Austin Scott's penis is more important than sports
by Oops Pow Surprise
on Oct 5, 2007 8:47 PM CDT
in News
Penn State will be without starting tailback Austin Scott tomorrow afternoon. It appears not to be an injury situation, but something far worse: allegations of sexual assault.
To be perfectly fair, we don't know if it's Scott, just a Penn State football player. And Scott is out for the day for undisclosed, non-injury reasons. So, Sherlocks, we're being given 2+1 and spotted the T, H, R, and one of the E's here. Anyone got any ideas?
We hope that was some seriously exhilarating non-consensual sexual contact, Austin; it'll be costing you (and many others who depend on you) dearly.
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Suck it, Trebek.
That's "Therapists", Mr. Connery.
by Run Up The Score on Oct 5, 2007 9:12 PM CDT 0 recs
hunh
That's unsavory. I hope that's not the case. Game or no game, there are no winners here.
by jebushchrist on Oct 5, 2007 11:18 PM CDT 0 recs
OK
I'm sure it's unpossible that he did this, but we aren't the ones that suspended and charged him, nor did we convict him of anything.
by jebushchrist on Oct 6, 2007 1:24 AM CDT 0 recs
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