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Uncle Bob's Self Storage.  Pensacola, Florida.

 
 
  Leman?
  Kill Bobert
  Um, Leman? Listen, I really liked your work in Freedom Squad and all...
  Must complete mission.  Kill the smelless.
  ...but Leman?  We're AWOL.  We're going to be scrubbing toilets for weeks if we don't get back to Langley.
  Must not return until Bobert is eliminated.
  That's it, Leman.  I've had enough.  I'm going back to the
   BANG

   AAAARRRGH!  YOU SHOT MY KNEES AGAIN!  WHY DO YOU BASTARDS KEEP SHOOTING PEOPLE IN THE KNEES?
  I will return once the mission is complete.  Must kill Bobert.
  Don't leave me here, Leman!  DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!  AAAAARRRGH!

- Leman rounds the corner of storage block A, to find Bobert
searching through storage unit A8 -

   Where'd I put that bong?
  Target acquired.  Must complete mission.  Must kill...no, wait, where am I?  Is that Bob Zook?  Bob Zook...Bob Zook...Must...kill...Bobert....Zook.  NO! Must defend freedom...
   BEEP

  Must...kill...

- Meanwhile, also at Uncle Bob's Self-Storage, Pensacola -

   THAT THEWARDETH ON THE PLANE WATHN'T VERY FRIENDLY TO OLE LOU
  THE THOULD HAVE AUTHORED MITHER HOLTH THUM MORE PEANUTH.  OLE LOU WATH VEWY HUNGWY.

  OH WELL.  DON'T FORGET THE GOLDEN RULE, LOU:  TREAT OTHERTH THE THAME WAY YOU WUD TWEAT YOURTHELF.

  NOW ITH TIME TO KILL BOBERT
  LETH THEE...TUWN WIGHT, GO TO THORAGE UNIT A8, AND...HEY, THERE HE ITH!

  GOOD THING I BWOUGHT MY TWUTHTY REVOLUTHIONAWY WAR DEULING PITHOL.  ITH PERTHECT FOR PWETHITHELY THITH TYPE OF THITUATION.
   Where'd I put that bong?
  Must...kill...wait, is that Lou Holtz?  Am I in the right spot?  Best confirm location.

- In Champaign -

   SWEET TITS!  ANOTHER RED BULL YEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!
   BEEP
  Which lot kill?  Isn't he supposed to be a special fucking operative?  THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!  YAHAHAHAAA!  I'M ROLLIN BABY!

  God damn T9.

 - Back at Uncle Bob's -

   BEEP

  Must...kill...Lou Holtz.

   BANG BANG

   BANG

- Bobert Zook and Lou Holtz lay on the ground.  Both are dead of gunshot wounds. -

   BEEP

- His mission complete, Leman awakes from Zook's mind control -

  Oh God, what have I done?!?  Not Bobert!  Not Lou Holtz!
  NOOOOOOO!!!!!  DAMN YOU, ZOOK!!!  DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!
   Why, hello!  Is there a problem?
  Not anymore, baby.  Not anymore.

TO BE CONTINUED