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LASTULTIMATEFINALGAMETHREADBLOGWHIZBANGOPENLIVE: MINNESOTA SUCKS SO MUCH

Anchower_tiny by Oops Pow Surprise on in Football Comment 857 comments

Iowa Hawkeyes at Minnesota Golden Gophers, Nov 22, 2008 6:05 PM CST


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Ohio State has murdered Michigan, Penn State is, appropriately, Running Up The Score against Sparty, and just for the hell of it, Syracuse just won at Notre Dame.

The game's up at the Dome, and so is HS. I may or may not be in, but I trust you all to behave during the game.

A win and we're in the Outback Bowl. A loss and TDG gets their own post on the top of BHGP. You realize the magnitude of this game.

GO HAWKS GO GREENE WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Can I start out

by laughing at Illinois, Wisconsin, and Jevon Ringer?

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 5:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Especially at Jevon Ringer.

MSU—-most overrated team in the top 25.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 5:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think you're forgetting LSU

LSU doesn’t belong within shouting distance of the top 25. But MSU, yeah, we’ve been winning most of the year by taking advantage of other teams’ mistakes. Against OSU and PSU, who did not make mistakes, this didn’t really work. MSU has a top-15 record with top-35 talent.

by SpartanDan on Nov 22, 2008 9:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes that's enough though

We shouldn’t have lost to you guys. But I have to give credit to MSU for winning in whatever way it took. It wasn’t always pretty, but at the end of the day, y’all have a very nice 9-3 season to look back on.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 9:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Made the most of it

That’s still nice. I wish we had done the same

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 9:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Why, yes, you may.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 22, 2008 5:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You forgot ND

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, and also Washington and Washington State

2 OTs to see would be the worst team in that stinkfest.

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

From Gopher Nation:

“There are hardly any sober Iowa fans here.”

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 22, 2008 5:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Who could possibly think that’s a bad thing?

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 5:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It could only have been stated in jealousy.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 5:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

what?

I said that?

what you say here can, and will, be used against you

by GopherNation on Nov 22, 2008 6:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Prediction:

Greene goes for 350 yards, becomes first back from the state of Iowa to rush for 2000 since that one midget at ISU.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 6:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

350 in the first hafl

what you say here can, and will, be used against you

by GopherNation on Nov 22, 2008 6:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Even a win doesn't assure an Outback berth

Iowa would still need Oregon State to lose. If they win out, then they’ll go to the Rose Bowl, and probably bump Ohio State out of the BCS picture. In that case, I would assume OSU would go to the Citrus, MSU would get the Outback slot, and we’d get bumped down to the Alamo where we’ll get destroyed by Oklahoma State or one of the other ridiculous Big XII teams.

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 6:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Let's get it on boys!

Damn that sounded gay…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 6:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Need a Stoops to do us a favor tonight. That can happen, right?

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Probably not

Although Texas Tech getting blown out might help his case a bit if it knocks Harrell and/or Crabtree out of the running.

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 8:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but it’s early.

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Just how they drew up the 3rd down conversion!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 22, 2008 6:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Nice tackle by MN

Put Stanzi right over the 1st down line…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 6:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

DETWEILER???

Who the hell is starting at RG? This could be interesting, read: bad

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yes but

He’s listed as a freshman

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He was a senior in high school recently

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 22, 2008 6:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No way.

BTN’s broadcasting standards are of the highest caliber.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 6:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Anjerer agrees with you

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You know my Steegz

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 22, 2008 6:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

STANZITO!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Gotta bounce.

Keep the porn tasteful.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 22, 2008 6:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

"You never go ass to mouth"

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Parents are gone

Let’s party! WOO!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Grille Weber...

Pun completely intentional. Chris Martin is so witty.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Nov 22, 2008 6:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

So intentional

he spelled it with an “e”

and then talked about it.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 6:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

BTN sucks dick

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure

BTN is coordinated enough to suck dick…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 6:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

How about

just once, on 3rd or 4th and 1, we don’t run up the gut. Just saying

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Minnesota looks pumped up

This worries me.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The qb certainly does — more plays like that

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Good punt

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 6:14 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

STAN-er-WEBERSNAP

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Minnesota should run that play more often

36 fumble the snap on two, on two
Ready, break

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 6:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That exchange worked out remarkably well. Not THAT worries me.

