Get Your Damn Copy Someplace Else

In this age of media exaggeration and docile, uncontroversial head coaches, it's only appropriate to harken back to the days of yore, when even the most gentlemanly of coaches had no problem telling the media exactly where to stick it.

It's worth asking: Have we seen Pat Harty's paternity tests? Do we know that Jim King's not his father? And hasn't it been a little too long since the last Pat Harty Avalanche?

Regardless, hope you enjoyed getting your bullyman on, Jim King. Hope you realized it got you jackshit. Hope you enjoy being a weekend punchline. Peace!