SUPERTERRIFICOPENGAMETHREAD: WHAT THE HELL IS A HOOSIER?
Iowa Hawkeyes at Indiana Hoosiers, Oct 11, 2008 11:00 AM CDT
Like every other week, leave your Ken O'Keefe death threats below. I'll be here with you throughout, like when your mom held your hand at the dentist's office. Who's got the nitrous?
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FTW
For those of you whose basic gambling strategy has become “fade BHGP,” I’ve got five bets, and I’ve been on fire:
Northwestern +1 vs. Michigan State
Baylor -5 vs. Iowa State
Vandy -1 @ Mississippi State (Pick of the day; this line makes absolutely no sense)
Syracuse +22 1/2 vs. West Virginia (Pat White isn’t playing)
Cincinnati -7 vs. Rutgers
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
I need OPS's picks
So I can go against them, but still.
THIS IS A STONE COLD BUTTRAPING LOCK
Southern Miss +10 vs. Boise. Golden Eagles always defend their honor!
AKA Shadow
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 11, 2008 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
For what it's worth
I think Penn St rolls Wiscy, and it’s only a 6-point line
'They are who we thought they were!'
Agreed
They are who we thought they were
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
You would outlaw the forward pass if you could, wouldn't you?
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Have to go against
your NW pick though. I like MSU in that game…
'They are who we thought they were!'
Your announcers
Wayne Larrivee, Chris Martin, and 90’s fantasy football killer Anthony Herron
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
What the fuck is wrong with you?
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
OUr first shot of Memorial Stadium
And there are about 12 people there. Indiana football: Catch the fever!
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
LOOK AT THAT CROWD!!!
Why, the stadium must be half full!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Oh for fuck's sake
They need to just spend every moment on the sidelines practicing the snap.
It bounces but you can see if it's off the ground or Brodell's arms
I be ridn', just ridin' alone
With my daddy on my mind, like you gotta me kiddin'
how the hell you ain't here to see your prince do his thing?
sometimes I wanna shed a tear, but no emotions from a king
-Lil Wayne "Hustler Musik"
by shake n bake on Oct 11, 2008 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
*can't
I be ridn', just ridin' alone
With my daddy on my mind, like you gotta me kiddin'
how the hell you ain't here to see your prince do his thing?
sometimes I wanna shed a tear, but no emotions from a king
-Lil Wayne "Hustler Musik"
by shake n bake on Oct 11, 2008 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
it was the last one they showed
where you got a clean look
I be ridn', just ridin' alone
With my daddy on my mind, like you gotta me kiddin'
how the hell you ain't here to see your prince do his thing?
sometimes I wanna shed a tear, but no emotions from a king
-Lil Wayne "Hustler Musik"
by shake n bake on Oct 11, 2008 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Pretty sure there isn't any free stream
I looked all last year
Thought on Shada
What do you think the success rate of a condom called Shada would be?
Over or under 50%
Stanzi
your WRs are wearing white not red
I be ridn', just ridin' alone
With my daddy on my mind, like you gotta me kiddin'
how the hell you ain't here to see your prince do his thing?
sometimes I wanna shed a tear, but no emotions from a king
-Lil Wayne "Hustler Musik"
So he makes 3 mistakes a game right
so they are all out of the way now.
I be ridn', just ridin' alone
With my daddy on my mind, like you gotta me kiddin'
how the hell you ain't here to see your prince do his thing?
sometimes I wanna shed a tear, but no emotions from a king
-Lil Wayne "Hustler Musik"
Typical
Potential big play, get to the red zone, only get 3 points. I’ve seen this movie before, it was called N’western-Iowa
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Why is that game so early?
Don’t the college football powers that be know the nation wants to watch Iowa-Indiana?
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Tons
Mitch King almost got a sack and tipped that INT.