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Nice return

Good field position

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 6:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yes, but Shon looks as if he's running uphill

Instead of downhill, which is better.

We should start running him downhill.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 6:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Our offense looks like Phyllis Diller

after a big bender.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 6:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Although that was better.

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

I haven’t seen Phyllis Diller move like that since she guest starred on Scooby-Doo.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 6:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

There we go

That will get us started

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 6:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Just once

I would like to see us throw past the first down marker more than twice a game.

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 6:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Myers had no business catching that ball

but luckily he’s not a business major.

SHOUT OUT FOR MARION IOWAAAAY!

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 6:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

His business is hitting.

And business is good.

*my sophomore HS football t-shirt motto.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 6:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

are you kidding me

can we please get the play in in time?

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Stanzitimeout

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 6:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Luckily we won twenty extra timeouts in a B10-wide

‘flip-cup’ contest. Otherwise I’d be pretty worried on our present 16 per game TO pace.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 6:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Sure am glad

we called that timeout. I never would have expected a run.

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

hmm... In the red zone first on the road again

It will be interesting to see how we do… Have been shit in the redzone on the road this year

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 6:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Pass interference?

The DB was holding him the whole time?

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 6:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Nah

that’s just high-pointing the football I guess.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 6:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not a great throw...

Good coverage, nonetheless.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Nov 22, 2008 6:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Trey STRAUSS?

If I remember correctly, his uncle wrote “The Blue Danube Waltz.”

Trey has a lot to be proud of there.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 6:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

THREE TIMOUTS?

Are you fucking kidding me?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

On the bright side

Now we’re out of time outs. Call a damn play!

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Christ...

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 6:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

And after the timeout....

….Shon Greene right up the GUT!

Hey, maybe the mixed-fan crowd noise is corn-fusing for that youngster Ricky Stanzi. Anyone think of that??

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 6:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The ghost of Kirby Puckett

sexually assaulted him in the locker room.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 6:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I like how we've gone

throw-throw in the red zone…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 6:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

If only we had one of those bruising type power backs! Darn you Paki

for not being 100%!!

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 6:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Ok

Run fucking Shonn Greene

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That is not Daniel Murray

Daniel Murray was fucking terrible. That is Nate Kaeding is a Murray jersey.

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 6:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

But Murray has cool...

…soccer-style celebrations after big kicks. Nate used to run around like his jock was on fire.

Because it was. That’s his ace-kicking secret.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 6:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hey, look

the BTN claims it’s going to steam an Iowa bball game.
I don’t believe them.

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

BTN commercial

I find it incredibly ironic that they have Rich Rod talking about Mich being the winningiest program in history. How’s that working out this year for the LOLverines?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

"You'd look great...

…in an acting class."

I haven’t seen so much wood since BOOGIE NIGHTS.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 6:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

As a football player? Or just a great friend you could talk to?

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 6:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yes, we ALL miss that Jayme.

Jaymeee! Jaymee! Come baaack, Jaymeee!

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 6:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Greenwood just got rocked by Weber

a true GREENWOOD on the tackle

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Nice catch.

and he’s hurt. even better.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 6:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Whoa, was that guy coughing up blood? There was something red under him

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 6:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

nick punto

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Nov 22, 2008 6:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

anybody have a radio stream online? No BTN for me, and looks like WHO has it blacked out or something.

by Eubanks on Nov 22, 2008 6:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Ooh — nice job throwing his ass down on that turf

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

shhh

don’t tell them the middle of the field is our weakness. It’s a secret.

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

But our strength...

is on forcing the center to inexplicably snap the ball over the QB’s head.

We’ve been saving that play all year for today!!

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 6:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey assholes

if there’s an open space between the two safeties it’s not a Tampa-2, it’s just a cover-2. Tampa-2 means the MLB drops into that open middle between the safeties.

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 6:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Is Tampa in Florida? And can two people REALLY cover it?

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 6:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yep

no ESE-EEE-CEE speed down there

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Another Stanzi..err..Webersnap.

Ugly start to game if you’re a qb

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe an Olineman

would deliver a clip that cheap. That’s a potential career-ender.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 6:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Minnesota’s offense is getting the shit hit out of them — that may help make them out of sorts.

