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WOOLIVEHOOPSTHREADWOOWOOWOO: THE RETURN OF BASKETBALL HERKY

Charleston Southern Buccaneers at Iowa Hawkeyes, Nov 14, 2008 7:05 PM CST


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Herky politely offers Charleston Southern's point guard a high five

Hey!  Guess what?  Basketball is back!  Helmet-Headed Squiggely-Eyed Herky is replaced with Trackpant-Wearing Meth-Fueled Herky!  Tonight, Iowa takes on Charleston Southern (7:00 CST, Big Ten Network (now with LIVE STREAMING VIDEO), announcers undetermined).  Get ready for some hot steamy cupcake-slaughtering action!

Iowa started Cyrus Tate, Matt Gatens, Jeff Peterson, Anthony Tucker, and Aaron Fuller in their lone exhibition game.  With Jake Kelly is still highly questionable with a broken finger, I'd expect something similar tonight.

Oops Pow is catsitting having his nails done drunk on his way to Iowa City for tomorrow's festivities, and I am playing poker, so Storminspank will take the reins for the night.  Go Hawks and Get Drunk!

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As reported earlier today

Jake will probably play today – broken finger. So that’s encouraging.

by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 7:05 PM CST reply actions  

STARTING LINEUP

Peterson
Tucker
Gatens
Fuller
Tate

by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 7:06 PM CST reply actions  

Just like last year

It’s taking a while to score…

by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 7:11 PM CST reply actions  

Well

This thread is just like Zed.

by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 7:32 PM CST reply actions  

Looks like it's a real barn-burner so far...

How we lookin? Any turnovers yet? By which I mean “how many turnovers?”

by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2008 7:43 PM CST reply actions  

Yeesh.

Have we gotten a rebound yet?

by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2008 7:48 PM CST reply actions  

Howdy, boys.

Stupid BTN. Didn’t see the last game. My first look at the team. Hmmmm…

by DowntownmplsHAWK on Nov 14, 2008 7:51 PM CST reply actions  

Wow.

Mac MacCausland looks old. That makes me feel old(er-ish). I remember when he looked like Trebec…

Hi MPLS.

by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2008 7:52 PM CST reply actions  

Mac

Now he looks like Cloris Leachman.

by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2008 7:53 PM CST reply actions  

Carrie Barta

Talkin up the Lickliter! Wondered if he would plea to the fans to “not rush the court” after tonights game…

by DowntownmplsHAWK on Nov 14, 2008 7:59 PM CST reply actions  

C'mon Hawks!

Lookin for improvement this half…

by DowntownmplsHAWK on Nov 14, 2008 8:05 PM CST reply actions  

Stut stut stuttttttt stuttering B10 Network Feed for me

I keep getting frozen video (but the audio is coming through just fine). Anyone else having trouble? Annoying.

by indyhawk on Nov 14, 2008 8:11 PM CST reply actions  

The only way I have solved the crap on BTN.com

Is to go to a smaller feed… down to 750 kbps now.

by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 8:12 PM CST reply actions  

I.....seem.......to.....

be…..having……the……..same…….problem…….dang……….it…..

by DowntownmplsHAWK on Nov 14, 2008 8:12 PM CST reply actions  

Nevermind

750 kbps sucks too. THIS SUCKS

by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 8:13 PM CST reply actions  

THIS IS THE ACTUAL FEED

This is not an image, it’s the actual feed… keep watching…

by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 8:14 PM CST reply actions  

What's Worse?

My wife is listening to Holly on XM radio upstairs, so I have Celine Dion in the background. Shoot me now.

by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 8:16 PM CST reply actions  

Peterson takes the pass stop passes to Gatens stop back to Peterson stop

Just fantasizing about how much better Wells Fargo could do with this broadcast, circa 1875. All things considered, I’m leaning toward the Wells Fargo version.

by indyhawk on Nov 14, 2008 8:18 PM CST reply actions  

Hey-OOOOOH! What'd I miss?

Actually, I just stopped by to boost the numbers.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 14, 2008 8:20 PM CST reply actions  

I feel like Rip Van Winkle...

the “freeze” comes off and the score has changed by 10 pts. Huhwhat?

by DowntownmplsHAWK on Nov 14, 2008 8:20 PM CST reply actions  

This thread is motivation enough.

For me to not bother with the live feed. I get a freeze when I type too fast.

If someone could just shout out the score, I’ll be happy with that.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 14, 2008 8:23 PM CST reply actions  

So what your saying is

I should pencil them into the Elite 8?

Done and done.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 14, 2008 8:26 PM CST reply actions  

attendance

What? 7700? Lots of echoes in there.

Mr. Boh Knows ...

by Bellanca on Nov 14, 2008 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

Game over, Hawks win.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2008 8:52 PM CST reply actions  

No humor was had

That’s what you get when I’m asked to babysit. You get bread and water, and then off to bed at 5:30.

by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 10:01 PM CST reply actions  

I didn't know Herky had nappy hair

"Sweet lady fate, why dost thou piss on me so?"

by bluearmadillo on Nov 16, 2008 11:04 PM CST reply actions  

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