KING
I be ridn', just ridin' alone
With my daddy on my mind, like you gotta me kiddin'
how the hell you ain't here to see your prince do his thing?
sometimes I wanna shed a tear, but no emotions from a king
-Lil Wayne "Hustler Musik"
Indiana must have watched our game tape
Their offensive playcalling is disturbingly O’Keefe-like
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
Anyone else think
Brodell was gonna drop that punt? Good starting field position again…
'They are who we thought they were!'
Speaking of fumbles...
Has Ronnie Harmon been coaching the Hawks on how to hang on to the football lately?
Harmon's been coaching OPS on how to gamble, that's for sure
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh me oh, oh my oh, Toledo, Ohio!
101-yard interception return, and Toledo goes up 7-0 on Blue
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
Throwing....deep?
I assume Stanzi just called that one himself.
Had to have
It was a rollout to his correct side. You know KOK didn’t call that…
'They are who we thought they were!'
Waiting for somebody to say it
No way Christensen throws that pass.
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Oct 11, 2008 11:28 AM CDT reply actions
He might have throw it
I mean, not AT anyone, but he’d have throw it.
Stanzi needs to get his shoulders square
Like the result though
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Stanzi is so much better on the run
Then again, so was Christensen, and look where that got us
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
He's back, but he sat out the goalline series
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Is there an echo in here?
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
That's what i like to see
Goal to go and we run up the middle. That’s Iowa football…
'They are who we thought they were!'
Anyone else
Find it ironic that Rich Rod talks about Michigan being the winningest program in history given this year’s results?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
BTN
Is anyone else in the Chicago area having trouble with the BTN being choppy and cutting out every 5 seconds?
And how come
there’s no hour and a half long program on the greatest stories of Iowa football?
'They are who we thought they were!'
Was he the honorary captain this week?
If not, anybody know who was?
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Oct 11, 2008 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Score updates, because BTN hasn't figured out the whole "ticker" concept
OU 7 – UT 3
Cinci 0 – Rutgers 0
Minny 7 – Illinois 0 (!!!)
Syracuse 3 – WVU 0
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
Losing to Indiana
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
I've got you both beat
Losing to Northwestern
AKA Shadow
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 11, 2008 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
His "Lack of respect" alarm just went off
He’ll immediately proceed to write a long post about how ridiculous it is since NU has a winning record against Iowa since “they became a real team in 1995”.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Chappell was just in for a play
Now we’re back to Lewis. It’s shocking that Indiana’s offense has been so bad.
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
Well, we run the same defense every play
Cover 2 with two slow safeties? Of course that’s always there.
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
That's my point
It’s been there for years.
AKA Shadow
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 11, 2008 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Demon flamethrowing Hoeppner ghoul guides that one through
Indiana dings the bar with the field goal, but it’s good
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
"See if they can get their hands on some balls"
Hur hur hur
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
Sure, just chuck it into double coverage
No way that ends badly, right?
Nice play
Rare to both fall and fumble taking the snap.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
FIRE KOK!!!!
No other Offensive Coordinator would ever call that play!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Why does everyone keep talking about Ginger?
/Mary Ann’d
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Ryan Donahue rules
He will now shank the next one for like 10 yards
Even with our "bend but don't break" philosophy,
does anyone else feel like we have a better chance of scoring when our defense is on the field?
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Oct 11, 2008 11:45 AM CDT reply actions
Once again
our Defense came to play. Hopefully the Offense can put up some points…
'They are who we thought they were!'
Nice tackle by Sandeman
Unfortunately, it was on Brodell
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Andy Brodell tackled by Colin Sandeman
Good field position, though.
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
Tenessee Williams -- why don't we hear more about him
I get bored talking about football. I wish the announcers would spend more time talking about Tennessee Williams plays. Why aren’t there games like THAT?
There are
It’s called the Pac-10
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
I would like to beat Illinois
just so i can watch that week’s The Journey: Illinois Football. Is that wrong?
'They are who we thought they were!'
No
That is so, so, so right
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
MOJO HD!
If you have Comcast, turn to MOJO HD channel. Search for a show called Barcelona, but it has BTN in HD for this game. Sweet mother of Jews.