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Vaguely homoerotic reference

but as long as it forces a punt I’m okay with it.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 6:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And karma pays for that clip with a nifty sack of Weber.

Who will be GRILLED (oh, no pun intended, har-deehar-har.)

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 6:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Minny's punter has a barb-wire armband tattoo

Because he’s tough like that.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

When their kicker gets mad

his eyeballs turn into battleship guns follows by an erupting volcano.

Which means he is BAD ASS. Even more so than the punter, whose tattoo frightens me.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 6:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

worst vision I've ever seen from Greene

there

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 6:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

He's made a couple of bad cuts today--picking the wrong holes and so on.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 6:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Why do I hate Wayne Larivee on BTN

But love him on the radio for Packers games on Sunday?

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 6:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hey, every dog has his day.

Weak tea, I know, but weak tea can still be pretty good.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 6:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

WAIT. Bucky needed OT?

Probably the only BigTen game I missed all day. That’s absurd.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Nov 22, 2008 6:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Bucky needed a TD and 2

with 1:30 left to force ot… first lead of game was XP

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 6:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They should have lost

Cal Poly kicker missed 3 XPs. No pussy for him tonight.

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And should have lost

if cal poly hadn’t missed a late field goal.

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice catch Stonehands

C’mon DJK

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

DJK!

Catch the damn ball…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 6:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Umm Ricky

there are these guys that line up about 10-15 yards deep. They are called safeties.

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 6:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Good play by Stanzi to keep the play alive

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 6:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

high step

high step HIGH STEP

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Finish with

JAZZ HANDS!?!??

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit

How the fuck did that happen? Totally out of character

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Stanzi>Minnesota DL

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 6:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

So you're telling me

that MINNESOTA’S defense is dominating our Oline?

wtf?

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 6:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

MN Bringing heat

Time for screens or quick slants….

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 6:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

bubble screen

oh, wait. that never goes well

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Is it wrong

that I read that “Gopher dbag in the backfield”?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Stack the line

And run the same type of play we always do. With typical results

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

MOVING THE CHAINS.

Stanzi with 3 “rushes” for first down. Give him the Davey O’Brien.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Nov 22, 2008 6:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Then how did

Brad Banks win it?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 6:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Voters saw "Iowa QB" on his resume

And assumed he was white. DIdn’t realize until too late

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's why they kept saying

he was ‘surprisingly athletic.’

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 6:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer

the term “deceptive speed”. Why are only receivers like Brodell and Stross in possession of deceptive speed?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Play still not in

JEBUS!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Play clock

Running down again on that play. What’s the problem here?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 6:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

KOK

Does that question even need to be asked?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

right

but any of us could call in the plays. they’re not surprises. It’s not like he’s got 40 plays to choose from.

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It takes a while

When doing best-of-13 paper-rock-scissors to decide between the three plays

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus, KOK is wearing Granny Clampett glasses.

Not a confidence builder.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 6:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Illinois football

the journey to the couch for christmas

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

At least the Zooker with get to spend Christmas how he wants to

Sitting in his underwear on the couch drinking red bull and vodka till his heart explodes

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 6:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

While waterskiing

In his bathtub

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Their bowl game episode

will be 48 minutes of Ro-Tel commercials, broken up only by another 12 minutes of Ro-Tel commericals.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 6:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And JoePA

Wanting me to come to Penn Staaaaaaaaaaaaaate!!!!!!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Troy Stross, Trey Strauss...

Where are these kids coming from?

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Nov 22, 2008 6:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Troy Stross?

Any relation to Trey?

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 6:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

He snuck out into the secondary hidden in a big wooden rabbit.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 6:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Twins

You can tell them apart because Troy has working hamstrings

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 6:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It may not be pretty

But we’re moving the ball down the field…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 6:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

He looked a bit groggy coming off…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 6:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Greene out

So NOW we’re going with only runs up the gut? Good idea there KOK.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

you'd never know Jewel was so tiny

especially if you are a retarded BTN announcer. Then you’d probably say him and Greene have similar builds/styles.

