Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the golf course!
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The little brown, furry rodents !
Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason. All right, let's do the same thing, but with gophers !
Hey, Gophers? Let's fight! Maybe it is just a pig but it's our fucking pig, so give it back.
Let's talk football.
I'd be interested to hear what your thoughts are on the basketball season as well.
Go.



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