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I hate to say it, but we're losing to Minnesota

Now, I hate to say this.  I really do.  But go back, and look at last year's schedule.  Now look at this year's schedule.  Notice anything bizarre?  That's right.  This year, we've beaten every team we lost to last year, and lost to every team we beat last year.  Now, at first I was willing to chalk this up to coincidence.  Then, after the Illinois game, it was a legitimate theory, but after the Penn State game.  This is clear demonstrable evidence of a very real curse.  There's absolutely no reason we should lose, and in every conceivable scenario we win.  But in the twisted morass college football reality, we will not.  I come not frighten, but to warn.  For I am a soothsayer.  I am saying sooth.  And the sooth is ugly.

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