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Anchower_tiny by Oops Pow Surprise on in Football Comment 513 comments

Iowa Hawkeyes at Michigan St. Spartans, Oct 4, 2008 11:05 AM CDT


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The puppy went on to beat Michigan State by 23.

As always, leave your comments here so you can feel important and immortal when you criticize the offensive coordinator. Top comment wins something! Iowa wins by 30! Go team! Sports!

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Nice of KF to say he has the ultimate responsibility

But Kirk…we do already blame you.
Now go out there and prove me wrong!

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 10:20 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone think its a bad thing...

that Herbstreit is picking Iowa in the upset?

by Argulor on Oct 4, 2008 10:54 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He Picked NW

as an upset over Iowa last week… Maybe it’s a good thing?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok

ball first. Let’s do this

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 11:02 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And the Jewel Heist is one tackle away from taking it to the house

by MP hawkfan on Oct 4, 2008 11:03 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice return by Hampton.

And a nice throw to Brodell!

We’re already in MSU territory.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:03 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey look at that!

He rolled Stanzi to his left. Again.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:03 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good point...

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was the most wobbly spin move I’ve ever seen

by MP hawkfan on Oct 4, 2008 11:05 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OH ARGH STAY ON YOUR FEET

Hell of a run by Greene. This offensive line is the best since 2003.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:05 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Close throw, but good pass

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:06 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

by MP hawkfan on Oct 4, 2008 11:06 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:06 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OH HOLY HELL

Ill-advised sneak on 2nd down, to say the least.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:06 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

should have

quick-kicked…pin ’em deep.

by icculus on Oct 4, 2008 11:07 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm optimistic about this game

Iowa can clearly move the ball on MSU. I don’t think Ringer can run successfully on Iowa.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:08 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ummmm......

Did they just leave Ringer out of the Impact Players list for MSU?

by MP hawkfan on Oct 4, 2008 11:08 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good D there

Now let’s see if our offense can put together another drive…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:08 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Great play by King on that QB pressure

King kept Hoyer moving inside and let Kroul make the play.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:09 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good field position for the Hawkeyes again

Don’t change a thing on offense. Except, of course, thinking that Stanzi is a power back.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:10 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Those highlights make me stabby

Please hide all knives thx

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:12 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Greene knows he dropped a sure first down

Nice checkdown, but dude, CATCH THE BALL

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:13 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good god

He had all kinds of room to run there…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:13 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey!

That punt rolled back into the field of play and died at the 1. I think they should change the rules and make the Spartans take over there instead of the 20.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:14 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I second that motion

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Volcano Taco

Leads to Volcano Diarrhea

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:15 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ringer

What’s the over/under for Ringer’s rushing yards in this game? I’d take the under on 125.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 11:15 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think that's a good number

And i’d also take the under…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tough call

I’d say under too, although with 35 carries, 125 yards isn’t too far out of question.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mitch King just shanked Ringer

He fashioned a shiv out of his ring finger.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:17 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus

Shooting ourselves in the foot again…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:18 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

would have been a five yarder last year

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 11:18 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, they had to call that

Unnecessary play by Edds. RInger was stopped either way.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:18 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And now Ringer's trying to get rolling.

Iowa needs to keep MSU to 3 here.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:19 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Third and goal at the 4.

If MSU spreads it, watch the run up the middle.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:20 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Momentum massively shifted

due to that penalty. Have to drive and get it back

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 11:21 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well designed play

Completely played on the fact Iowa was selling out on the run there…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:21 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

True

But still…double tight set you have to see that drag coming.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice catch by Moeaki

It’d be nice to see a 10-catch day out of him.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:25 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

3rd and short

Iowa smart enough to run it here?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:25 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh...

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice run

Always love when the running back initiates contact and the pop of the pads is that loud

by MP hawkfan on Oct 4, 2008 11:25 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

There were two guys coming

He blocked one of them…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Punt Game

So far, I think it’s been about 90% solid this year. Donohue obviously has the leg.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 11:27 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

'Having trouble getting traction offensively'

Didn’t have any trouble the opening drive until the fumble. Turnovers are KILLING the Hawks this year…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:27 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Say, announcers, I know why Iowa's not "gaining traction on offense"

One carry for Greene on the series.

VERY athletic play by Hunter on the tackle.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:27 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I like that play

I want them to keep pitching the ball

by shada's revenge on Oct 4, 2008 11:29 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NIce hit to knock the ball loose

but we can’t keep giving that sort of separation

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 11:30 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They're reviewing it.