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 6:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

And now Stanzi

Gets rocked

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 6:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WTF

Is Brodell doing? It hit him in the helmet.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 6:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Field Goal, Iowa

Bizzaro Murray doesn’t look like he’s ready to lose that job. Poor Mossbrucker.

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 6:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Long drives

Leading to FGs. This looks depressingly familiar to our middle four games.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

ESPN Gamecast

Says Stanzi is 5-for-14 passing. Has he really had 14 passes already? And if so, we’re in trouble.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 6:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Sounds about right

It’s not a horrible idea, Minnesota is totally selling out against the run.

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 6:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

100%

on almost every play.

As suggested earlier, slants and flats slants and flats

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 7:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

  1. 11s a douchebag

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 6:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

DO NOT

make comparisons to Tim Dwight

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 7:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

tim duhwight?

Can they pronounce anybody’s name correctly?

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 7:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Oh 5s a douchebag too

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 7:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

He's named Johnny Johnson

what do you expect

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 7:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That is fantastic...

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 7:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Opposing teams hate letting Brodell fair catch.

That’s twice this year he’s been hit before touching the ball…

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Nov 22, 2008 7:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That’s one of the best balls Stanzi’s thrown all year

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 7:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Dammit

Stanzi underthrew it just enough to cost us the TD. Nice play otherwise.

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 7:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah baby!

That’s what we need to open the running game also…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 7:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Now that was a nice pitch and catch

it we can alternate run and pass to keep them off balance like this, it’s going to go well

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 7:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

His man turn? That sounds extremely gay.

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 7:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WOW

What a cut by Greene on that corner

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 7:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Think he phrased that wrong

He is one TD from Banks’ record of 17, but also going to break Banks’ single season rushing record tonight

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 7:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

46 yards

till new school rushing record… and 55 to be only person in FBS to rush for 1700 this year

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 7:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mossbrucker?

With the PAT? Trying to get his confidence back?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 7:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I would like

a formal apology from EVERY FUCKING PERSON who has had Ringer ranked above Greene.

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 7:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

See the Chicago Tribune's

vote for Big Ten Offensive Player of the year. Yeah, a lot of RInger supporters still out there.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mossbrucker PAT

Is good. But was on its way towards a shank. Looks like he’s really lost his confidence out there.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I agree.

Not getting to win a game clearly fucked with his head. Sort of makes me wonder if he could have made the kick to beat PSU.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Nov 22, 2008 7:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

cloning Greenwood and putting 10 of them on the kickoff team was a poor choice

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 7:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He's a quick twitch player.

which has something to do with his crushing meth addiction

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 7:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 7:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

dammit

can’t let momentum swing back

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 7:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Kick coverage

Has been really bad since Murphy went out.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That was ugly...

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 7:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

MN is killing themselves...

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 7:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

As i said...

And the booing begins…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 7:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Iowa doesn't beat Iowa?

ahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahaha

:(

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 7:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah,

obviously he hasn’t been watching the Hawks all year…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 7:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

they just don't do it with a shit-ton of penalties

that’s been done to death. The Hawks are all about new ways to fail.

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 7:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

10 guys in motion

Might be a penalty there.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Thank you MN

for undoing that kick return

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 7:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That's completely true

and still weird as hell to me

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 7:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

best i’ve seen this year from him.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 7:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He's been pretty good all year

I have no idea how he went from near Shada-bad to good in one offseason, but I’ll take it.

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 7:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Roids?

Meth?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

remember, BTN

no tape, just pronouncements.

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 7:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not really

Greenwood is terrible, but Iowa hardly ever gets beat deep. I can only think of like two instances off the top of my head.

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 7:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Good point.

I was just piling on.

All the kids are doing it.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 7:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Especiall Lauranitis

But doing so will get you a Butkus award

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Surprised

No one on Minny killed Brodell on that one just for the hell of it.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

OU - T. Tech Kickoff

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 7:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

In completely unrelated news...

Myron Rolle is officially a Rhodes Scholar.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Nov 22, 2008 7:14 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Wow

That’s impressive…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 7:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

any possible way for someone to be more out of place

than a Rhodes Scholar on the FSU football team?

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 7:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

punch in a turdbowl?

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 7:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Good for him

I hate his school, but that’s an unbelievable story.

