WOOLIVEHOOPSTHREADWOOWOOWOO: THE RETURN OF BASKETBALL HERKY
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2008 6:45 PM CST
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Charleston Southern Buccaneers at Iowa Hawkeyes, Nov 14, 2008 7:05 PM CST
Herky politely offers Charleston Southern's point guard a high five
Hey! Guess what? Basketball is back! Helmet-Headed Squiggely-Eyed Herky is replaced with Trackpant-Wearing Meth-Fueled Herky! Tonight, Iowa takes on Charleston Southern (7:00 CST, Big Ten Network (now with LIVE STREAMING VIDEO), announcers undetermined). Get ready for some hot steamy cupcake-slaughtering action!
Iowa started Cyrus Tate, Matt Gatens, Jeff Peterson, Anthony Tucker, and Aaron Fuller in their lone exhibition game. With Jake Kelly is still highly questionable with a broken finger, I'd expect something similar tonight.
Oops Pow is catsitting having his nails done drunk on his way to Iowa City for tomorrow's festivities, and I am playing poker, so Storminspank will take the reins for the night. Go Hawks and Get Drunk!
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I'll be your guest conductor
No funny business or I will quit.
by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 6:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I have a feeling I am going to talking to myself tonight
Not that that’s a first.
by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 6:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
As reported earlier today
Jake will probably play today – broken finger. So that’s encouraging.
by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 7:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
STARTING LINEUP
Peterson
Tucker
Gatens
Fuller
Tate
by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 7:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Just like last year
It’s taking a while to score…
by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 7:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Looks like it's a real barn-burner so far...
How we lookin? Any turnovers yet? By which I mean “how many turnovers?”
by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2008 7:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yeesh.
Have we gotten a rebound yet?
by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2008 7:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
tochicken thanks for the support
This island was lonely.
by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 7:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Looked good the middle part of the first half
Not so much the first 5 or last 5 min of the half
by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 7:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Howdy, boys.
Stupid BTN. Didn’t see the last game. My first look at the team. Hmmmm…
by DowntownmplsHAWK on Nov 14, 2008 7:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
Mac MacCausland looks old. That makes me feel old(er-ish). I remember when he looked like Trebec…
Hi MPLS.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2008 7:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Mac
Now he looks like Cloris Leachman.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2008 7:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Carrie Barta
Talkin up the Lickliter! Wondered if he would plea to the fans to “not rush the court” after tonights game…
by DowntownmplsHAWK on Nov 14, 2008 7:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Hawks!
Lookin for improvement this half…
by DowntownmplsHAWK on Nov 14, 2008 8:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Stut stut stuttttttt stuttering B10 Network Feed for me
I keep getting frozen video (but the audio is coming through just fine). Anyone else having trouble? Annoying.
by indyhawk on Nov 14, 2008 8:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The only way I have solved the crap on BTN.com
Is to go to a smaller feed… down to 750 kbps now.
by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 8:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I.....seem.......to.....
be…..having……the……..same…….problem…….dang……….it…..
by DowntownmplsHAWK on Nov 14, 2008 8:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nevermind
750 kbps sucks too. THIS SUCKS
by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 8:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS THE ACTUAL FEED
This is not an image, it’s the actual feed… keep watching…
by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 8:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The obligatory Jimmy Johns ads come through just fine.
So I got that going for me.
by indyhawk on Nov 14, 2008 8:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
What's Worse?
My wife is listening to Holly on XM radio upstairs, so I have Celine Dion in the background. Shoot me now.
by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 8:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Peterson takes the pass stop passes to Gatens stop back to Peterson stop
Just fantasizing about how much better Wells Fargo could do with this broadcast, circa 1875. All things considered, I’m leaning toward the Wells Fargo version.
by indyhawk on Nov 14, 2008 8:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hey-OOOOOH! What'd I miss?
Actually, I just stopped by to boost the numbers.
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 14, 2008 8:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I feel like Rip Van Winkle...
the “freeze” comes off and the score has changed by 10 pts. Huhwhat?
by DowntownmplsHAWK on Nov 14, 2008 8:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This thread is motivation enough.
For me to not bother with the live feed. I get a freeze when I type too fast.
If someone could just shout out the score, I’ll be happy with that.
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 14, 2008 8:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This blows
I’m only getting audio.
by BradBanks4ever on Nov 14, 2008 8:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
So what your saying is
I should pencil them into the Elite 8?
Done and done.
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 14, 2008 8:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
So did Joe Fermino
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon....
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 14, 2008 8:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Mac just told us that the shooter will get 3 free throws
After being fouled shooting a 3 point shot.
Amazing.
by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 8:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
CYRUS TATE
Just dunked on 75 people
by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 8:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
attendance
What? 7700? Lots of echoes in there.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
by Bellanca on Nov 14, 2008 8:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Meanwhile...
I love the Big Ten Network live audio. Maybe they could actually show the game on their television network!
by BradBanks4ever on Nov 14, 2008 8:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
UPCOMING OPPONENT UPDATE
The Citadel just defeated Grace Bible College by 9.
And, no, that’s not a joke.
by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 8:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
So The Citadel defeated God?
Not bad.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2008 8:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
NO
That was Jacob. Or at least that’s what Google tells me.
by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 8:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's over
My feed went from 2+ min to go… to over.
by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 8:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Game over, Hawks win.
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2008 8:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Remember that drive to the basket by Kelly..
..and he just froze in his tracks? Never seen anything like it. Stopped on a dime. Matter of fact, I think he stopped time.
by DowntownmplsHAWK on Nov 14, 2008 8:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
There was no humor, right?
You weren’t forced to quit?
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 14, 2008 9:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
No humor was had
That’s what you get when I’m asked to babysit. You get bread and water, and then off to bed at 5:30.
by storminspank on Nov 14, 2008 10:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Please sir
can I have some more?
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 16, 2008 9:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't know Herky had nappy hair
"Sweet lady fate, why dost thou piss on me so?"
by bluearmadillo on Nov 16, 2008 11:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
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