SUPERTERRIFICOPENGAMETHREAD: WHAT THE HELL IS A HOOSIER?

For those of you whose basic gambling strategy has become “fade BHGP,” I’ve got five bets, and I’ve been on fire:

Northwestern +1 vs. Michigan State
Baylor -5 vs. Iowa State
Vandy -1 @ Mississippi State (Pick of the day; this line makes absolutely no sense)
Syracuse +22 1/2 vs. West Virginia (Pat White isn’t playing)
Cincinnati -7 vs. Rutgers

Wayne Larrivee, Chris Martin, and 90’s fantasy football killer Anthony Herron

Belgian or Potato

And there are about 12 people there. Indiana football: Catch the fever!

Why, the stadium must be half full!

Has anyone established this?

that much penetration right away.

for that gift…

HawkeyeSportts.com has a link but it isn’t free

What do you think the success rate of a condom called Shada would be?

Over or under 50%

your WRs are wearing white not red

is almost as bad as the Vikings…

so they are all out of the way now.

Potential big play, get to the red zone, only get 3 points. I’ve seen this movie before, it was called N’western-Iowa

OU is up 7-0 on Texas

What type of pressure was the line getting?

That bull rush was incredible.

Their offensive playcalling is disturbingly O’Keefe-like

Brodell was gonna drop that punt? Good starting field position again…

Has Ronnie Harmon been coaching the Hawks on how to hang on to the football lately?

Oh, Michigan… at least you’re trying hard…

101-yard interception return, and Toledo goes up 7-0 on Blue

self-destructing in the red zone. Shocking…

No way Christensen throws that pass.

Like the result though

Then again, so was Christensen, and look where that got us

TOUCHDOWN IOWA. Hampton up the gut

Goal to go and we run up the middle. That’s Iowa football…

The BTN commercial!

Penn STaaaate (As JoePa shits in his depends…)

Is anyone else in the Chicago area having trouble with the BTN being choppy and cutting out every 5 seconds?

there’s no hour and a half long program on the greatest stories of Iowa football?

Sanders in the house

OU 7 – UT 3
Cinci 0 – Rutgers 0
Minny 7 – Illinois 0 (!!!)
Syracuse 3 – WVU 0

Now we’re back to Lewis. It’s shocking that Indiana’s offense has been so bad.

That pass is ALWAYS there on Iowa.

Off the upright and through…

Fuckers.

10-3 IOWA

Indiana dings the bar with the field goal, but it’s good

Hur hur hur

LOL

Rare to both fall and fumble taking the snap.

WE SHOULD NOT RUN THE QUARTERBACK FALLS OVER PLAY

Greene is back in there…

and coverage

does anyone else feel like we have a better chance of scoring when our defense is on the field?

our Defense came to play. Hopefully the Offense can put up some points…

Unfortunately, it was on Brodell

Good field position, though.

Guys, you’re doing it wrong.

I get bored talking about football. I wish the announcers would spend more time talking about Tennessee Williams plays. Why aren’t there games like THAT?

just so i can watch that week’s The Journey: Illinois Football. Is that wrong?

If you have Comcast, turn to MOJO HD channel. Search for a show called Barcelona, but it has BTN in HD for this game. Sweet mother of Jews.

Otherwise FIRE TEH COACH

(Arm pointing in direction of end zone)

So, to repeat last week’s message, RUN THE FUCKING FOOTBALL.

Knee, ankle, hemmorhoids?

Make that play a lot harder than it should have been.

TOUCHDOWN GREENE

has been solid all year. and last year for that matter…

12 YARDS TO PAY DIRT, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Greene with the run!

Let’s get a nice big lead and ge Greene some rest today.

Let’s blow these guys’ doors off and get the season back on track.

at the start of the season he couldn’t go outside with any real success

The last part of the 2nd quarter like we did two years ago. Thank God Hardy is getting paid on Sundays.

COVER THAT SPREAD, MOTHERFUCKERS!

I don’t know why, but I’m really craving some diced tomatoes and green chilies. Who’s with me?

Indiana can’t drive. It’s just home runs or nothing.

He did not get that first down.

