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Anchower_tiny by Oops Pow Surprise on in Basketball Comment 168 comments

Texas-San Antonio Roadrunners @ Iowa Hawkeyes


(youtube unrelated)

Tipoff's in 10 minutes, game's on Mediacom Connections in Iowa for those of you "lucky" enough to have cable, and I'm sure Dolph and Mac will be there too, called the action as they drown themselves in gimlets.

Viewers and well-wishers, you know where to put the comments (up your ass! LMAOOOOOOOOOO), and I'll be around before halftime.

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Score is 25-21 Iowa

UTSA has Bob Huggins’ bastard son on their sideline. The nose and hair slick are dead giveaways.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2008 7:36 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I still hate Mac McCausland

Also, David Palmer apparently does in fact exist. That’s basically all I’ve gotten from this game. I guess I could talk about Tate and Fuller playing well so far, and the court vision of Matt Gatens, but we’re playing UTfuckingSA

by NorseHawk on Nov 17, 2008 7:37 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh yeah -

Go to that link, and scroll down until you see the listing for the Iowa game. It works perfectly.

by Bucketochicken on Nov 17, 2008 7:46 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thank you

for the link – my btn stream was having a seizure

by hdhawk on Nov 17, 2008 7:48 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jesus Christ

If this is how Iowa handles UTSA’s press, we are superbuttfucked in the Big 10.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2008 7:43 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, yeah

I had sort of prepared myself for that already though. This is what happens when the only real point guards on the team are Jeff Peterson and the coach’s kid.

by NorseHawk on Nov 17, 2008 7:45 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gatens is not 18 years old.

He is 25 and buying liquor for the rest of the team. 18 year olds do not look like that.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2008 7:46 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Correct me if I'm wrong

But did Mac just explicitly tell UTSA to “take out” Peterson the next time he goes into the lane? Does he know which team is which?

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2008 7:49 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't think he even knows where he is

Did you hear his awkward 10 minute ramble about golf earlier in the game?

by NorseHawk on Nov 17, 2008 7:50 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey! Mark Jennings!

My parents know people who know him!!

That basically makes me famous!!

by Bucketochicken on Nov 17, 2008 7:53 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I actually treasure

the fact that I no longer have the Mediacom connections channel and don’t have to watch this on my television. Although listening to Mac ramble on about nothing reminds me of Harry Caray.

by The Nihilist on Nov 17, 2008 7:55 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Exactly.

There’s nothing endearing about a 60-something man who looks like Cloris Leachman rambling incoherrently about… stuff. With Harry it was funny and charming, with Mac, it just kinda makes you itchy and nervous.

by Bucketochicken on Nov 17, 2008 7:58 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHOOOO 14 year old Green Day songs

Actually the fact that Dookie is 14 years old makes me feel old. Thanks a lot, Iowa Band.

I have no idea why I’m still watching this.

by NorseHawk on Nov 17, 2008 7:56 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How many years in a row have we played UTSA anyway?

I feel like at least 15. It’s almost at the point where it may challenge our epic rivalry with Maryland Eastern Shore.

by NorseHawk on Nov 17, 2008 7:59 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've mentioned that they're playing UTSA, right?

Anyway, if you want to draw anything from that, the inside guys look good, Tony Fucker is having a decent bounce-back game, Gatens isn’t scoring but is clearly the best passer on the team, and we have no one who can reliably get the ball up the court against a press.

by NorseHawk on Nov 17, 2008 8:03 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One assist that won't show up

UTSA left someone so insanely open that Gatens was pointing at him, then Tate(?) hit him for a three.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2008 8:06 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just looking at the schedule...

Our first road test is at The Citadel? What the hell? Are we that pathetic that we have to go home and home to The Citadel on the schedule?

by shada's revenge on Nov 17, 2008 8:10 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good to see

that we still remember how to blow a double digit lead to start a half

by shada's revenge on Nov 17, 2008 8:12 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HERRO

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2008 8:12 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let me ask this

Jesus Christ, how bad is the WWE now?

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2008 8:13 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love that having Michael Buffer doing ring entrances is a selling point

And Joe Frazier might be in the building!

Come on, Prairie Meadows, I think we all know the Hector “Macho” Camacho sells himself.

by NorseHawk on Nov 17, 2008 8:15 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have a joke, people

What did Helen Keller say when Thomas Hobbes gave her an abacus for Christmas?

