Glass of Beer, Shot of Whiskey: Purdue Open Thread

Pam Ward makes Mary Carillo sound like Lisa Loeb.
Also, she's horrible. Just horrible.

I already want to kill Pam Ward

8 seconds in and DJK has dropped 3 balls.

Purdue appears to be in a prevent defense.

Flat offensive start.  Bad punt.  Throw it all over the field against our secondary.  Yep, it's a game at Purdue.

Oh, and yeah, Pam Ward is atrocious.  She's being provided only so this can be as bad an experience as possible.

Hardy just caught his 30th career touchdown.  27 of those were against Iowa.

To see that Edds is covering Bryant today. That's perfect, then, we have Godfrey on Keller. Excellent.
Fuck.

what is he throwing at?

...for that offensive breakthrough last week.  Then again, calling 10 points an "offensive breakthrough" says something about the state of our offense.

We're getting some good pressure.  I like seeing that.  Keep him running

they don't take more deep shots.  

Did I just hear that right?  8 straight unconverted third downs?

OK, we've reached the half.  I'm switching from beer to Jack.

was an act of extreme cowardice there at the end of the half. Take a shot to the end zone. You are losing the game, Kirk.
That made me sick.

Another route 2 yards short of the down marker on third down.  What have I done to deserve this?

The incompetence of our offense is only bested by the incompetence of the phone equipment during that interview with Bob Griese.

It's bad enough to have an in-game interview during the game, but to continue to try to do when the phone connection is bad...GAH!

Please just stab me in the head if the suckclones don't start losing really soon

"If I'm going to pick on someone, it's not going to be Charles Godfrey.  He is a shutdown corner."

Obviously, he's never heard of Shutdown Adam Shada.

Someone check Signor's helmet size.  Dude is on 'roids.  There's no other way to explain an extra 20 yards per kick in 2 weeks.

How do you let him get behind the secondary twice?

I'm failing to see how we've built on last week...

and ISU and Purdue and IU are what we can expect from this team in teh future.

Our lack of defensive defending is going to make KF go on the defensive. It's indefensible.

Wait--I think Dorien Bryant just scored 3 more TD's during the commercial. And now they're able to run the ball.

Don't even get me started on the offense. We're down by 13 and we get pass-happy with AY and Sims ready and willing?

It's like Indiana all over again.

Only without that singuarly awful feeling of having paid hundreds of dollars to watch our asses get kicked at home. At least this time, I'm sitting in my office on the computer.

Small consolation, but you gotta get what you can get out of it.

So, Ray Bentley may not ever be confused for Pop Warner, but he is lambasting KOK's playcalling right now, and probably for good reason.  AY did not get a single carry in the second half.  Seven carries, 44 yards total.  There's no excuse for that.  None.

I'm watching Kentucky-Florida.

"There's nothing offical [sic] on this yet, but the way this season has gone, it'd hardly be surprising."

Sir, if you're suggesting that losing seasons are natural precursors to sexual assault, then... wow.

As for the rumors themselves, unless there's some concrete, verifiable info, we're not going to engage in them either. When you're talking about allegations as serious as those, then without something, anything, from the authorities, it's best to leave them alone.