Herky politely offers Charleston Southern's point guard a high five

Hey!  Guess what?  Basketball is back!  Helmet-Headed Squiggely-Eyed Herky is replaced with Trackpant-Wearing Meth-Fueled Herky!  Tonight, Iowa takes on Charleston Southern (7:00 CST, Big Ten Network (now with LIVE STREAMING VIDEO), announcers undetermined).  Get ready for some hot steamy cupcake-slaughtering action!

Iowa started Cyrus Tate, Matt Gatens, Jeff Peterson, Anthony Tucker, and Aaron Fuller in their lone exhibition game.  With Jake Kelly is still highly questionable with a broken finger, I'd expect something similar tonight.

Oops Pow is catsitting having his nails done drunk on his way to Iowa City for tomorrow's festivities, and I am playing poker, so Storminspank will take the reins for the night.  Go Hawks and Get Drunk!