And he miiight have taken two steps before coughing it up.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:30 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

KF Fired Up!

But it was incomplete. Never had control of the ball.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:30 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ruling will stand.

Would be nice to get the ball in their territory though.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 11:30 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

good field position

Now lets do something on this one

by MP hawkfan on Oct 4, 2008 11:32 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good field position

All day… gotta do something with it this time…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:32 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice Run

by Jewel there…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:34 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice run by Jewel.

Of course, it’s fun to run when nobody touches you until you get 10 yards.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:34 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jewel!

Nice to see production from him

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 11:35 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good run again

But he should have gotten around that guy…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:35 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Got a knee injury

According to the announcers…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

This shitty song makes me miss AC/DC.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:39 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's not Shonn Greene's game.

Good job by MSU by stringing it out, but Greene’s a between the tackles guy.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:39 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

3rd and long in the red zone

We were made for this right?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:39 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice job

between Stanzi and the flyin Hawaiian

by MP hawkfan on Oct 4, 2008 11:40 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

First down!

Great, great play by Moeaki to go right after that first down.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:40 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DJK

I haven’t heard his name called. Heck, I don’t think I’ve seen him on the field. He IS playing, right?

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:41 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Assume so

But as long as we’re getin Moeaki a lot of touches, I’m happy. Hit them deep a little later

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please tell me that time out

wasn’t “oh crap we made it. We have a play ready”

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 11:41 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else think

A bubble screen could work here?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:42 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Third and goal at the five

How blindingly obvious is a play action here?

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:43 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, we didn't pass every time...

But now we have to and they know it’s coming. Fantastic…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:43 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

or.............

we could go out of shotgun and get picked at the goal line

by MP hawkfan on Oct 4, 2008 11:44 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Christ

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:44 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Let see here..

Two backs running into each other? Check. Interference on the Defense? Check. Complete and utter ineptitude in the red zone? Check and check…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:45 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

0-2 in the red zone

And that is why MSU is leading by 7. Fucking unacceptable.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:45 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice grab by the MSU receiver.

SpieVAY did all he could.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:45 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Receiver sits at first down

Defender sits 5 yrds behind that. Nice defence.

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 11:49 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it possible

to force a turnover?

by icculus on Oct 4, 2008 11:52 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm sorry

We just give the ball away. We don’t take it

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank You Ringer

for getting tackled by your own guy there…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:52 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

they said

big powerful unit

by MP hawkfan on Oct 4, 2008 11:54 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

glad to see

that the MSU players can call their own penalties now

by MP hawkfan on Oct 4, 2008 11:55 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Could that flag be any later?

Way to wait for the crowd reaction refs

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 11:55 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How do you throw it

that LATE? Oh man, that’s not even interference…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:55 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

For future reference

We need our receivers to run into their corners to get PI calls.

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 11:56 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dell should have made the flag symbol. Would have got the call.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 11:56 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hell

he should have made the touchdown motion and they’d have 6

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank god

Hoyer can’t throw the ball less than 30 yards from the 10

by MP hawkfan on Oct 4, 2008 11:57 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

KF just insinuated

that he had finger-banged the ref’s daughter previous to the game.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 11:58 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

See the ISU Score?

Somehow they’re up 14-0 on KU

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 11:58 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Magic?

Some sort of “Honey I shrunk KUs D-Line” scenario?

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the little things...

yeah, like the GIGANTIC diamond ring…..

by MP hawkfan on Oct 4, 2008 12:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

The inner-workings of the kitchen. Amazing.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 12:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This isn't an offense

it’s a circus…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 12:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thats 3

all on Stanzi?

by icculus on Oct 4, 2008 12:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

All on Stanzi.

Two fumbles and one ridiculously bad pass.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 TO's last week

3 so far this week. Impossible to win that way

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 12:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Huge

3 and out.

by icculus on Oct 4, 2008 12:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Points on this drive

would be really huge… a nice boost before the break.

by Buddy Light on Oct 4, 2008 12:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nope,

double flea-flicker

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry

Varsity Blues was on TBS this morning.

by Buddy Light on Oct 4, 2008 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok

back to Shonn. Nice run

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 12:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, what do you know

Give the ball to Greene and disaster doesn’t happen!

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 12:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Nice pass indeed.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 12:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice catch, Myers

And great job by Stanzi by not hesitating on that throw.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 12:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Poise!

