HATE HATE RAGE RAGE MOTHERF--K
15-13. Unfuckingbelievable. Well, now that the season's over, I'm going to go get shitfaced, pick up some old bad habits (hello, nicotine), and maybe try some new ones (and hello, heroin!).
Here. Have some Durso. It makes as much sense as losing to the lowly Clones.
I fucking hate you ISU.
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So glad I can use profanity here!
FUCK!
We play like there's shit on our shoes and we don't care that there's a game.
We refuse to put in 5 d-backs in passing situations and allow WR's to be covered by LB's.
We run ONE fucking screen pass all game, it goes for 13, and then it disappears! AY catches NO passes, I believe.
We run schemes that have not changed in the last 6 years and are predictable as...as...as...Lou Holtz' spittle hitting Mark May in the mouth every gameday.
And the results are the same: a TERRIBLE ISU team beats us in Ames. Don't forget, this is the same TERRIBLE ISU team that had a 14-0 lead on us last year (which also should NEVER fucking have happened, don't tell me we eventually won, you cocksucker, you DON'T spot ISU 14 points at home in a rivalry game).
KOK--next please!
Norm--next please!
Everyone else can stay. I haven't given up on them, yet. But the coordinators need to go if we lose ONE MORE fucking Turd Bowl to a program as bad as ISU.
Again, thanks so much for letting me swear here. I feel much, much better now.
by The Director on Sep 15, 2007 5:16 PM CDT 0 recs
That sucked.
While the game sucked, it doesn't ruin the season for me. This was never a team that was going to compete for a national championship. What this game did was reveal some of Iowa's flaws.
Iowa has some consistency issues on offense. Their passing game lacks real weapons it appears and Christenson needs to improve his accuracy. Some of this throws appeared well behind receivers at times. The running game worked, but had breakdowns at critical times. There seemed to be too many failed 3rd down conversions.
Meanwhile I thought the defense played okay, but their real weakness seemed to be stopping ISU on 3rd down. As mentioned, the decision to keep linebackers in on obvious passing downs really cost them at times.
They are going to need to make some serious adjustments if the expect to compete up in Wisconsin next week.
by Enoch on Sep 15, 2007 6:27 PM CDT 0 recs
Adjustments? Playoffs? PLAYOFFS?
Say it like Jim Mora to get the full affect.
Mark my words: No adjustments will be made.
"We aren't a sexy team."
"We needed to execute better."
"We are who we are."
THIS is what we hear after a loss. There will be no adjustments. We will run the same schemes and hope we 'execute' better against a tougher team in a tougher place to play.
Now tell me I'm wrong!
by The Director on Sep 15, 2007 7:03 PM CDT 0 recs
Wow
You must really mean it, cause you've posted it twice and this time you posted it in bold. I don't know what's more impressive, the fact that you managed that or the fact that they're teaching html at the Story County jail.
by Dweeze on Sep 15, 2007 8:45 PM CDT 0 recs
Everyone knows that my mother has a colostomy...
so you, sir, are a LIAR! She cannot possibly be fucked up the ass!
Booyah! Ya' burnt!
by The Director on Sep 15, 2007 9:05 PM CDT 0 recs
You stupid assholes!
What the hell? Iowa State?!? Seriously?
I remember there was a time when all Penn State fans wanted was for Joe Paterno to get fired and Kirk Ferentz to take the job. The bloom is off that rose.
by Run Up The Score on Sep 15, 2007 10:11 PM CDT 0 recs