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 7:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's cool

good news about football players for a change.

"Sweet lady fate, why dost thou piss on me so?"

by bluearmadillo on Nov 22, 2008 7:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

AZ- OSU tied at half

only mention that because we need Oregon State to not go to the Rose Bowl to increase our Outback chances

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 7:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Greene with 70

Already out gained Ringer today…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 7:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Anybody think, honestly

that he will be back next year?

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 7:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

No

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 7:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

I think Douglas is more likely to be back on the team next year.

Too soon?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't either,

and I can’t blame him… Think it speaks to his character that he even came back this year

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 7:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We'd love to have him back, of course

But can’t fault him AT ALL if he goes pro. Best of luck to him.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Greene was grimacing before that play

His usual, mid-game injury swoon is on. Will be back for 100 yards more in the mid-3rd qtr

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Stanzi!

positive rushing total this game?

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 7:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Plus 13 yards so far

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone think Greene can get to 2000 yards?

Needed 415 coming into today…

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Nov 22, 2008 7:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

sorry, messed up

with the bowl game maybe

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 7:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Would be nice after the bowl game.

But would be AWESOME if he did it today….

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Nov 22, 2008 7:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

that's 70 carries at 6 per

doable if the bowl game opponent has a shitty D

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 7:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

obviously needs at least 200 or 250 tonight

don’t think he’s going to do that, but still running well

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 7:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Colin Sandeman in the game as WR

had only seen him on special teams except in mop up this year

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 7:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Myers

Has been one of the best surprises this year (after Greene of course). Just solid all year.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

ugly throw

glad DJK was just standing there

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 7:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That was interesting

but effective! DJK!

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 7:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

PLEASE

let that be the new definition of stanziball!

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 7:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Stanzi throws off his back foot while falling

How was that not a STANZIBALL?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hey Jewel?

Stay on your damn feet.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 7:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

DJK comes alive during PSU week.

And becomes the WR we all hoped for. Hope this continues.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Nov 22, 2008 7:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah!

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 7:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

when their guys get off blocks or go unblocked

Stanzi just outruns them

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 7:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

wait

a KOK play call won?

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 7:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Stanzi has settled down

Looked very rattled early. Has calmed down, with his performance being much better as a result.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Getting shaken up

seems to have changed his demeanor. You are right he has really turned it around

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 7:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i need

one of those zoot suits

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 7:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Oddly enough

History Channel documentary on the Zoot Suit Riots of 1935 aired earlier today.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 7:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Great

Now I have the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies stuck in my head

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 7:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Throw back a bottle of beer

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I got to see the Daddies long long long time before they were popular

at the Elks Hall in Keizer, Oregon in 1992. There were probably about 300 people there.

/pretentious music prick

"Sweet lady fate, why dost thou piss on me so?"

by bluearmadillo on Nov 22, 2008 7:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I-O-W-A!

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 7:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Sash = the anti-Greenwood

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

No one can run on Iowa, at all

But please don’t stop, Mr. Brewster!

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 7:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Spievey!

Crushing their spirit one INT at a time…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 7:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

SPIEVEY PICK SIX!!!!!

Makes up for last week

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Huh?

Why taint? I don’t think that word means what you think it does

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

SPIEVEY with the TAINT

Oh boy. Let’s take the goalposts to TCF, now.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Nov 22, 2008 7:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Abilene Christian beat West Texas A&M today 93-68

And my alma mater, Northwest Mo St. plays them next week

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 7:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

oh, sorry

Not exactly… Carroll

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 7:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’m from Perry, who you might remember from your numerous blowout victories in….basically everything. I once heckled Adam Haluska’s little brother to the point that he started yelling back at me and got a T though, that was fun.

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 7:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's cool then

Enemy of my friend is my friend and all that

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 7:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Whoops

I meant, still coming off Mossbrucker’s foot really funny. I do love the idea of letting him do PATs to get his confidence back though

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 7:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

How happy

is MN to be leaving this dome?

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 7:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Just rewound the game to watch the pick

And the best part was the crowd reaction when it was clear Spievey was going to score. Just like a home game.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Incur the wrath of their fans?

You mean it sounding like Kinnick in there?

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 7:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Like it's our north campus or something

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I know the record doesn't show it.

