Vacation, All I Ever Wanted

Wrong Turkey, though equally full of sleep-inducing tryptophan

The Big Ten football regular season is at an end, and a long holiday weekend is upon us.  Your beloved editors have sleep incredibly bad professional football dietary neglect ongoing questions about what happened to Ana Marie Cox's hair family matters to attend to, so we're taking a 36-hour vacation.  We'll be back with an open thread at 8:00 CST Friday night, as Iowa takes on West Virginia in the Las Vegas Invitational.

In the meantime, we'd just like to say thanks to you, loyal reader.  This place isn't nearly as much fun without the comments and emails and FanPosts and "WOO BHGP WOO" shouts in random bars across the upper Midwest.  While we still don't understand why all of you take time out of your day to read our site, we thank you for helping create the smartest and funniest Hawkeye community on the series of tubes.

Call your mom.  Eat some turkey.  Take a nap.  See you Friday.