
hurrrrrr how'd do I managed clock.
I seriously have no idea what’s going on this drive
RB draw=football white flag
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Moot points
It’s not like there was going to be a 40 yard pass TD or a 57 yard FG. At that point, just give to SG and hope.
Whatever, that's just giving up
At least give Stanzi a chance to do something. You can’t run every fucking play, stop whining every single time they call a pass.
Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT WOOOO FIGHT!
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Engineer was communicating with 12-year-old train fanatics
via wireless telegraph.
My bad.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
Kirk:
Oddly jolly, or so pissed off that he’s giggly with rage?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 3:55 PM CST reply actions
The Versus guys are crucifying Iowa State's playcalling at the end of the game
KOK is calling it brilliant
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WOAH
New PSU commercial not exactly Appy State material, but as close as something with good production values might get
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Videographer:
OK, OK, we need something to make this production POP. I know! We’ll put the credits in the corner! It’ll be like the MTV! Hello, college Emmy!
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
Penn State O
18 first downs. 200 total yards 23:34 time of possession, 13 points, 6 point lead
Bend but don’t break D only works if the O can actually score. Lets go O.
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
I like it so far.
Is that our second first down?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 4:18 PM CST reply actions
Hey, it's one of those things where you get to run more plays!
What are those again? First something….
working?
Greene had more yards per rush than Stanzi had yards per dropback.
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Two 6 yard completions is less per play than a run for no gain?
That is interesting math.
math was for the game not the drive
by bad
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Stanziball
like you wouldn’t believe. that was fucking awful
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
into quadruble coverage
a personal best
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
It's incredibly early to say it
but that’s a devastating turnover
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Did you guys know
that Mitch King is undersized?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 4:21 PM CST reply actions
Not only that
King and Kroul are an Odd Couple!
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
I hadn't heard
Thanks for that. Anyone know who the only Iowa player to win the Heisman is?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2008 4:22 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
He's also scrappy and a hard worker
Oh, and has long hair. Haha, just look at that hair. I bet bald announcers wish they had hair like that!
I disagree on general principle
but man, after that throw…….the seed is planted.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
Would you rather have all the passes kind of suck
or a few really suck?
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Handicapped Extreme Makeover
The Soup inks five year extension on that footage alone.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 4:25 PM CST reply actions
Boise State had four different players throw touchdown passes
including a running back and a receiver. I don’t even know what to say about that.
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a straight dropback?
not screen or roll the wrong way on 3rd down. What have you done to KOK
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Smash route
Smart football makes me so happy
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Did you guys see that?
Right handed QB rolling to his right??? Amazing!!!
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Nov 8, 2008 4:29 PM CST reply actions
I don't understand
Aren’t right-handed quarterbacks supposed to roll left?
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So to get DJK to play well
You have to bench him?
two third downs in a row
without a roll the wrong way or a bubble screen?
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
GOD DAMN JULIAN VANDERVELDE
/Jeremiah Wright’d
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Yeah, he's been kinda crappy the last couple weeks
I think he needs to rotate with someone else to be effective.
VanderVelde
Filthy Dutchman!
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 4:31 PM CST reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TOUCHDOWN JOHNSON-KOULIANOS-POPADOPALIS
AKA Shadow
Greenwood is rubbing off on PSU Dbacks!
He does serve a purpose.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 4:34 PM CST reply actions
Epic Greenwood on the deep safety
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
WHY CAN'T YOU GIVE STANZI CREDIT FOR ANYTHING?!
Jerk
Seriously though, that was pretty funny.
Williams scares me more than someone that size has a right to do
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This is where I want that RUTS pick six
Make it happen, Popinski
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How is this happening?
Griese said PSU wouldn’t make another mistake for the rest of the game.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 4:41 PM CST reply actions
I think he saw exactly where it came from
That gaping hole in the middle of the line, specifically
AKA Shadow
Classy!
Nice Minnesota North Stars hoodie in the crowd.
by Run Up The Score on Nov 8, 2008 4:44 PM CST reply actions
Stanzifumble
flag canceled though?
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Why
Has Stanzi reverted to the Week 5 version of himself?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
That's on the center
Doesn’t matter. That was a huge turnover.
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FUCK fUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
why does the offense have to be so full of Greenwood?
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
15:29
9 points.
Keep the faith.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 4:48 PM CST reply actions
the faith is there
the confidence? not so much
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
It's pronounced Mee-lee-wah-kee, and it means "beautiful harvest"
—-Alice Cooper
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
I did not know that.
I can’t believe I got shredded for kind of misquoting a 16-year-old movie.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
Tony Moeaki sighting!
He’ll soon be gravely injured after his last name is mispronounced.
AKA Shadow
Tony Moeaki sighting
He was immediately carted off with a herniated rectum
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by Patrick Vint on Nov 8, 2008 4:55 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
WTF was Stanzi doing he had a good pocket
then rolled out creating the pressure
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
DVR'ed it back
there was zero pressure, then Stanzi rolled out to where there were no receivers.
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
the TD was while he was standing in the pocket
but DJK was WIDE open on that one.