But we’re at least the second best team in the B10.

And I think OSU would be a toss-up, especially at Kinnick.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 7:39 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I have said many times this year that it is not that hard to imagine us undefeated

Evidence:
1. JC6 playing whole 2nd half against Pitt, when Stanzi was the clear choice
2. 5 TO vs N’Western
3. Going for it twice in FG range against MSU
4. Debacle against Zooker
Not saying we would have won all of them, but still

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 7:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If we can't convince people that Shonn is the best back

in the land, we’ll never convince people we’re better than people we’ve lost to.

Even though we are.

Sparty? DEAD. Wildcats? DEAD. Pitt? DEAD.

Dean Wormer??

DEAD.

DEAD!!!

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 7:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Germans?

Forget it, he’s on a roll.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought Frank was kind of cute.

EWWWWWWWWW!

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 7:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey team

I’m embarassed to say I missed the final 8 minutes of the first half. If someone could summarize what happened in one sentence, that would be fantastic.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 22, 2008 7:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Bitch slapped

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 7:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Minnesota pulled an epic Greenwood

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Everything but Minny's kickoff returns

Epic Fail

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 7:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Illinois: The Journey

Towards Zook collecting severance

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Weber =/= option QB

Someone should let Brewster know that

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Greenwood with a nice play?

No Comprendo…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 7:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I did not mean that

to be a reply…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 7:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Weber just won

the Kerry Collins Tentative QB Rushing Trophy

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 7:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Is the award

 A decorative flask?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome play by Greenwood

I can’t believe I just said that either.

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 7:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Greenwood says NO

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 22, 2008 7:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Apparently not. Actually, it looked pretty well timed on the replay.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 7:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No penalty because of a push?

But there was no, you know, PUSH

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

no penalty

because he didn’t call a fair catch and they didn’t touch him before the ball got there. I don’t know what a push has to do with anything.

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 7:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Can't believe

Brodell hung on to that. Dude, wave your hand

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 7:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Brodell was penalized

because he caught the ball. If he doesn’t catch it they call the penalty…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 7:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Getting benched

may have been the best thing for DJK. Seems to have knocked the complacency out of him and lit a fire.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 7:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

His hammy exploded

Again.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 7:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hell of a catch

By Brodell. OU Rolling Texas Tech

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 7:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

ah TT losing

time to screw with the BCS

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 8:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Challenge

Of that? really? Not exactly the best time to challenge something.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That was a catch.

But I could see us losing this challenge.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 8:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Me too

That’s why I’m worried

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

MOVE THE CHAINS

Sorry for yelling.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 22, 2008 8:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That’s a catch

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 8:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I hate that phrase

Completed catch. Don’t know why. Just doesn’t sound right to me

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 8:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

It's redundant

completed already implies that it was caught

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 8:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

A call that will stand

I think that was one where the ruling on the field, either way it went, was going to stand.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Nice

All your timeouts are belong to us

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 8:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Along with

your goalposts

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Want to make a bet?

Cause i bet we burn at least two…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 8:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This quarter

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Just once

I want to hear one of the announcers refer to the dome as Kinnick North. Just once.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

BEST PLAY

EVER

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahahahah

“this has been a Minnesota Blooper Reel”

Fire up the yakety sax

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 22, 2008 8:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha ha ha

MN: Epic Fail

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 8:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WOW

beastly. #4 drove the blocker through the returner

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 8:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

GolpherNation says that pushing a guy into the returner is illegal

why are all the awesome things illegal?

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 8:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Actually

I think it is. Too bad Minny couldn’t challenge that one

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Illegal sure

funny as hell…totally

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 8:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well

What else do you expect from the Goofers? I think it’s truly poetic that Minny is closely the dome with the style it so richly deserves

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Give it to Greene

Let him pound it.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

'his feet are like poetry in motion'

well done

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 22, 2008 8:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

GAME OVER

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 8:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 22, 2008 8:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The Goophers

aren’t hitting quite as hard as they were, are they?

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 8:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

hahaha, that's totally OPI

I’ll take it though. Best game Stanzi has had in awhile.