If he can maintain it after his half so far….that’s a positive.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF?

A touchdown here and we are within a touchdown? How the fuck is that possible?

by shada's revenge on Oct 4, 2008 12:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Moeaki

slow to get up… Stop the presses!!

by Buddy Light on Oct 4, 2008 12:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And here comes

Moeaki’s obligatory injury…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 12:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

My prediction

4 incomplete passes all in the endzone.

by Buddy Light on Oct 4, 2008 12:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well

Not all incomplete….but not good

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like taking the time out there.

Hope we don’t need it in a couple of plays

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 12:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Brilliant timeout by MSU

They’re now forcing SDS to talk to Ken O’Keefe. Iowa is FUCKED.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 12:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

up the middle?

On 3rd and fucking 7?

by MP hawkfan on Oct 4, 2008 12:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

THEY GOT IT BACKWARDS

Run the ball on first and second ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by shada's revenge on Oct 4, 2008 12:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Iowa is confused

about when to run and when to pas…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 12:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Great run on 3rd and 7

Maybe that would have been a better call on 2nd?

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 12:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can somebody

Get compromising pictures of KOK with an ISU undergrad? Please?

by MP hawkfan on Oct 4, 2008 12:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Inside the MSU 10

3 times, and we have two turnovers and (hopefully) 3 points. I feel like i’m watching the Vikings…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 12:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

it’s the ineptitude we’ve come to expect from the Hawks over the years. We may be the ONLY D1 team in the world that throws on 3rd and 2 and runs on 3rd and 28.

by PureTekulve on Oct 4, 2008 12:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I feel like

Hayden is back at the controls!

by PureTekulve on Oct 4, 2008 12:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Barely good

How Iowa’s only down 13-3 is a mystery.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 12:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well

I don’t feel bad about this game, I think they look reasonably good. If Stanzi can hang on to the damn ball, hopefully we’ll be fine.

by The Nihilist on Oct 4, 2008 12:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

reasonably good?

possibly on our way to a third straight loss to an UNRANKED team? It’s not as if we’re losing to OK and USC….

by PureTekulve on Oct 4, 2008 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the point is

we’re not out of this. Considering 3 turnovers, the game is still close

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

First Half Review

Defense…looking pretty good. B+, would be an A if not for that one long drive.

Offense…not good. TEs and Greene: B. Stanzi: D. O-line: C+.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 12:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

if the plan

was to just take the fg, why not throw ONCE into the endzone. what is the difference between a 23 yd fg and a 26 yd fg. What;s the thought process there?

by PureTekulve on Oct 4, 2008 12:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

how the fuck

Is ISU up 17-0 on Kansas?

by MP hawkfan on Oct 4, 2008 12:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OU destroying Baylor

Not so much a surprise…but they don’t want to give up that #1 ranking

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 12:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You know that Palmer and Nix

are banging in the broom closet during commercial breaks…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd like to believe

she has better taste than him

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know

She kinda looks like she has low self-esteem and would lower her standards for him…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She'll hold out for Tebow.

He’ll be in the booth in what? Two years? After the crippling injury/inability to grasp offense not based entirely on him.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tebow is taken

by EA

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

doubtful

his God will want him building houses in Peru and feeding starving children in South America.

by PureTekulve on Oct 4, 2008 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Iowa T-shirt?

At Gameday at Vandy?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 12:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh i see

It’s not Iowa State that’s playing KU, it’s USC

by shada's revenge on Oct 4, 2008 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ISU song girls

Short, fat, missing a limb. Not a reasonable facsimile.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In all fairness

Some of them have extra limbs

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AHHHHHH

Dr. Lou!
MAKE IT STOP!!!

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 12:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dr. Lou

Was he holding some sort of novelty shellfish? what the fuck?

