BHGP gets "Better and Better"

As you might remember, the staff of THC/BHGP has been "enjoying" the company of Illinois coach Ron Zook. First, he redefined hair as eroticism, and last week he gave Jebus a spirited interview. Somehow, the bastard got a hold of my e-mail address and contacted me last night.

New message from ZookHook: WAKE UP
ZookHook: WAKEEEE UP
OopsPowBlog: It's not even 10 yet.
ZookHook: WAKE UP U LITTEL BICTCH LOL
OopsPowBlog: did Jebus give you my name?
ZookHook: THE ZOOKER IZ ROLLLLLIN!!!!!!
ZookHook: HEY OPS
ZookHook: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
OopsPowBlog: what?
ZookHook: I WANT U IN MY ROOM
OopsPowBlog: Fuck you. Cut it out with the caps lock. It's like a car horn.
ZookHook: Your such a wet blanket.
OopsPowBlog: Actually, now that I've got you. How does Juice pass for only 123 yards against Western Illinois?
ZookHook: what
OopsPowBlog: You didn't even run the ball especially well. Dude, it's WIU.
ZookHook: I a win isd a awin
OopsPowBlog: Are you always this messed up on a Tuesday?
ZookHook: robodroned. NINE DAY WEKEKDN!
OopsPowBlog: Jesus dude. You can't prepare your team like this. There's no way you can win this week. No fucking way.
ZookHook: Bulllllshit we got cuse
ZookHook: Put 2 in the W column BITCHESSSS!!!!!
OopsPowBlog: Fuck. You're right.
ZookHook: rdhfhdthrekthhk
OopsPowBlog: What the hell is "robodroned," anyway?
ZookHook: drunk stoned and robotussen
OopsPowBlog: Jesus Christ. On a Tuesday?
ZookHook: I told u I was hardcore
OopsPowBlog: Does the team know you do this?
ZookHook: lol Mendenhaklll is passed out on mycouch
ZookHook: hey opps
ZookHook: hey
ZookHook: hey hey hey
OopsPowBlog: oh no.
ZookHook: HEY
OopsPowBlog: what.
ZookHook: I decdided your getting better and better!!!!!
OopsPowBlog: Really? Wow, thanks.
OopsPowBlog: I've never really blogged about football before, plus Jebus and Hawke
ZookHook: yup one sec
OopsPowBlog: What? One sec to what? I don't get it.
ZookHook: Check ur email lawyer!!
OopsPowBlog: what?

OopsPowBlog: what the fuck?
ZookHook: Just open it!!!

OopsPowBlog: OH COME ON
ZookHook: HAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OopsPowBlog: GODDAMMIT DUDE
ZookHook: Say hello to Better and Better, suckkaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
OopsPowBlog: Did you seriously fake-tan your own balls??
ZookHook: WHOOOOOO LET EM FLY!!!
OopsPowBlog: Fuck this.

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New message from ThaZookieMonster: Yes, may I please have a large sausage pizza and a 2-liter of Mountain Dew???
ThaZookieMonster: Get it?? Large Sausage! LMAO!!

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