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 8:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

No OPI

That was weak. No way you can call that.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 8:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Both were a little handsy on that one

Not going to be called unless its way more blatant

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The push-off

That’s what Randy Moss does on every catch. All the great ones do it. That’s how you score, bitch.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 22, 2008 8:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Mitch King says no to QB draws

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 8:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Weber

Still not an option QB

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

or a hit a wide open WR QB

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 8:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Simmons is cursed

Just like Charles Rodgers was

by Duez I say on Nov 22, 2008 8:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Dodging a bullet

That dude was wide open.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 8:14 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Iowa fans in section 203

and 204, 205, 206, 207-300, 100-150, etc. etc.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Really?

“Tim Brewster is one of the great motivators in the Big Ten”

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 22, 2008 8:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

right

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 22, 2008 8:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently other than tonight. They look like they’re quitting.

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 8:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

so is Zook

can’t coach for shit though

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 8:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Because we’re stupid

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 8:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Or maybe because of that ….

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 8:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I wasn't bitching about them throwing too much

I was bitching about the situations we were throwing in, but now I would like to see Greene and Hampton get more touches

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 8:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

How come

we’re not running Greene…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 8:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Because

“they’re not covering him deep”

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 22, 2008 8:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

May want to start cover DJK

Because he can play

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

DJK

Killing it today.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 8:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Really though,

we’re probably not safe until we’re up 9 touchdowns. Right? so let’s put up at least 60.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 8:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

UNREAL

BEEEEEEAST

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 22, 2008 8:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

TD GREENE!!!

Single season rushing record, and over 100 yards for the 12th game.

How do you spell “domination”? G-R-E-E-N-E

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Top 3 in my mind.

I only wish he had a two or three year resume.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 8:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

For one year, or a career?

For a single season, I think he’s the best we’ve ever had, although it’s hard to compare to Kinnick since that was so long ago.

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 8:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Kinnick's highest rushing total

was like 700 yards for a season, but he was also our leading passer that year, not to mention the kicker and punter

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 8:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And none of us were alive

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

41-0

this is enjoyable

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 8:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Get him back to back 200 yard days.

He’s going to explode in the 4th and get his career day. 225

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Nov 22, 2008 8:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

No reason

to even run him in the 4th quarter, that’s the problem…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 8:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

he'll have a month off after the game

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 8:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If I'm a bowl rep

I’m drooling at the possibility of getting us. If I’m a head coach, I’m dreading the possibility of having to play us.

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 8:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Chitown, admit it: you were drooling anyway.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 8:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm excited at the opportunity to play an SEC team

So fucking sick of hearing ESPN analysts stroke that conference

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 22, 2008 8:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Shonn Greene

Legitimate Sunday running back. Disagreements?

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 22, 2008 8:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Will he run on the Holy Sabbath?

Has anyone really ever considered that?

Chariots of Fire, my friends. Chariots of Fire.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 8:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree.

But keep in mind he has a solid OL and he’s playing in a “down” B10.

Still, the way the NFL is going with two backs splitting time on most teams, I completely agree.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 8:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

True

Tavian Banks was the same as far as running behind a mean OL, but Greene is a much more physical back.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 22, 2008 8:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Depends on the combine

probably late first or early second round though

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 8:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't watch much NFL

but he has the perfect running style and body for being a great NFL RB

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 8:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

would have to go to a team that isn't big on passing to RBs

as beastly as he is, I wouldn’t be interested in him with my Colts. Those hands wouldn’t work in Indy.

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 8:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Kansas City

Obvious choice. Especially since LJ is beating his way out of the league.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think the zone blocking in Denver would be a great fit.

Plus the Broncos have the QB that could allow for him to run for thousands of yards.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Nov 22, 2008 8:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I would agree

But Shanahan seems determined to only find completely obscure backs, get them 1000 yards in a season, then discard them

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Greene really should have been stopped for no gain

But he’s not a mortal running back. And he wasn’t.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

And IIRC, Iowa leads the BigTen in team INTs with 18.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Nov 22, 2008 8:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

He should be a front-runner for Big 10 Defensive Player of the year, but no one knows who he is

by NorseHawk on Nov 22, 2008 8:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And

He’s doesn’t pile-jump like The Animal, Jr. at tOSU. Not enough sacks, as well

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately, votes will be split between ANGERER and some 'ANJ-ERER' fellow.

