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I hate to say it, but we're losing to Minnesota

Now, I hate to say this.  I really do.  But go back, and look at last year's schedule.  Now look at this year's schedule.  Notice anything bizarre?  That's right.  This year, we've beaten every team we lost to last year, and lost to every team we beat last year.  Now, at first I was willing to chalk this up to coincidence.  Then, after the Illinois game, it was a legitimate theory, but after the Penn State game.  This is clear demonstrable evidence of a very real curse.  There's absolutely no reason we should lose, and in every conceivable scenario we win.  But in the twisted morass college football reality, we will not.  I come not frighten, but to warn.  For I am a soothsayer.  I am saying sooth.  And the sooth is ugly.

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I just boiled a dead hawk I found on the side of the road and sacrificed a Gopher

…so we shuold be just fine now.

"75 percent of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Smoot." -Fred Smoot, CB, Washington Redskins

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 16, 2008 8:26 AM CST reply actions  

Huh,

Evidently, when I down a half a bottle of bourbon I gain mystical powers.
How about that.

by Nefarious on Nov 16, 2008 3:12 PM CST reply actions  

Rampant Alcoholism

leading to poop jokes was a “secret”?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 16, 2008 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Wasn't aware....

that Iowa played Pitt last year. Fucking Cowboys…I hope their plane crashes.

by TarHeelHawk on Nov 16, 2008 10:18 PM CST reply actions  

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