We're going to pick up the pieces around here after yesterday's disturbing news and try to get back to normal. And as it turns out, the best way to do that is with unholy lovechild of Ron Zook and Jon Voight basketball coach Bo Ryan. The video is distressingly professional, too; this isn't just a mischievous player with a cell phone at work. There are effects! Slow-motion! This was all clearly done on purpose!

Enjoy. And if you're getting tired of the Soulja Boy, that's understandable. I'm about 80% sure we're never posting another video of it again. But if Spencer Tollackson Supamans that whoaaaaaa, so help me God...

[HT: The Realests.]