WOOLIVEHOOPSTHREADWOOWOOWOO: THE RETURN OF BASKETBALL HERKY
by Patrick Vint on Nov 14, 2008 6:45 PM CST
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PrintCharleston Southern Buccaneers at Iowa Hawkeyes, Nov 14, 2008 7:05 PM CST
Herky politely offers Charleston Southern's point guard a high five
Hey! Guess what? Basketball is back! Helmet-Headed Squiggely-Eyed Herky is replaced with Trackpant-Wearing Meth-Fueled Herky! Tonight, Iowa takes on Charleston Southern (7:00 CST, Big Ten Network (now with LIVE STREAMING VIDEO), announcers undetermined). Get ready for some hot steamy cupcake-slaughtering action!
Iowa started Cyrus Tate, Matt Gatens, Jeff Peterson, Anthony Tucker, and Aaron Fuller in their lone exhibition game. With Jake Kelly is still highly questionable with a broken finger, I'd expect something similar tonight.
Oops Pow is catsitting having his nails done drunk on his way to Iowa City for tomorrow's festivities, and I am playing poker, so Storminspank will take the reins for the night. Go Hawks and Get Drunk!
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Looks like it's a real barn-burner so far...
How we lookin? Any turnovers yet? By which I mean “how many turnovers?”
Howdy, boys.
Stupid BTN. Didn’t see the last game. My first look at the team. Hmmmm…
by DowntownmplsHAWK on Nov 14, 2008 7:51 PM CST reply actions
Wow.
Mac MacCausland looks old. That makes me feel old(er-ish). I remember when he looked like Trebec…
Hi MPLS.
Carrie Barta
Talkin up the Lickliter! Wondered if he would plea to the fans to “not rush the court” after tonights game…
by DowntownmplsHAWK on Nov 14, 2008 7:59 PM CST reply actions
C'mon Hawks!
Lookin for improvement this half…
by DowntownmplsHAWK on Nov 14, 2008 8:05 PM CST reply actions
Stut stut stuttttttt stuttering B10 Network Feed for me
I keep getting frozen video (but the audio is coming through just fine). Anyone else having trouble? Annoying.
I.....seem.......to.....
be…..having……the……..same…….problem…….dang……….it…..
by DowntownmplsHAWK on Nov 14, 2008 8:12 PM CST reply actions
What's Worse?
My wife is listening to Holly on XM radio upstairs, so I have Celine Dion in the background. Shoot me now.
Peterson takes the pass stop passes to Gatens stop back to Peterson stop
Just fantasizing about how much better Wells Fargo could do with this broadcast, circa 1875. All things considered, I’m leaning toward the Wells Fargo version.
Hey-OOOOOH! What'd I miss?
Actually, I just stopped by to boost the numbers.
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 14, 2008 8:20 PM CST reply actions
I feel like Rip Van Winkle...
the “freeze” comes off and the score has changed by 10 pts. Huhwhat?
by DowntownmplsHAWK on Nov 14, 2008 8:20 PM CST reply actions
This thread is motivation enough.
For me to not bother with the live feed. I get a freeze when I type too fast.
If someone could just shout out the score, I’ll be happy with that.
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 14, 2008 8:23 PM CST reply actions
So what your saying is
I should pencil them into the Elite 8?
Done and done.
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 14, 2008 8:26 PM CST reply actions
So did Joe Fermino
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 14, 2008 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Mac just told us that the shooter will get 3 free throws
After being fouled shooting a 3 point shot.
Amazing.
Meanwhile...
I love the Big Ten Network live audio. Maybe they could actually show the game on their television network!
UPCOMING OPPONENT UPDATE
The Citadel just defeated Grace Bible College by 9.
And, no, that’s not a joke.
So The Citadel defeated God?
Not bad.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2008 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
NO
That was Jacob. Or at least that’s what Google tells me.
by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
I think it's over
My feed went from 2+ min to go… to over.
by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
Remember that drive to the basket by Kelly..
..and he just froze in his tracks? Never seen anything like it. Stopped on a dime. Matter of fact, I think he stopped time.
by DowntownmplsHAWK on Nov 14, 2008 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
No humor was had
That’s what you get when I’m asked to babysit. You get bread and water, and then off to bed at 5:30.
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