The Zook Murders: Part 4

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Uncle Bob's Self Storage.  Pensacola, Florida.

Storageunitopen_medium

 
 
Soldierboy_medium  Leman?
Iconreman_medium  Kill Bobert
Soldierboy_medium  Um, Leman? Listen, I really liked your work in Freedom Squad and all...
Iconreman_medium  Must complete mission.  Kill the smelless.
Soldierboy_medium  ...but Leman?  We're AWOL.  We're going to be scrubbing toilets for weeks if we don't get back to Langley.
Iconreman_medium  Must not return until Bobert is eliminated.
Soldierboy_medium  That's it, Leman.  I've had enough.  I'm going back to the
Gun_medium   BANG

Soldierboy_medium   AAAARRRGH!  YOU SHOT MY KNEES AGAIN!  WHY DO YOU BASTARDS KEEP SHOOTING PEOPLE IN THE KNEES?
Iconreman_medium  I will return once the mission is complete.  Must kill Bobert.
Soldierboy_medium  Don't leave me here, Leman!  DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!  AAAAARRRGH!


- Leman rounds the corner of storage block A, to find Bobert
searching through storage unit A8 -

Bobzookicon_medium   Where'd I put that bong?
Iconreman_medium  Target acquired.  Must complete mission.  Must kill...no, wait, where am I?  Is that Bob Zook?  Bob Zook...Bob Zook...Must...kill...Bobert....Zook.  NO! Must defend freedom...
Iconcell_medium   BEEP

Bobzookhatesfreedom_medium

Iconreman_medium  Must...kill...

 

- Meanwhile, also at Uncle Bob's Self-Storage, Pensacola -

Lou_holtz_icon_medium   THAT THEWARDETH ON THE PLANE WATHN'T VERY FRIENDLY TO OLE LOU
Lou_holtz_icon_medium  THE THOULD HAVE AUTHORED MITHER HOLTH THUM MORE PEANUTH.  OLE LOU WATH VEWY HUNGWY.

Lou_holtz_icon_medium  OH WELL.  DON'T FORGET THE GOLDEN RULE, LOU:  TREAT OTHERTH THE THAME WAY YOU WUD TWEAT YOURTHELF.

Lou_holtz_icon_medium  NOW ITH TIME TO KILL BOBERT
Lou_holtz_icon_medium  LETH THEE...TUWN WIGHT, GO TO THORAGE UNIT A8, AND...HEY, THERE HE ITH!

Lou_holtz_icon_medium  GOOD THING I BWOUGHT MY TWUTHTY REVOLUTHIONAWY WAR DEULING PITHOL.  ITH PERTHECT FOR PWETHITHELY THITH TYPE OF THITUATION.
Bobzookicon_medium   Where'd I put that bong?
Iconreman_medium  Must...kill...wait, is that Lou Holtz?  Am I in the right spot?  Best confirm location.

Whichlotkill_medium


- In Champaign -

Zookicon_medium   SWEET TITS!  ANOTHER RED BULL YEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!
Iconcell_medium   BEEP
Zookicon_medium  Which lot kill?  Isn't he supposed to be a special fucking operative?  THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!  YAHAHAHAAA!  I'M ROLLIN BABY!

Killlou_medium

Zookicon_medium  God damn T9.

Killlot_medium


 - Back at Uncle Bob's -

Iconcell_medium   BEEP

Killlou_medium

Iconreman_medium  Must...kill...Lou Holtz.

Storageunitmurder_medium

Gun_medium   BANG BANG

Gun_medium   BANG

- Bobert Zook and Lou Holtz lay on the ground.  Both are dead of gunshot wounds. -

Iconcell_medium   BEEP

Killlot_medium

 

- His mission complete, Leman awakes from Zook's mind control -

Iconreman_medium  Oh God, what have I done?!?  Not Bobert!  Not Lou Holtz!
Iconreman_medium  NOOOOOOO!!!!!  DAMN YOU, ZOOK!!!  DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!
Blonde_medium   Why, hello!  Is there a problem?
Iconreman_medium  Not anymore, baby.  Not anymore.

TO BE CONTINUED

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