He looked pretty good right there
Stiff arm up in your fucking grill
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
2nd down
(holding up two fingers)
AKA Shadow
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 11, 2008 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Van Ortonsen's syndrome
He can’t control the volume of his voice
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
HE'S LOUD, HE'S PROUD
GET USED TO IT
AKA Shadow
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 11, 2008 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
After the play, Greene walks down the sideline like my grandmother
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Even injured
He’s the better than any of Indiana’s backs.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
oh HELL yeah.
Let’s get a nice big lead and ge Greene some rest today.
Let’s blow these guys’ doors off and get the season back on track.
Greene is definately getting faster
at the start of the season he couldn’t go outside with any real success
I be ridn', just ridin' alone
With my daddy on my mind, like you gotta me kiddin'
how the hell you ain't here to see your prince do his thing?
sometimes I wanna shed a tear, but no emotions from a king
-Lil Wayne "Hustler Musik"
Lets not screw up
The last part of the 2nd quarter like we did two years ago. Thank God Hardy is getting paid on Sundays.
WOO TOUCHDOWN CINCINNATI
COVER THAT SPREAD, MOTHERFUCKERS!
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
Hey guys,
I don’t know why, but I’m really craving some diced tomatoes and green chilies. Who’s with me?
AKA Shadow
Only if they're in a glass of vodka
Time for bloody mary #3
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Ya know, now that you mention it...
Of course, who could possibly provide that? If only the Big Ten Network would tell me.
Kinda shitty spot
Still, I’m not about to argue with it. Nice tackle too.
Brodell's cloven hooves return again
God fucking damn it, it’s once a week, and it usually happens when we’re ahead 17-3
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
They had gone missing for a while
Glad to see he was able to find them
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Oh, Andy Brodell's Old Hands
How I did not miss you
At some point
Don’t you think Ferentz is looking at his roster to see who else can return punts?
AKA Shadow
It's not like he always sucks
He’s had some really good returns this year too.
Keep in mind this is Kirk "avoid disaster" Ferentz
It’s why he was so skittish about Stanzi.
AKA Shadow
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 11, 2008 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
It's Brodell or Sandeman
He’s already said it’s Brodell barring injury. And probably rightfully so. At least he’s more sure-handed with punts than he is with passes.
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
He's been pretty damn reliable as a receiver this year
He’s been Stanzi’s security blanket. His hand’s have improved a ton.
LOLZ...but Morse was a quarterback in high school...
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I've seen Iowa run it with Tate
It was disastrous.
AKA Shadow
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 11, 2008 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy shit it's a ticker!
Telling me about programming about Michigan football. Thank you Big Ten Network.
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Oct 11, 2008 12:08 PM CDT reply actions
thank you.
I have an outstanding bet that we cannot get a play off in every single game this year.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
You would outlaw the forward pass if you could
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I would make sweet sweet love to that run
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
There is no mystery here.
We own their d-line. They should be humiliated. Per usual, our coach hasn’t noticed, so he changed up.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
Why does it always take us
25 seconds to get the play in?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
KOK is enjoying a bratwurst
You will get your play when he’s damn well good and ready, you ungrateful bastard
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh christ
Hampton was WIDE open in the flat too
KOK says running up the middle on a poor d-line is just too damn easy
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Oct 11, 2008 12:14 PM CDT reply actions
Absolutely
But at the least the girl is hot
Big Ten Network's "Friday Night Tailgate"
Or, abortion on tv
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Friday Night Tailgate
BTN’s Friday pregame show. It’s fucking atrocious.
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
BTN trying to be funny
It works about as well as you’d expect
Scores from around the country
Tex 10 OU 21
Minn 7 Ill 3
Tol 7 Mich 10
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Has there been a more improved player than Bradley Fletcher?
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
He still isn't very good
Thankfully neither is Indiana
These snaps sure are low
Hope nobody has brought this up yet.