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 12:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So my 401k should be invested

in friends?
Well, can’t be worse than what I’m doing with it now

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 12:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I just realized something

the best team we’ve fielded since KF came on board was The Brad Banks Boys (plus the greatest defense in history), right? Why was that? Because he (BB) only played ONE year and he came from a JC (where he was coached up by someone else…). Tate’s best year (not statistically but by wins) was his first (also enjoyed a great defense)..and got worse and worse until he left. Maybe Kirk is right…it IS his fault!

by PureTekulve on Oct 4, 2008 12:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I want to shoot teams

That do that stupid everybody look to the sideline to get the play after we have already lined up thing. Do they want to make it obvious that their players can’t zip their own fly with out the coach telling them how

by shada's revenge on Oct 4, 2008 12:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We're looking at you

Auburn…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ISU, Kansas, Missouri

Did I miss any other fraud programs?

by shada's revenge on Oct 4, 2008 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"A pretty good job"

12 carries for 21 yards vs. nation’s leading rusher? Yeah, pretty good. I guess.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 12:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's offensive PI

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 12:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It may have kept us "in the game"

but if we don’t score on this upcoming drive, it’ll be moot anyway

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 12:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Herky

Apparently delusional under the uprights. Perhaps his head impedes his vision.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 12:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

After that early PI call

he just figured if they saw the sign, that’s the way they’d call it

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh

so predictable

by PureTekulve on Oct 4, 2008 12:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Uck

woo hoo! Run on long again. That usually works, right?

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 12:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Run on 3rd and 15

just totally giving up

I ain't tryin' do you, I'm just tryin do me
Last album did two, I'm just tryin' do three
-Young Jeezy "I Luv It"

by shake n bake on Oct 4, 2008 1:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think

that’s a “halftime adjustment”
In the first half it was just run on 3rd and 7

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shonn Greene's Brain

“Should have gone anywhere but here”

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 1:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey they defended a slant

I ain't tryin' do you, I'm just tryin do me
Last album did two, I'm just tryin' do three
-Young Jeezy "I Luv It"

by shake n bake on Oct 4, 2008 1:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

3rd and 3

and they don’t go to Ringer?
I’m shocked

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 1:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Izzo on Picture In Picture

Please keep this on the screen the entire game.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 1:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They went after a punt!

Bout fucking time.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just keep pounding the ball

We need to get back to within one score.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Too late

He actually got circled on that silly 3rd and 7 run at the end of the first half.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would have like to see

collisions between shonn greene and bob sanders in practice

by shada's revenge on Oct 4, 2008 1:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Actually

that’s the engine behind the Large Hadron Collider.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greene is outrushing Ringer by 50 yards

on less attempts

I ain't tryin' do you, I'm just tryin do me
Last album did two, I'm just tryin' do three
-Young Jeezy "I Luv It"

by shake n bake on Oct 4, 2008 1:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That TE delay cross

isn’t working anymore. This isn’t 2002.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

16-6 now

Trading field goals is not how to come back. Iowa needs to make something happen.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Desperately need a turnover or a big special teams play.

Let’s get a gunner down on this kickoff and bust it loose. We’ve been hitting pretty hard all game, it’s bound to happen sometime.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Javon Ringer

Your heisman hopes are now done. But thank you for playing.

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

err

that shouldn’t have been a reply

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fine play by Sash

They were both going for the ball.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

When it's underthrown like that

it’s Sash’s ball he had the position

I ain't tryin' do you, I'm just tryin do me
Last album did two, I'm just tryin' do three
-Young Jeezy "I Luv It"

by shake n bake on Oct 4, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

finally a sack

first one in two games?

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 1:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MK-47!

And that’ll be enough for the MSU drive. Good defense, Iowa.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell does bus repair have to do with this?

And did he just say he was cooking dogs over open fire?

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You see..

Greene is the bus…he needs fine tuning for the 4th quarter. Its a brilliant metaphor.

by icculus on Oct 4, 2008 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Greene over 100 yards.

This is not a surprise.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rush chart is no surprise.

Bulaga is a walking assault.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This Just In

Bulaga held hostage by Somali pirates. $20 mil demanded.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 1:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

UPDATE:

Bulaga murders all captors with his forearms. Requests 15% murderers’ fee.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, it'll definitely be Ringer

He’s like Barry Sanders, except he wears you down, and he’s a workout warrior, and… wait what do you mean only 49 yards

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's a 4th quarter beast.

Signed, Jerome Bettis is from Detroit.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 1:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Greene just took a shot there.

And he was fired up after it. You know he wants to play 4 quarters.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice 3rd down play...

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 1:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And we throw. Again.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 1:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Glad

we’re passing in the obvious running situation. and now giving the ball back.
Good calls guys

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 1:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A straight up pass?

RUN THE FUCKING BALL.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What?

That hasn’t worked

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And now Iowa's not wrapping up.

Brett Greenwood… abused.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Couple more of those

and this AMAZING RB might break 100.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 1:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

INTERCEPTION!

Great play by Bernstine—Iowa needed to make a play on defense.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Shonn Greene

is goddamn awesome.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What if...

