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Interesting note: That is not rain, but the tears of Penn State fans watching a game slip away.



Did you know Iowa hasn't lost a game at Happy Valley since 1994? It's true. Tim Dwight single-handedly squeezed the life out of Penn State in 1996, and Iowa's won three more up there since then.

Of note, however, is the close nature of the games; Iowa has only won one of those four by more than three points, and that was an overtime contest in 2002 that saw Iowa blow a 35-13 lead in the fourth quarter before holding in the first OT. Past that, it's been 26-23, 6-4, and 21-20.

The nice Iowa that let the crowd dictate the game in Ames and Madison must be exorcised. It's time to shut 90,000+ PSU fans the fuck up. It's time to crush their hopes and dreams. Again.

In other words, it's time to be a bad guest. Not drunk uncle at the Christmas party bad; I mean Norm MacDonald bad.

Your comments are welcome, dear readers, and you all know the rules, so let's hear what you have to say!

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First one to bitch about KOK and/or his play calling has to buy the pizza.

by jebushchrist on Oct 6, 2007 1:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't you worry

We'll get our shot at the ZookHook next week.

by jebushchrist on Oct 6, 2007 2:06 PM CDT reply actions  

O/U

I'd put it at 20.
Anyone with a bold prediction before kickoff?

by jebushchrist on Oct 6, 2007 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy buttfucking Christ

Iowa actually chose to kick off to start the game. I... I'm speechless.

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 6, 2007 2:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Good to know

I guess Pat Harty isn't the only one reading this blog. They're listening to us!

by jebushchrist on Oct 6, 2007 2:44 PM CDT reply actions  

And...

Is that two good punts in a row by RD???  I mean sure, it woulda' been nice to pin that one inside teh 5, but at least he didn't shank the fuck out of it.  Shada looks good so far too.

by Bucketochicken on Oct 6, 2007 2:57 PM CDT reply actions  

dammit

It was too much to ask for Donahue to have 2 decent punts in a row. The field position game is looking good, so far.

by jebushchrist on Oct 6, 2007 2:58 PM CDT reply actions  

of course

This only means he'll shank his next 2...

by jebushchrist on Oct 6, 2007 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

King is King

but sadly, Jake is not. That was an atrocious throw on the screen there.

by jebushchrist on Oct 6, 2007 3:05 PM CDT reply actions  

And yet...

He looks positively Elway-esque compared to Morelli.

Ok, maybe Jim Miller-esque.  Maybe Jay Shroeder.

by Bucketochicken on Oct 6, 2007 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

What a turn of events

PSU goes from a touchdown to 2nd and goal at the 1/2, to 2nd and goal at the 5 1/2, to 3nd and goal at the 8, to damn near giving up the ball in the end zone. Brutal gameplay so far.

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 6, 2007 3:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Kick return

If Run-DJK takes this to the house, we win.

by Bucketochicken on Oct 6, 2007 3:27 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

We had 6 guys blocking 5 and had no chance. That was the worst pass protection I've seen all year, and that's saying something.

by jebushchrist on Oct 6, 2007 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

again

I just played and replayed that 3rd down blitz 3 times. We had 6 blockers and all 5 Penn State guys beat their block. It was absolutely pathetic.
Pathetic.

by jebushchrist on Oct 6, 2007 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

UGLY

This game is uglier than Clint Howard with a bad case of cock-sharts.

by Bucketochicken on Oct 6, 2007 3:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Penn St 13 - Iowa 0, at the half

Mitch King has been phenomenal.
The young secondary has been lost.
The offense has in fact run the ball, thus saving the life of our young quarterback, but making it completely impossible for us to win this game.  
A better performance than last week but the result is still a seemingly insurmountable halftime deficit.

by jebushchrist on Oct 6, 2007 4:14 PM CDT reply actions  

What an incredibly bad offensive line

I realize the PSU defense is good, but the offensive line may as well not even be on the field. Christensen can't do a single thing when he's got a defender in his jersey after his third step back.

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 6, 2007 4:27 PM CDT reply actions  

If that's really what's most important...

Why are Meade and Vandervelde starting in front of guys who have been in the program for at least a year longer, like Doering and Kuempel?

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 6, 2007 4:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Iowa looks like they've given up

They're not even wrapping up on defense anymore. And the way this offense is playing, it'd be over if it were 6-0.

Nobody's going to blame you if you turn the game off and start hitting the whiskey.

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 6, 2007 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Not game experience..

But certainly weight room and practice experience.

There's no possible way they're worse than the freshmen starting at guard right now. They can't be.

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 6, 2007 4:47 PM CDT reply actions  

If they went on the road to Syracuse next week

They'd be underdogs, or at least I'd take Syracuse and the points. This is brutal.

2 first downs in 3 quarters.

by The Cheat on Oct 6, 2007 5:03 PM CDT reply actions  

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