Amazingly, "E'Twaun's Revenge" is not the title of poorly executed Star Wars fan fiction; we're referring to the phenomenally named E'Twaun Moore, star freshman guard for the Boilermakers.

We'll be popping in from time to time to offer our thoughts, which we cannot guarantee will even be remotely related to the game itself. I'm here for the tip*, Jebus will be here later to give us his pants status, and HS... who knows. Par for the course, really.

Anyhoo, speaking of poorly executed fan fiction, please enjoy Full Life Consequences. You think Tony is their third, younger brother?

*that's what she said.