[Bumped. Also, LOL.--OPS]
10. KOK brings the best out of him.
9. Can't imagine living more than one city away from Coralville. Ever again.
8. After all the trouble he went through just to get into college? Please.
7. Promised Ferentz he would not leave until he rushed for 100 yards or more in 14 consecutive games.
6. Not what Jesus would do (although it is what Alford would do).
5. And miss that Arkansas State game?
4. No "green" section at home games in the NFL, unless Jets draft him.
3. Jets unlikely to draft him.
2. A college degree will help you get a better job!