Indiana is fucking horrible

but god DAMN Spievey can tackle.

God fucking damn it, it’s once a week, and it usually happens when we’re ahead 17-3

http://www.hulu.com/watch/37753/saturday-night-live-mark-wahlberg-talks-to-animals

Don’t you think Ferentz is looking at his roster to see who else can return punts?

but offsides is even nicer.

The best play Iowa NEVER runs..

With Greene, it would be wide open

95 yards, cleats in face, win.

Telling me about programming about Michigan football. Thank you Big Ten Network.

I have an outstanding bet that we cannot get a play off in every single game this year.

There’s some “functional speed.”

showed some good hands and toughness on that one.

Way to be a leader.

Know the play. We own them on the LOS. Time to stomp.

And WOOOOO JEWEL WOOOOOOOOO

Sir, there is much sexy about a 14 yard run.

We own their d-line. They should be humiliated. Per usual, our coach hasn’t noticed, so he changed up.

25 seconds to get the play in?

What in the hell was that?

Hahahahahaha

see Iowa v. Northwestern

Worst.
Show.
Ever.

Tex 10 OU 21
Minn 7 Ill 3
Tol 7 Mich 10

Center is scared to death.

Lewis looks like he’s strugaling to catch them.

Hope nobody has brought this up yet.

That’s the third time that Iowa went to three down linemen and kept Kroul back as a spy on third and medium

Indiana is driving. Fuck me.

This looks familiar

HOOZH HERS

Touchdown Indiana

17-10 Iowa

That we are easier to score on at the end of a half than the fat drunken bridesmaide at a wedding?

play for us

I need a drink

I had violent diarrhea

Not sure who I’m rooting for there, though I now fear both teams, seeing as how Iowa faces them on the road.

Minnesota is bowl eligible"—Wait a second, am I still drunk?

Looks glorious

When he talked about opposing forces clashing, I dreamt of dead Chinese soldiers and freedom.

Leman showed up, killed them all, and still had time for a quick preview

I suppose it’s better than his facemole, but still.

Apparently Bates is leaving ISU

Starting to feel NU-like, otherwise. Right down the missed extra point.

It’s only the start of the third quarter and they’re already talking about their golf games. God help us all.

that Indiana’s center has a lot of low snaps? I’m surprised no one’s pointed it out.

You should call fair catch next time.

Florida International, now Indiana.

GOD DAMN CHAPPELL

Say, that’s why I’m not allowed to live near schools!

He’s walking on the sideline like a pirate.

24-9, IOWA

Shonn Greene has 17 rushes for 95 yards and a score. And he’s noticeably limping. Jesus he’s good.

The Indiana band is playing the American Gladiators theme! I WANT THAT!

Iowa’s shit-stomping them.

WOOO DEFENSE EEEEEEEEEEE

Call fair catch, run into a guy five yards away from where the punt hits, demand flag. SUCCESS!

We’re on the verge of breaking this one wide open.

Now watch us fumble.

YOU CAN’T!

Win the game, rest Greene, get the rest of the team used to feasting on red meat in a game. We need the win and the confidence going into the Wisky game.

GO HAWKS!!

I’m recording Illinois-Minnesota just to watch the human chess match that is Brewster vs. Zook. I can’t wait.

Original mancrush is back!

You mean running three plays over and over again, regardless of the effectiveness.

I keed, I keed.

Which means either another TD is coming or a godawful Stanziball.

31-9, IOWA

COME TO PENN SHHTAAATE

The BTN might be on Mediacom, but it’s still fucking awful

Indiana’s sure to come back now!

Thank you, thank you

“One of the great coaches in the Big Ten.”

Oh COME ON.

That’s the third or fourth time the WR has taken big steps back to receive a “pass” (lateral). Either that or just bizarrre route running.

“Ken O’Keefe is a proven offensive coordinator.” Note the lack of positive adjective before “offensive coordinator”

This kind of feels like old times. Let’s keep it going next week.

I haven’t heard on-air fellatio like this since Musberger was calling the Buckeyes

But they’re throwing at Greenwood’s area again.

I don’t much like this drive