The two of them together would make a HECK of a player!

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 8:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Those would be

the 5 he has on the year

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Our defense is like a passed-out Shelley Winters

In that no human force can move it.

We don’t give up big plays. No one can run on us. No QB can run the draw or spread-run offense on us.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 8:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Spoke too soon

As MN gets a 25 yard play

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 8:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Getting 25 yards is a Medium-Sized Play. Thirty-plus yards is BIG.

And Shelley Winters was big, too.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 8:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Like, Mangino-big

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I think they GET IT:

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 8:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

They stink like Shit and we're playing like Roses.

Hell, the only guy that can bring Shonn down is HIS OWN MAN.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 8:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OU up 28-0. Zona 17-10, FSU 21-0.

Upsets aplenty.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Nov 22, 2008 8:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Greene lays out his own downfield blocking

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 8:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

DJK with the tackle

Only guy who can stop Greene wears an Iowa jersey

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WOW

Ok… that is enough for him… good season

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 8:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'd love to see him get 200, again.

He’s been selling that ankle injury all year.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Nov 22, 2008 8:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Your welcome

Minnesota is unable to tackle Greene, so DJK did it for them

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 22, 2008 8:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Greene Destroyed DJK

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 8:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

And he is done

for the night. 144yds

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 22, 2008 8:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Why take him out?

No one ever accused anyone of running it up by, um, running the ball.

And he’d have a month to recover from any little dings he gets.

I say—Let ’em crash!!

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 8:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the announcers are jealous

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 8:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And you know what?

When Shonn leaves, I’m not that scared. Jewel has come a looooong way this year.

Still has a long way to go, but I’m seeing a lot of encouraging signs.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 8:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

The thing about Hampton that has most impressed me this year is his maturity and intelligence. Doesn’t try to do too much, just get the yardage and go down. Doesn’t make a lot of the usual freshmen mistakes.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jewel is impressive--

If Shonn’s the bull, he’s the baby bull. And he has a nose for the end zone, too.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Nov 22, 2008 8:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Curtis Enis

Fantastic NFL career

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 22, 2008 8:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Like all of PSUs running backs

And all USC skill players of the last decade, save Reggie Bush returning punts

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

"it's all about pad level"

for Minny, that would be maxi, super

by hdhawk on Nov 22, 2008 8:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

yes, but non-functional

like a penguin – it’s a weather thing

by hdhawk on Nov 22, 2008 8:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cannot say that I saw Iowa putting 50 on Minny.

But, I sure am enjoying it.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Nov 22, 2008 8:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Doubt it

But he runs away with the Doak Walker.

¿Quieres chiclets?

by The Mexican't on Nov 22, 2008 8:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

so nothing but QBs this year?

I hate the Heisman. How about this, take the winners of all the other awards. Give it to one of them.

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 8:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Does anyone know

What the record for yards rushing in Big Ten games only is (one season)? I got to think Greene is awfully close

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That was season total

Including non-conference games. I was wondering about conference games only. But LJ is a good bet for the record. Thanks for reminding me of that

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

LJ

Was yet another dominant back that Iowa held under 100

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Moeaki TD!!!

And injury

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

holy hell

I just noticed how far behind dish network is. You called that before the snap happened for me.

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 8:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

TD

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 22, 2008 8:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

New Photoshop Winner!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If I saw that in the wastebasket

I would tell my girlfriend to see a gynecologist.

Then I would move out while she’s there.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 22, 2008 8:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

applause, applause, applause

from the visiting team, so deafening that the home team must call time out.

by hdhawk on Nov 22, 2008 8:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Look at the stands now. This has gotten hilarious. Minnesota has quit.

by txhawkeye on Nov 22, 2008 8:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

So

There’s no one there to stop us from taking the goalposts? Awesome

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I loved about '02 other than the goal posts

I sat in the top row and watched maroon walk up the stairs to the exit and black push past them into their seats… it was hilarious

by shada's revenge on Nov 22, 2008 8:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mossbrucker hasn't missed

But he’s been knuckling them in

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 22, 2008 8:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Holy Shit

there’s a entire quarter left?

can we get a running clock or 50 point mercy rule?

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 22, 2008 8:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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