Ferentz ditched the gum and just ate brisket on the sideline? Wouldn’t he be happier?

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY CRAP

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 1:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

TOUCHDOWN!

WOOOO BRODELL WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

p.s.

do not review plz

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wait

we’re good.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My god

A pass down the field!!! TD Brodell!

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 1:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Young, Jackson, Berman, Ditka

Give me four bullets and I will do the world an enormous favor.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They're in a row

I bet you could do it in one

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Iowa State has a little-used cannon you could borrow.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

As a 49ers fan, my man crush is firmly fulfilled by Steve Young

by The Nihilist on Oct 4, 2008 1:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Three and out, just like that!

MSU can’t even get a minute off the clock.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Here's your mission, Gillette

A razor with 4 1/2 blades.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DJK with a catch!

Well, it’s third and very short, so I assume we’ll be throwing the TE cross.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey!

It’s a DJK sighting! And something good happened! Amazing…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 1:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

One thing that's safe to say

Ringer is definitely the MVP.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey! Look at that!

We ran on 3rd and short and picked up a 1st down!

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 1:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

About fucking time.

YOU RUN THE FUCKING BALL.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's close...

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 1:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

4th and one

in long FG range. GO FOR IT

I ain't tryin' do you, I'm just tryin do me
Last album did two, I'm just tryin' do three
-Young Jeezy "I Luv It"

by shake n bake on Oct 4, 2008 1:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

RUN THE BALL

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 1:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Now they have to go for it.

No timeouts means no hope of getting the ball back if Mossbrucker can’t hit it.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Go for it

AND RUN THE BALL

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 1:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You must

be joking…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 1:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't matter if he got it or not.

They can run the clock out.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Iowa's Offense

is Murphy’s Law in action…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 1:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Another loss by 3

Another set of questionable playcalling.
They don’t need to learn how to finish, they need to be given plays that can give them a chance

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 4, 2008 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMN.

Ball was on the ground and Iowa couldn’t get it.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why can't we recovery a fumble?

That would have been a break.

by Argulor on Oct 4, 2008 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Again.

It’s becoming a theme with this year’s team…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 4, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No turnovers...

in the second half, right? This team could be pretty good if they could just eliminate those mistakes.

by icculus on Oct 4, 2008 2:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

On a positive note...

1) Kicking game actually looked good today. No mistakes, long punts, couple touchbacks.

2) Greene. Of course. Exposes Heisman fraud Javon “FOURTH QUARTER BEAST” Ringer.

3) TEs play well for the most part. Moeaki semi-productive, Myers pretty good.

4) No fumbles by anyone except Swingin’ Dick.

5) Showed some heart in coming back.

6) Defense played tough all day. Forced a pick for once, shut down Heisman “favorite”

7) Brodell. Big catch for TD. Fair runback average.

by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Oct 4, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

The only two problems were bad playcalling on short yardage situations and totally careless play by Stanzi in the first half. If Iowa gets into the end zone at least one of those two drives, they probably win.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 4, 2008 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tough loss, we're almost there though.

I think they made the right call on 4th down. I know, take the FG and the points, play for OT, but I really thought they had them right where they wanted them. Shonn Greene is a man, and SDS just needs a little more seasoning, he played a very good second half. I’ll take SG on 4th and 1 every time.

by The Nihilist on Oct 4, 2008 2:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, this is really close to being a good team

A few plays here and there break our way and we’re 6-0. It’s frustrating, but at least it’s better than last year when we just straight up sucked. The schedule only gets harder, but Penn State is the only team I feel like is a lot better than us, and it’s not like they’ve been great against Iowa under Ferentz. This feels like it could be similar to one of those Ferentz-teams from the glory period where they struggled early but eventually figured things out and went on a run late. Plus, they’re still very young, so look out next year if Greene comes back (too soon?).

by NorseHawk on Oct 5, 2008 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's up Brosephs?

When will I get featured in a post again? When you guys win a game in the Big 10? Maybe next year then.

by RonZook on Oct 4, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh No!!

Don’t get me started!! Down with the Zooker..good win for you guys today btw. Still, no trash talkin until you can beat us please

by south_texas_hawk on Oct 4, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok Sorry

I couldn’t resist. Tough break yesterday, you’ll get there soon. Seriously, though, this site is pure comedy gold. More Ron Zook!!

by RonZook on Oct 5, 2008 8:40 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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