Wonderful news from the Hillcrest dormitory early this morning, as guard Dan Bohall was arrested for public intoxication. In a dorm he doesn't live in. On the crapper. Yep.
According to police, Daniel Stephen Bohall, 21, a sophomore guard from Sioux City, was found lying in a locked stall with no shirt on at 5:09 a.m. Police said Bohall did not initially wake up when he was moved and when he did wake, he had poor balance, slurred speech and smelled of alcohol. Bohall allegedly admitted to drinking.
Clearly, Bohall was looking for Clint Huntrods' tried and true winning formula of severe intoxication and bodily fluids, but we've got to say that unless some additional evidence comes out that he was at least decorated, Mr. Huntrods remains Captain Awesome.