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
They are not going to let the scramble beat them
That’s the third time that Iowa went to three down linemen and kept Kroul back as a spy on third and medium
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
Blatant hold on King not called
Indiana is driving. Fuck me.
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
Check that
17-9. Missed the PAT.
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Weren't you the one
Who got pissed when I said he sucked a few weeks ago? Because holy shit does he suck.
Why is it
That we are easier to score on at the end of a half than the fat drunken bridesmaide at a wedding?
Even the kickers on the other teams
play for us
I be ridn', just ridin' alone
With my daddy on my mind, like you gotta me kiddin'
how the hell you ain't here to see your prince do his thing?
sometimes I wanna shed a tear, but no emotions from a king
-Lil Wayne "Hustler Musik"
Way ahead of you
However, more drinks would be nice.
Minnesota leading Illinois at the half
Not sure who I’m rooting for there, though I now fear both teams, seeing as how Iowa faces them on the road.
AKA Shadow
Goals for Sunday:
Clean the house.
Rake the leaves.
Get J Leman costume for Illinois game.
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm scared in the sense that Iowa can blow any game
But they’re both very beatable. Plus we can’t lose to Illinois because of the Curse of Jon Beutjer. And Ron Zook.
"With a win today,
Minnesota is bowl eligible"—Wait a second, am I still drunk?
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Oct 11, 2008 12:36 PM CDT reply actions
I thought the exact same thing
The world has turned and left me here.
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
it wouldn't be a weekend
without HS quoting Weezer, would it?
AKA Shadow
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 11, 2008 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
America turned its back on J Leman!
AKA Shadow
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 11, 2008 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
GOD DAMN AMERICA
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
OH IT WAS GLORIOUS
When he talked about opposing forces clashing, I dreamt of dead Chinese soldiers and freedom.
AKA Shadow
That stadium was full of terrorists five minutes ago
Leman showed up, killed them all, and still had time for a quick preview
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
The kids in this commercial weren't even born when the players they want to be were in college
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
and he's coming to Iowa!
You heard it here first, mainly because I’m making it up.
AKA Shadow
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 11, 2008 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Kellen Lewis sets the Indiana record of TD passes!
Passing an option quarterback who played receiver for a year. Quite the accomplishment.
Would have bet anything
that was Gibran Hamdan’s record.
AKA Shadow
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 11, 2008 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
To be fair
Indiana didn’t use the forward pass until 1997
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
We've GOT to own this first drive.
Starting to feel NU-like, otherwise. Right down the missed extra point.
Oh god
It’s only the start of the third quarter and they’re already talking about their golf games. God help us all.
AKA Shadow
You see? YOU SEE?!
HE JUST KNOCKED A MAN’S SKULL OFF
AKA Shadow
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 11, 2008 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
See above
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn right
He hit a dude in the knee so hard that it knocked his helmet off!
Has anyone noticed
that Indiana’s center has a lot of low snaps? I’m surprised no one’s pointed it out.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I think nine people pointed it out earlier
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Why does Dave Chappell keep playing for our opponents?
Florida International, now Indiana.
GOD DAMN CHAPPELL
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
AKA Shadow
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 11, 2008 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you, SpartyMSU
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Lewis ain't coming back
He’s walking on the sideline like a pirate.
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
It wouldn't be a weekend
without OPS quoting Kid Rock, would it?
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I've yet to see Stanzi throw a bomb to Brodell that didn't work
I mean, sure he had to cheat on that one, but still! Let him do it more often.
With just under four minutes gone in the 3rd quarter
Shonn Greene has 17 rushes for 95 yards and a score. And he’s noticeably limping. Jesus he’s good.
AKA Shadow
It's both
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd be pissed about that return
But it’s always nice to see someone bust out the old Quentin Richardson/Darius Miles celebration.
Is Clayburn out for the game?