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2008 8:17 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EXACTLY

lol, handicapped people

by NorseHawk on Nov 17, 2008 8:19 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey watch it

They prefer to be called persons with disabilities… but never underestimate the hilarity of teaching people with mental retardation and hearing them call someone else a retard.. I have never laughed so hard in my life

by shada's revenge on Nov 17, 2008 8:21 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mac just claimed

that a guy was good at basketball because he was from Philadelphia, and they have tough guards in Philadelphia.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2008 8:18 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good a reason as any

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2008 8:20 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FINAL FOUR FINAL FOUR FINAL FOUR

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2008 8:22 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am not having much luck getting this paper done.

Who the fuck schedules grad school during football & basketball seasons? Can’t they have that shit go from April-August only? What the hell?

by Bucketochicken on Nov 17, 2008 8:24 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hahahahahahahaha

I just got banned from EDSBS Live after I badgered the NowLive admin.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2008 8:25 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

[slow clap]

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2008 8:26 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But really

If people can’t get your show to work for almost a half hour, it is a fair comment to say your software is “made of human shit.”

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2008 8:26 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In WWE News

the son of one of the Wild Samoans is about to get the crap kicked out of him. I feel old.

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2008 8:25 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is it Survivor Series?

I’ve been watching this for exactly half an hour, and I can tell you Cena will win the championship and Orton will fight him at the next one.

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2008 8:27 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Congratulations

You are now caught up on the last 5 and 1/2 years of storylines!

by The Nihilist on Nov 17, 2008 8:29 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What they've done with Chris Jericho should be a capital offense

He used to be hilarious.

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2008 8:30 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The son of Dusty Rhodes is out there too!

However, there is a conspicous lack of polka dotted tights, which makes me think they might be lying.

Oh shit, now Cowboy Bob Orton’s kid is there! Thank god he didn’t inherit his father’s permanently broken arm.

by NorseHawk on Nov 17, 2008 8:28 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cowboy Bob Orton = Dan Doering

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2008 8:28 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No Lie

The guy who cuts my hair in Mpls is Dustin (Dusty) Rhodes.

by DowntownmplsHAWK on Nov 17, 2008 8:32 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Todd Lickliter is one step closer to a drinking problem

Three Iowans converge on a rebound on a free throw, knock it out of bounds.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2008 8:29 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Three pointer for UTSA

54-52 Iowa, 9:40 to play.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2008 8:31 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Have we not ever seen a press?

I’ve seen fifth grade YMCA teams deal with full-court pressure more effectively

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2008 8:32 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One thing to keep in mind

This is still a really, really young team. Here’s a complete list of players who have been at Iowa more than two years:

Cyrus Tate
JR Angle

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2008 8:34 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pretty liberal definition of "player" there, OPS

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2008 8:35 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"They're getting demonstrative after the call"

10 players on the floor, not one knows what “demonstrative” means.

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2008 8:34 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, that's it, lack of preperation

I mean, you don’t just waltz into the gym and beat The University of Texas-San Antonio, people.

by NorseHawk on Nov 17, 2008 8:38 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Iowa now getting to the line more

which is fine with me—they don’t seem to be the nightmares at the stripe that Iowa was last season.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2008 8:43 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah

it’s virtually unwatchable, for a number of reasons

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2008 8:45 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jesus Christ

Don’t let anyone other than Gatens touch the ball.

by NorseHawk on Nov 17, 2008 8:51 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AGGAAAAHGSDFKJDHGKLDGJLGH

UTSA hits a three, 67-65 Iowa with about 30 to go.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2008 8:53 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't worry

We’ve got the cool, steady hand of Jeff Peterson to guide the team up th…oh god why

by NorseHawk on Nov 17, 2008 8:55 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That last call was a gift.

Because the ball was definitely off Iowa.

HAHAHA JESUS FUCK, JR ANGLE IS BALDING

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2008 9:00 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

71 points?

this may be our highest output for the season

by shada's revenge on Nov 17, 2008 9:03 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHOOOOOO HAWKS WIN HAWKS WIN

EAT IT YOU ROAD RUNNING SONS OF BITCHES

This season is going to suck so bad

by NorseHawk on Nov 17, 2008 9:06 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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