I hate to say it, but we're losing to Minnesota
Now, I hate to say this. I really do. But go back, and look at last year's schedule. Now look at this year's schedule. Notice anything bizarre? That's right. This year, we've beaten every team we lost to last year, and lost to every team we beat last year. Now, at first I was willing to chalk this up to coincidence. Then, after the Illinois game, it was a legitimate theory, but after the Penn State game. This is clear demonstrable evidence of a very real curse. There's absolutely no reason we should lose, and in every conceivable scenario we win. But in the twisted morass college football reality, we will not. I come not frighten, but to warn. For I am a soothsayer. I am saying sooth. And the sooth is ugly.
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I just boiled a dead hawk I found on the side of the road and sacrificed a Gopher
…so we shuold be just fine now.
"75 percent of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Smoot." -Fred Smoot, CB, Washington Redskins
Ernie Wheelright, you will be missed.
AKA Shadow
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 16, 2008 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
Huh,
Evidently, when I down a half a bottle of bourbon I gain mystical powers.
How about that.
Rampant Alcoholism
leading to poop jokes was a “secret”?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Wasn't aware....
that Iowa played Pitt last year. Fucking Cowboys…I hope their plane crashes.

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