Haven’t seen him since that mutual injury in the first half.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Good question
I haven’t seen him, either
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
and he's rather hard to miss
he’s a fucking giant
I be ridn', just ridin' alone
With my daddy on my mind, like you gotta me kiddin'
how the hell you ain't here to see your prince do his thing?
sometimes I wanna shed a tear, but no emotions from a king
-Lil Wayne "Hustler Musik"
by shake n bake on Oct 11, 2008 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Brodell is a genius
Call fair catch, run into a guy five yards away from where the punt hits, demand flag. SUCCESS!
AKA Shadow
PROFIT!
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I can feel it
We’re on the verge of breaking this one wide open.
Now watch us fumble.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I'm on cable today
So I’m missing that glory and instead treated to Wyckoff Industries, whose business model is to make me laugh at their company name.
AKA Shadow
This is the drive to establish the season.
Win the game, rest Greene, get the rest of the team used to feasting on red meat in a game. We need the win and the confidence going into the Wisky game.
GO HAWKS!!
For the record
I’m recording Illinois-Minnesota just to watch the human chess match that is Brewster vs. Zook. I can’t wait.
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
so workmanlike
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
"That's classic Ken O'Keefe offense"
You mean running three plays over and over again, regardless of the effectiveness.
I keed, I keed.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Stanzi's heating up now
Which means either another TD is coming or a godawful Stanziball.
AKA Shadow
KOK
Classic Ken O’Keefe. Did everyone hear that?
In his defense he is calling a pretty good game.
TOUCHDOWN!
by Internet Legend on Oct 11, 2008 1:12 PM CDT reply actions
What the fuck does Tennessee have to do with this?
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Martin circles the wrong tight end
The BTN might be on Mediacom, but it’s still fucking awful
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
"Ken O'Keefe has taken some heat from internet people"
Thank you, thank you
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
are they setting up a WR pass?
That’s the third or fourth time the WR has taken big steps back to receive a “pass” (lateral). Either that or just bizarrre route running.
KOK
“Ken O’Keefe is a proven offensive coordinator.” Note the lack of positive adjective before “offensive coordinator”
remember in 2002-2004 when we seemed to always play against backup QBs?
This kind of feels like old times. Let’s keep it going next week.
What, did KOK hook these guys up with his ecstasy dealer?
I haven’t heard on-air fellatio like this since Musberger was calling the Buckeyes
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
Evans takes the bounce of Sash's helmet...
…and out of bounds.
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
Chappell
has apparently “cleared the mechanism.”
P.S.—Forgive the Kevin Costner reference.
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Oct 11, 2008 1:21 PM CDT reply actions
He didn't get it
There is no fucking way he got a yard there
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
Running out the clock
He knew he could get it back the next play. How dare you question him.
anyone else think we should sit Greene and keep him healthy?
by Internet Legend on Oct 11, 2008 1:24 PM CDT reply actions
He then rushes 16 to get 16
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Did we just run...
out of the shotgun? KOK should wear those shades every week if this is the result.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
SPREAD! WOO SPREAD!
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
That was some Drew Tate shit right there.
Ya know, minus all the yelling.
Nope, you're not
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Definately
more people at the Valley-Waukee game last night than this game.
by Internet Legend on Oct 11, 2008 1:27 PM CDT reply actions
Stanzi, looking positively Tate-like
Avoids the end, hits the receiver.
Eight straight completions is worth 9 gridiron points.
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
"Thigpen's been like a genie in a bottle"
Does that mean we have to rub him the right way?
AKA Shadow
I am so pissed you beat me to that joke
I was literally typing it just as your post came up. This is why you’re the professional.
Um, perhaps you've read Sports by Brooks?
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Toledo tied Michigan
and has the ball.
The Horror. THE HORROR!
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
I hate you
for writing that. I hate myself even more for laughing.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Is Nick Sheridan still in at QB for Michigan?
Because I can’t imagine how anyone thinks that’s a good idea.
