Housekeeping

by Hawkeye State on Oct 21, 2008 3:36 PM CDT in News Comment 13 comments

A couple of housekeeping matters before we launch into idle week hysterics:

First, BHGP Enterprises is proud to unveil its newest t-shirt offering, designed specifically for the final game at Kinnick North:

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The shirts are available in men's short-sleeve (black or gold), women's short-sleeve, and gender-neutral long-sleeve and hoodie (black only).* They are available, along with shirts like The Leman and Stanzi is the Manzi, at the BHGP Shop on Spreadshirt. I've been told they will still deliver The Leman in time for the Iowa-Illinois game. You're just a mullet away from being an American hero.

Also, those pinko bastards at Wolverine Liberation Army are attempting to spread their Godless propaganda via Facebook. After barely a week, they already have more followers than the BHGP Facebook page. This aggression cannot stand, man. Do your part to tear down that wall; sign up as a BlackHeartGoldPal. Yay capitalism!

* -- If you want another color/style, or you have ordered a shirt and have any questions/concerns, email me at hawkeyestatebhgp@gmail.com and I'll see what I can do.

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Bourgeousie fat-cats,

Clearly, the WLA is the movement of the people. Your petty attempts at co-opting the proletariat cannot fool the wisdom of the workers.

http://www.wolverineliberationarmy.blogspot.com

by chitownblue on Oct 21, 2008 5:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey!

We’re not fat, we’re big boned!

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 21, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don't forget some chairs.

You guys could use some blue chairs to go along with the goalposts. It’ll console you after losing the pig, and you can sit in them while putting on your kevlar for the trip to Detroit.

The ones on the Gopher side in the fold-up section of the dome seem to be slightly more comfortable. And easier to rip out, since they’re not bolted into cement.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 22, 2008 8:10 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs