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SUPERTERRIFICOPENGAMETHREAD: WHAT THE HELL IS A HOOSIER?

Iowa Hawkeyes @ Indiana Hoosiers


 

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Like every other week, leave your Ken O'Keefe death threats below.  I'll be here with you throughout, like when your mom held your hand at the dentist's office.  Who's got the nitrous?

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FTW

For those of you whose basic gambling strategy has become “fade BHGP,” I’ve got five bets, and I’ve been on fire:

Northwestern +1 vs. Michigan State
Baylor -5 vs. Iowa State
Vandy -1 @ Mississippi State (Pick of the day; this line makes absolutely no sense)
Syracuse +22 1/2 vs. West Virginia (Pat White isn’t playing)
Cincinnati -7 vs. Rutgers

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 10:44 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I need OPS's picks

So I can go against them, but still.

by NorseHawk on Oct 11, 2008 10:47 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THIS IS A STONE COLD BUTTRAPING LOCK

Southern Miss +10 vs. Boise. Golden Eagles always defend their honor!

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 11, 2008 10:50 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks

I just dropped a dime on Boise.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 10:51 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For what it's worth

I think Penn St rolls Wiscy, and it’s only a 6-point line

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 10:52 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Agreed

They are who we thought they were

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 10:53 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Have to go against

your NW pick though. I like MSU in that game…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 10:56 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Your announcers

Wayne Larrivee, Chris Martin, and 90’s fantasy football killer Anthony Herron

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:01 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OUr first shot of Memorial Stadium

And there are about 12 people there. Indiana football: Catch the fever!

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:03 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOOK AT THAT CROWD!!!

Why, the stadium must be half full!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 11:03 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I take that back

1/3 full.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 11:04 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is it DER-rell or Der-RELL?

Has anyone established this?

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:06 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Greg Brown: Cheater

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:07 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh for fuck's sake

They need to just spend every moment on the sidelines practicing the snap.

by NorseHawk on Oct 11, 2008 11:08 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

...And the drinking commences

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:09 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It bounces but you can see if it's off the ground or Brodell's arms

I be ridn', just ridin' alone
With my daddy on my mind, like you gotta me kiddin'
how the hell you ain't here to see your prince do his thing?
sometimes I wanna shed a tear, but no emotions from a king
-Lil Wayne "Hustler Musik"

by shake n bake on Oct 11, 2008 11:10 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*can't

I be ridn', just ridin' alone
With my daddy on my mind, like you gotta me kiddin'
how the hell you ain't here to see your prince do his thing?
sometimes I wanna shed a tear, but no emotions from a king
-Lil Wayne "Hustler Musik"

by shake n bake on Oct 11, 2008 11:10 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it was the last one they showed

where you got a clean look

I be ridn', just ridin' alone
With my daddy on my mind, like you gotta me kiddin'
how the hell you ain't here to see your prince do his thing?
sometimes I wanna shed a tear, but no emotions from a king
-Lil Wayne "Hustler Musik"

by shake n bake on Oct 11, 2008 11:11 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice to see

that much penetration right away.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 11:13 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thank You

for that gift…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:14 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually

it’s because Greene went out limping after the offsides play in the first drive.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 11:15 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gotta get a TD here...

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:15 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thought on Shada

What do you think the success rate of a condom called Shada would be?

Over or under 50%

by vahawk on Oct 11, 2008 11:15 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stanzi

your WRs are wearing white not red

I be ridn', just ridin' alone
With my daddy on my mind, like you gotta me kiddin'
how the hell you ain't here to see your prince do his thing?
sometimes I wanna shed a tear, but no emotions from a king
-Lil Wayne "Hustler Musik"

by shake n bake on Oct 11, 2008 11:16 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Our red zone offense

is almost as bad as the Vikings…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:16 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So he makes 3 mistakes a game right

so they are all out of the way now.

I be ridn', just ridin' alone
With my daddy on my mind, like you gotta me kiddin'
how the hell you ain't here to see your prince do his thing?
sometimes I wanna shed a tear, but no emotions from a king
-Lil Wayne "Hustler Musik"

by shake n bake on Oct 11, 2008 11:17 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Typical

Potential big play, get to the red zone, only get 3 points. I’ve seen this movie before, it was called N’western-Iowa

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 11:17 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And MSU-Iowa...

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:19 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For those interested

OU is up 7-0 on Texas

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 11:19 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why is that game so early?

Don’t the college football powers that be know the nation wants to watch Iowa-Indiana?

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:21 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm at work...

What type of pressure was the line getting?

by vahawk on Oct 11, 2008 11:19 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tons

Mitch King almost got a sack and tipped that INT.

by NorseHawk on Oct 11, 2008 11:20 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Looking good

again on this drive though as well…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:22 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

KING

I be ridn', just ridin' alone
With my daddy on my mind, like you gotta me kiddin'
how the hell you ain't here to see your prince do his thing?
sometimes I wanna shed a tear, but no emotions from a king
-Lil Wayne "Hustler Musik"

by shake n bake on Oct 11, 2008 11:22 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mitch King is godlike

That bull rush was incredible.

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:22 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Indiana must have watched our game tape

Their offensive playcalling is disturbingly O’Keefe-like

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:23 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anyone else think

Brodell was gonna drop that punt? Good starting field position again…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:23 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why not?

It’s worked so well for us so far.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 11:25 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Speaking of fumbles...

Has Ronnie Harmon been coaching the Hawks on how to hang on to the football lately?

by vahawk on Oct 11, 2008 11:25 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ha ha ha ha ha

Oh, Michigan… at least you’re trying hard…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:26 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh me oh, oh my oh, Toledo, Ohio!

101-yard interception return, and Toledo goes up 7-0 on Blue

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:27 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And here goes Iowa

self-destructing in the red zone. Shocking…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:28 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Throwing....deep?

I assume Stanzi just called that one himself.

by NorseHawk on Oct 11, 2008 11:28 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Had to have

It was a rollout to his correct side. You know KOK didn’t call that…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:29 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He might have throw it

I mean, not AT anyone, but he’d have throw it.

by NorseHawk on Oct 11, 2008 11:29 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stanzi needs to get his shoulders square

Like the result though

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 11:29 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stanzi is so much better on the run

Then again, so was Christensen, and look where that got us

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:29 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BOOM

TOUCHDOWN IOWA. Hampton up the gut

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:30 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's what i like to see

Goal to go and we run up the middle. That’s Iowa football…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:30 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sweet

The BTN commercial!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 11:31 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anyone else

Find it ironic that Rich Rod talks about Michigan being the winningest program in history given this year’s results?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 11:31 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Come to

Penn STaaaate (As JoePa shits in his depends…)

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:31 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BTN

Is anyone else in the Chicago area having trouble with the BTN being choppy and cutting out every 5 seconds?

by dburba on Oct 11, 2008 11:32 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And how come

there’s no hour and a half long program on the greatest stories of Iowa football?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:32 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bobby

Sanders in the house

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:33 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Score updates, because BTN hasn't figured out the whole "ticker" concept

OU 7 – UT 3
Cinci 0 – Rutgers 0
Minny 7 – Illinois 0 (!!!)
Syracuse 3 – WVU 0

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:33 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Losing to Indiana

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:36 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

His "Lack of respect" alarm just went off

He’ll immediately proceed to write a long post about how ridiculous it is since NU has a winning record against Iowa since “they became a real team in 1995”.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 11:39 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chappell was just in for a play

Now we’re back to Lewis. It’s shocking that Indiana’s offense has been so bad.

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:35 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, we run the same defense every play

Cover 2 with two slow safeties? Of course that’s always there.

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:37 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's my point

It’s been there for years.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 11, 2008 11:38 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh come on

Off the upright and through…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:39 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Demon flamethrowing Hoeppner ghoul guides that one through

Indiana dings the bar with the field goal, but it’s good

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:40 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"See if they can get their hands on some balls"

Hur hur hur

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:41 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cue yakety sax

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:42 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice play

Rare to both fall and fumble taking the snap.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 11:43 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STUPID KEN OKEAFE

WE SHOULD NOT RUN THE QUARTERBACK FALLS OVER PLAY

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 11, 2008 11:43 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FIRE KOK!!!!

No other Offensive Coordinator would ever call that play!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 11:44 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At least

Greene is back in there…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:43 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great punt

and coverage

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:44 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ryan Donahue rules

He will now shank the next one for like 10 yards

by NorseHawk on Oct 11, 2008 11:45 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Even with our "bend but don't break" philosophy,

does anyone else feel like we have a better chance of scoring when our defense is on the field?

by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Oct 11, 2008 11:45 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Once again

our Defense came to play. Hopefully the Offense can put up some points…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:47 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice tackle by Sandeman

Unfortunately, it was on Brodell

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 11:47 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Andy Brodell tackled by Colin Sandeman

Good field position, though.

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:47 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tenessee Williams -- why don't we hear more about him

I get bored talking about football. I wish the announcers would spend more time talking about Tennessee Williams plays. Why aren’t there games like THAT?

by indyhawk on Oct 11, 2008 11:48 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There are

It’s called the Pac-10

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:50 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would like to beat Illinois

just so i can watch that week’s The Journey: Illinois Football. Is that wrong?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:50 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No

That is so, so, so right

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:51 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MOJO HD!

If you have Comcast, turn to MOJO HD channel. Search for a show called Barcelona, but it has BTN in HD for this game. Sweet mother of Jews.

by Duez I say on Oct 11, 2008 11:50 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, OPS

What is your opinion of the criticism that Ken O’Keefe faces. I’m not sure you’ve made it clear yet.

by NorseHawk on Oct 11, 2008 11:52 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He looked pretty good right there

Stiff arm up in your fucking grill

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:52 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Also hope

we can get by without him. We’re looking in your direction Jewel…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:52 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's limping

A lot

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 11:53 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1st down

(Arm pointing in direction of end zone)

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:53 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2nd down

(holding up two fingers)

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 11, 2008 11:54 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3rd down

(holding up three fingers?)

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:54 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Another good run for Greene

So, to repeat last week’s message, RUN THE FUCKING FOOTBALL.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 11, 2008 11:53 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Van Ortonsen's syndrome

He can’t control the volume of his voice

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:54 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ghost of Hoeppner-its

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 11:54 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stanzi and Morse

Make that play a lot harder than it should have been.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 11, 2008 11:54 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOO

TOUCHDOWN GREENE

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:55 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Even injured

He’s the better than any of Indiana’s backs.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 11:57 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Myers

has been solid all year. and last year for that matter…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:55 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TOUCHDOWN GREENE!

12 YARDS TO PAY DIRT, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 11, 2008 11:55 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TD

Greene with the run!

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 11, 2008 11:56 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh HELL yeah.

Let’s get a nice big lead and ge Greene some rest today.

Let’s blow these guys’ doors off and get the season back on track.

by indyhawk on Oct 11, 2008 11:56 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Greene is definately getting faster

at the start of the season he couldn’t go outside with any real success

I be ridn', just ridin' alone
With my daddy on my mind, like you gotta me kiddin'
how the hell you ain't here to see your prince do his thing?
sometimes I wanna shed a tear, but no emotions from a king
-Lil Wayne "Hustler Musik"

by shake n bake on Oct 11, 2008 11:56 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lets not screw up

The last part of the 2nd quarter like we did two years ago. Thank God Hardy is getting paid on Sundays.

by vahawk on Oct 11, 2008 11:57 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOO TOUCHDOWN CINCINNATI

COVER THAT SPREAD, MOTHERFUCKERS!

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 11:57 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey guys,

I don’t know why, but I’m really craving some diced tomatoes and green chilies. Who’s with me?

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 11, 2008 11:57 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ya know, now that you mention it...

Of course, who could possibly provide that? If only the Big Ten Network would tell me.

by NorseHawk on Oct 11, 2008 11:58 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That graphic is incredible

Indiana can’t drive. It’s just home runs or nothing.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 11, 2008 12:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Excellent spot

He did not get that first down.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 11, 2008 12:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kinda shitty spot

Still, I’m not about to argue with it. Nice tackle too.

by NorseHawk on Oct 11, 2008 12:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think it's safe to say

Indiana is fucking horrible

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 12:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I bring this up every week

but god DAMN Spievey can tackle.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 11, 2008 12:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brodell's cloven hooves return again

God fucking damn it, it’s once a week, and it usually happens when we’re ahead 17-3

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 12:02 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They had gone missing for a while

Glad to see he was able to find them

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 12:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At some point

Don’t you think Ferentz is looking at his roster to see who else can return punts?

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 11, 2008 12:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's not like he always sucks

He’s had some really good returns this year too.

by NorseHawk on Oct 11, 2008 12:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's Brodell or Sandeman

He’s already said it’s Brodell barring injury. And probably rightfully so. At least he’s more sure-handed with punts than he is with passes.

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 12:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's been pretty damn reliable as a receiver this year

He’s been Stanzi’s security blanket. His hand’s have improved a ton.

by NorseHawk on Oct 11, 2008 12:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Flea-flicker

The best play Iowa NEVER runs..

With Greene, it would be wide open

by vahawk on Oct 11, 2008 12:07 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just pile drive them into the ground

95 yards, cleats in face, win.

Mr. Boh Knows ...

by Bellanca on Oct 11, 2008 12:07 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Holy shit it's a ticker!

Telling me about programming about Michigan football. Thank you Big Ten Network.

by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Oct 11, 2008 12:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thank you.

I have an outstanding bet that we cannot get a play off in every single game this year.

Mr. Boh Knows ...

by Bellanca on Oct 11, 2008 12:09 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Way to hold onto it, Brodell.

There’s some “functional speed.”

by indyhawk on Oct 11, 2008 12:09 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brodell

showed some good hands and toughness on that one.

by icculus on Oct 11, 2008 12:09 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brodell is really "white"

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 12:10 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You mean

He has “deceptive speed”? Because I don’t see race. I’m sorry, I just don’t.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 12:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Watch our splits.

Know the play. We own them on the LOS. Time to stomp.

Mr. Boh Knows ...

by Bellanca on Oct 11, 2008 12:10 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Nothing sexy"?

Sir, there is much sexy about a 14 yard run.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 11, 2008 12:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There is no mystery here.

We own their d-line. They should be humiliated. Per usual, our coach hasn’t noticed, so he changed up.

Mr. Boh Knows ...

by Bellanca on Oct 11, 2008 12:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why does it always take us

25 seconds to get the play in?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 12:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

KOK is enjoying a bratwurst

You will get your play when he’s damn well good and ready, you ungrateful bastard

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 12:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stanzisack!

What in the hell was that?

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 11, 2008 12:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh christ

Hampton was WIDE open in the flat too

by NorseHawk on Oct 11, 2008 12:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FNT

Worst.
Show.
Ever.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 12:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Absolutely

But at the least the girl is hot

by NorseHawk on Oct 11, 2008 12:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Big Ten Network's "Friday Night Tailgate"

Or, abortion on tv

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 12:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Friday Night Tailgate

BTN’s Friday pregame show. It’s fucking atrocious.

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 12:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BTN trying to be funny

It works about as well as you’d expect

by NorseHawk on Oct 11, 2008 12:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Scores from around the country

Tex 10 OU 21
Minn 7 Ill 3
Tol 7 Mich 10

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 12:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Low snaps for IU

Center is scared to death.

by icculus on Oct 11, 2008 12:20 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

These shotgun snaps aren't very good

Lewis looks like he’s strugaling to catch them.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 11, 2008 12:20 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

These snaps sure are low

Hope nobody has brought this up yet.

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 12:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They are not going to let the scramble beat them

That’s the third time that Iowa went to three down linemen and kept Kroul back as a spy on third and medium

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 12:22 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Blatant hold on King not called

Indiana is driving. Fuck me.

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 12:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck

This looks familiar

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 12:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lewis is hobbling off the field

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 12:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck

Touchdown Indiana

17-10 Iowa

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 12:26 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Check that

17-9. Missed the PAT.

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 12:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why is it

That we are easier to score on at the end of a half than the fat drunken bridesmaide at a wedding?

by vahawk on Oct 11, 2008 12:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Even the kickers on the other teams

play for us

I be ridn', just ridin' alone
With my daddy on my mind, like you gotta me kiddin'
how the hell you ain't here to see your prince do his thing?
sometimes I wanna shed a tear, but no emotions from a king
-Lil Wayne "Hustler Musik"

by shake n bake on Oct 11, 2008 12:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's the half

I need a drink

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 12:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Way ahead of you

However, more drinks would be nice.

by NorseHawk on Oct 11, 2008 12:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Minnesota leading Illinois at the half

Not sure who I’m rooting for there, though I now fear both teams, seeing as how Iowa faces them on the road.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 11, 2008 12:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Goals for Sunday:

Clean the house.
Rake the leaves.
Get J Leman costume for Illinois game.

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 12:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm scared in the sense that Iowa can blow any game

But they’re both very beatable. Plus we can’t lose to Illinois because of the Curse of Jon Beutjer. And Ron Zook.

by NorseHawk on Oct 11, 2008 12:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"With a win today,

Minnesota is bowl eligible"—Wait a second, am I still drunk?

by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Oct 11, 2008 12:36 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought the exact same thing

The world has turned and left me here.

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 12:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it wouldn't be a weekend

without HS quoting Weezer, would it?

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 11, 2008 12:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LEMAN

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 12:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LEMAN LEMAN LEMAN LEMAN LEMAN LEMAN

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 12:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

J Leman

Looks glorious

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 11, 2008 12:40 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OH IT WAS GLORIOUS

When he talked about opposing forces clashing, I dreamt of dead Chinese soldiers and freedom.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 11, 2008 12:40 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That stadium was full of terrorists five minutes ago

Leman showed up, killed them all, and still had time for a quick preview

"Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive"

by Hawkeye State on Oct 11, 2008 12:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The "honor of Drew Brees"?

I suppose it’s better than his facemole, but still.

AKA Shadow

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 11, 2008 12:43 PM CDT reply re