Steven Threet is running the show
Though it doesn’t really matter
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
You'd think
that when we’re dropping 8 into coverage they wouldn’t be able to complete the pass. You’d be wrong though.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Let's see
A facemask and a hold by the right guard on Kroul. No flag. Great reffing there.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Ben Chappell Draw finally implodes like it's ought to
Fumble, Iowa ball, and I’m about to switch to Texas-OU.
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I'm going to Michigan-Toledo
Drink in the Schadenfreude, boys. Drink it in.
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
Jewell's got a great first step.
Running straight ahead is devestating when we’re blockign this well. Let’s keep it up.
OPS and Hawkeye State both leaving?
Parents are gone, let’s party! Trash the place!!!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Why would Indiana put Lewis in now?
They’re getting shit-stomped. You put Lewis again and he’ll probably get hurt even more.
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Hampton hits the hole so damn fast
He’s going to be a good one in a couple years if the offensive line can keep playing well.
Ah fuck, not Meyers
Resiner is pretty good, but we need Meyers while the Flyin’ Hawaiian is injured.
The BTN Tip-Off Special commercial
included a brief clip of Bo Ryan supermanning that ho. I love it.
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
Has everyone gone to a different game?
Because you missed TOUCHDOWN IOWA
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Rushing stats
Greene: 23 rushes, 115 yards, 1 TD
Hampton: 14 rushes, 86 yards, 2 TD
Stanzi: LOL
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Oklahoma scores, 34-30 OU pending the XP.
They were going for 2, but then fucked up with a false start.
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No. Not even close.
He’s not even the best running back in his own conference.
I still think it's Daniel's to lose
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Nick Sheridan is in the game for Mich
Threet and Sheridan are a combined 8-15 for 58 yards today. Allan Evridge is impressed.
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJC6BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Quarterback controversy BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Is there
still a blogger dedicated solely to the Heisman Trophy?
Like a pundit who focuses on the Heisman or something?
He looks like a D lineman
he has the AJ Hawk look going
Umm, Hawk was a LB
I be ridn', just ridin' alone
With my daddy on my mind, like you gotta me kiddin'
how the hell you ain't here to see your prince do his thing?
sometimes I wanna shed a tear, but no emotions from a king
-Lil Wayne "Hustler Musik"
PICK PICK PICK
Toledo picks Sheridan! 3:44 to go, Rockets up by 3
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
Hampton over 100 yards
Along with Greene.
I’m a little less scared shitless about Greene leaving early for the NFL.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I'd like to see him do it against a decent team first.
Please don’t leave me, Shonn. I’ll do your homework for you!
Look at Christensen guide this team down the field.
What a leader.
You know, he reminds me of Matt Rodgers
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Looks like there's some really good character on the field now
Jayme Murphy at tailback. What a great leader he is.
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McNutt with the catch!
We’re through the looking glass here gentlemen.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
By the way, good to see BTN was able to talk Hampton Inn into buying every commercial spot
"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"
Give it to the FB
C’mon KOK, let a FB score, just once.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
A fullback beat up KOK in high school.
And by “in high school” I mean 10 years ago. But the fullback was in high school.
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Don't you dare blame Tom Busch for that
Motherfucker KOK deserved it
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
It's worth mentioning
that Texas scored and converted, so it’s 38-35 with 7 and a half left.
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Prater has a pick 6 called back on a penalty
by Internet Legend on Oct 11, 2008 2:12 PM CDT reply actions
Pass to McGuffie inside the 20
One helluva throw by Sheridan
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I'll take it
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 11, 2008 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Minnesota beats Illinois, is now bowl eligbile
In other news, black is white, up is down
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
The Michigan Greatest Moments Special
after they just lost to Toledo is pure awesome
I be ridn', just ridin' alone
With my daddy on my mind, like you gotta me kiddin'
how the hell you ain't here to see your prince do his thing?
sometimes I wanna shed a tear, but no emotions from a king
-Lil Wayne "Hustler Musik"
I'm sorry
but [name redacted]’s thighs make want to yammy (as the resident 5 year old says).


















