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Dan Bohall Makes His Triumphant Return to the Bar


Dan Bohall, circa 1988

You have to feel for Dan Bohall.  Most college kids get busted for public intox, spend a night in the tank with a long-time drunk who repeatedly tries to stick a phone receiver up his own ass, post bail, pay a fine, and go home.  Our man Dan got busted for public intox (in his a dorm bathroom, no less), had to do all of the above, plus write a term paper, take a test, and help some sick kids.  Sick kids are a bummer, man.

In any case, Bohall will be back in action for the Hawkeyes this week as they take on Ohio State and Michigan State.  Sure, he's not particularly skilled and has difficulty scoring, but that makes him no different than the rest of this team.  The fact is he's a warm body who plays a little defense, and that is good enough.

The newspaper articles say Bohall is working to rehabilitate his image.  That's a noble goal, and I don't want to diminish the crime, but it's not as if the kid robbed a grocery store.  He got drunk with his friends and passed out in the bathroom.  I did that 3 nights ago.  I just had the presence of mind and financial wherewithal to find my own bathroom.

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lame

I hate people sometimes. Not only have I passed out in my own bathroom, I have passed out in the bathroom of strangers, friends, Romans, countrymen (lend me your ears!). I'm 27.

Give the kid a break.

by dmbmeg on Jan 8, 2008 9:09 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm just happy
that the big legal issue this team has is a college dude getting hammered.
Compared to name redacted, and now sadly the football team, this is progress.

by chitownhawkeye on Jan 8, 2008 9:22 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It should be noted, HS

That for as silly a transgression as bathroom naptime might be, as a resident of the 600 block of South Johnson, Bohall can no more claim that the Hilly is "his" dorm than I can say I took a leak on the side of "my" Jessup Hall last Christmas Eve.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 8, 2008 9:32 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fair point

To assume makes an ass out of u and me.

by Hawkeye State on Jan 8, 2008 9:39 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Coincidence?

I also threw up and had difficulty scoring in college.

Will the real Dan Bohall please stand up?

by Eubanks on Jan 8, 2008 10:05 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I too...

Threw up in college but only scored with fat chicks.  Cheers to you old buddy!

by donny on Jan 9, 2008 12:26 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's a different Donny.

But it's fair to say my scoring also involved a fair amount of ladies that were, uh, a little plus sized.

And I may have thrown up on occasion.

by DonnyDonovan on Jan 9, 2008 2:34 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Funny you should mention it

I believe donny did throw up while "relating" with a plus sizer.

Keep it classy donny.

by Eubanks on Jan 9, 2008 4:11 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the details man!

It was the other way around.  She spewed.  A couple months later I found her license under the bed.  "AHHHHHHHHHH, that's what she looked like!"  I always keep it classy.  That's why your nuptials gift is still being pondered.

by donny on Jan 9, 2008 4:52 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh man that's right

I should have remembered, it was like the only tail you pulled in all of your twenties.

by Eubanks on Jan 9, 2008 6:33 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

On the plus side...

At least he didn't have his picture up on Facebook acting like, you know, some 20-year-old or something.

by Bucketochicken on Jan 9, 2008 8:11 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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