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Nice play by Greenwopdsafawunv;fis;lrmcsdhvbndc,.s
Sorry, typing that induced a seizure
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Greenwood makes a good play
on a play where the CB would have knocked it down anyway
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
They don't need to throw deep, and they wouldn't even if there was no wind
Run run run run run run run
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Shonn Greene is at a season low YPC
only 4.5
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Griese's right
That should have been at least 12 yards
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100 yards for Greene
again
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
bullshit I beat you
refreshed and mine was still first
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Shonn lays the lumber
That was a frustration hit, and well-deserved
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SHONN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOO———NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DO NOT BE HURT YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD
AKA Shadow
ESPN gamecenter calls Swinging Dick Stanzi
Richard
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Correct
Oh, and thanks for holding my penis for me
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OK, we need a quick stop here
One first down, max
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Look, Clayborn
Going for the strip is honorable, but when your teammate is getting dragged, perhaps it’s best to impede the progress of the runner instead of standing nearby.
AKA Shadow
as he was bring his foot back down
if anything he kicked him
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
HE TOOK A FUCKING DIVE THAT IS BULLSHIT
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 5:14 PM CST reply actions
That's, what, his third roughing call this year?
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Between the boxes...
which contain multiple copies of “Vlade Divac’s School of Acting” DVDs
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
We win this thing
and I’ll be between the boxes at the SpoCo by 7:30
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They aren't giving any credit to JayPa at all
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Can't let them get the TD
a turnover would be awesome, but a FG isn’t the end of the world
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
oh really
they would go on 4th instead of kicking the FG to make Iowa score a TD instead of a FG to win
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
OK,
well, it would be the same if it were merely incomplete, but we’re in business
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the interior line Greenwoods
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
They'll never expect it.
Der.
Sincerely,
KOK
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it was to Greene
so you could expect some YAC
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
Thank god
about goddam time we got that flag
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 5:22 PM CST reply actions
wooooooo
Penn State with the self fucking
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
First down
Stanzi looks strangely calm.
I, on the other hand, am a fucking wreck.
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
and you know
the school thing
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
One hell of a blocker though
Blitz pickup by Greene, strike by Stanzi, first down Iowa
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Greene showing off his hands
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY KAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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that's comforting
I was afraid I might be the only one
Stanzi has some serious balls in crunch time
but that scares me as much as reassures
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
COMMERCIAL BREAK
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
45 yarder
right now
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
We do have the wind, but it's more right to left now than at our back
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I need a WIND ALERT.
Add five yards for every ten mph of wind.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 5:30 PM CST up reply actions
I can't breathe
or control the volume of my voice.
Jesus, we need this win. Just one time. Just one fucking time.
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
I'm too nervous to post
But not to poop my pants, apparently.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
KOK I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 5:31 PM CST reply actions
oh Jesus
Stanzi roll left
and it works?
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
WHY MURRAY?
IT’S NOT THAT FAR WHY MURRAY WHY MURRAY WHY WHY WHY
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Kick from the left hash for a righty kicker.
Thoughts?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 5:33 PM CST reply actions
One more timeout
Snap, move to the center, kneel, TO, kick, win, drunk
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Murray???? WHAT THE FUCK?
He’s the shitty one, you assholes.
is it just me or does Murray look like he's about to shit his pants?
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
OK, kickoff
and then I’m getting in the car for Iowa City. Who is with me?
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IM SO CLOSE
and its a nine hour drive for me
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
I've never been more worried about a kickoff in my life
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
Congratulations, ladies and gentlemen.
You were the better team today. Enjoy it.
by Run Up The Score on Nov 8, 2008 5:41 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know about that second part
but I’ll take it. Thanks RUTS.
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Thank you.
Hate to see a B10 team get their season ruined, but I’ll take it.
Your coach, team, and program are class acts.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 5:45 PM CST up reply actions
INHEAVENTHEREISNOBEER
GOOOOOOOOO HAWWWWWWKKKKSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 8, 2008 5:41 PM CST reply actions
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Iowa is the most inconsistent team ever
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Shonn Greene for Heisman
140 yards per game
6.3 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Nov 8, 2008 5:41 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Congratulations
Awesome win, guys. And here we thought this might be Ferentz’s final season in Iowa City.
Great game
congratulations
I don't know, Mello Yello is pretty awful. What's the worst that could happen?
FINAL
More to come, but for now I’ll just say WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Damn, I wish I could have watched that
Was watching the game while getting my car serviced, by the time I got home, ESPN had switched to the freaking FSU/Clemson game.
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
What a perfect day of football.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was the awesomest bunch of awesome that ever awesomed.
Now, go LSU!!
6-4, back in the bowl picture.
What a wonderful, awesome, completely awesome, wonderful, awesome sort of day. In an awesome sort of way. oh wowwowowowowowowowowoow oh wow.
I don't actually go to Iowa
but I went and rushed my school’s field with some buddies just because. I considered tearing down the goal post but figured that I didn’t want to get expelled. Now off to drink copious amounts of beer because, after all, there is none in heaven.
Courtesy
I think y’all ought to each pay a dollar to a fund, whereupon one of you shall purchase a fruit basket, and whereupon another of you shall send the same to Misters Galen Hall and Jay Paterno. These two gentlemen guaranteed you at least one more season with Ferentz at the helm.
Congratulations on a strong win. Bend-but-don’t-break football is winning football, despite what the knuckleheads calling the game might think.
In addition, good luck the rest of the way out. Iowa is a team that’s one or two final pieces from a terror. Perhaps a little QB confidence tonight was one of them—and it seems your team got that tonight.
Off to watch LSU. Misery loves company.
Just sayin'
Remember me telling you all PSU sucked ass, and that if you hit them in the mouth it would end this talk of the Nitty Kitties as a BCS team? That Iowa actually played physical and would smack them in the damned gullet.? Well, ummm… Q.E.D.
Great job.
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 8, 2008 7:17 PM CST reply actions
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